Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. citrodong

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    He cut off his own head?
     
  2. TimJimothy

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    I'm betting he bought one of those skulls at Party City or some such place and planted it in the mud. Then he went back to his parent's back yard garden underground thingy.
     
  3. poor paul

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    Dead from suicide and eaten by animals has to be the odds on favorite.
     
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  4. bigred77

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  5. NineteenNine

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    BORING
     
  6. The Banks

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    They strongly believe it’s Brian’s.
     
  7. devine

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  8. bro

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    hope all those people who have been parked in front of their house are thanked for their service
     
  9. One Two

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    I bet he died from boredom reading this thread
     
  10. WC

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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The ol head switcheroo. I’ve seen it a hundred times. He’s still out there but just has a different head now.
     
  12. OZ2

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    Another reminder that mental health is no joke.

    **this absolutely is not me excusing the **fact** he killed her so please don’t go down that road.

    What a shit situation that has also, I hope, made a lot of people realize we don’t give a shit about missing people in this society unless they fall under a very consistent umbrella.
     
  13. The Banks

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    What a boring and expected ending to this whole saga.
     
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  14. ButchCassidy

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    I hope he was eaten alive.

    Sure it was suicide, tho.
     
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  15. racer

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    The parents had to have reached some kind of deal to give it up.
     
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  16. Can I Spliff it

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    ahem

     
  17. bcuga

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    I wonder if they will be able to determine cause of death. Self inflicted gunshot seems most likely so guessing there would be evidence if that from a skull.
     
  18. dblplay1212

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    There'd probably be a gun nearby too. Unless animals drug his body away from where he died.
     
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  19. Tarpon Nole

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    He was dead before anyone knew she was missing and was found right where his parents said he was the first time cops asked
     
  20. fucktx

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    Who could have seen this coming!!!!!
     
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  21. fucktx

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    i solved this case a month ago
     
  22. racer

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    @freezingcoldtakes
     
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  23. The Banks

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    I think you’re a little off on your timeline.
     
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  24. racer

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  25. CaneKnight

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    Fucking coward
     
  26. fucktx

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    At least that fucking weirdo news reporter camped out in a yard can fuck off now
     
  27. Tarpon Nole

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    I meant the general public knew she was missing
     
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  28. devine

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    And the neighbors can take a much needed vacation with the tens of thousands they made
     
  29. racer

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    His Twitter follows about to look like Enron
     
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  30. racer

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  31. Handcuffed

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    how many posters' parents would be able to tell law enforcement where their favorite parks and places within those parks are?
     
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  32. Jack Parkman

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    Dog was ready to swim down and find this coward if it wasn’t for that damn sprained ankle
     
  33. Nole0515

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    ANKLE
     
  34. poor paul

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    probably all of them if they lived at home and the park was 10 miles from their home and they were park enthusiasts.
     
  35. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Glad we finally solved this case.

    Now we have to wait for another young blonde white girl to missing so we can do it all over again.
     
  36. DirtBall

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    Where were all of these young blonde missing whites girls when I was a reality TV “bounty Hunter”????
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    cute don’t forget cute
     
  38. Tiger4L

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  39. IHHH

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    that’s boring
     
  40. IHHH

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    Disputable
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m saying along with that stuff he wrote the white woman has to be cute. I’m not judging the young woman who was just murdered.
     
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  42. IHHH

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    He didn’t say it because he obviously did not think she was
     
  43. Tiger4L

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    The story in the OP was early on 9/13. He left the house later that day. The parents actually said 9/14 but they changed to 9/13 a month later. He basically bounced as soon as it went public.
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    Neither I nor Lifeiskilingme79 are talking about the woman who this thread is about. It was a joke about the next time. JFC. I don’t really care if you think the murder victim was cute or not.
     
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  45. IHHH

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    i was joking also mate, calm down.
     
  46. devine

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    When he first left weren’t the parents also really worried he was going to commit suicide? Sounds like that’s most likely what happened
     
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  47. Tiger4L

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    Yea, the attorney claims they contacted the police the day after but the police say it was 3 days. This shit has been such a cluster fuck
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    He’s in the garden bunker laughing his ass off at the stupid FBI
     
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  49. LA window washer

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    So Petito and Laundrie witnessed the 2 girls near Moab get murdered. The following day they’re seen arguing and fighting at a restaurant in town due to the fear and shock of what they witnessed. The perp tracks them down and murders Petito, Laundrie escapes back to Florida. He’s then followed and murdered by the original killer. I think I got the timeline right.
     
  50. Tiger4L

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