Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. Clown Baby

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    Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish!
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  2. Lyrtch

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    very much a part of why i hate the ubiquity of it
     
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  3. Joe Withabee

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    I thought the point of your contraption was to temporarily stun the fish, not kill them
     
  4. BuckeyeRiot

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    Still electrocuted.
     
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  5. Owsley

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    This is what it does for 90-95% of the fish. Some smaller ones unfortunately get too much juice and just don’t make it. But they all get electrocuted.
     
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  6. dump

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    Owsley is a fish murderer

    just like the boyfriend murdered Gabby

    by electrocuting her in a river
     
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  7. Emma

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    You ever electrocute DIS?
     
  8. Joe Withabee

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    Electrocution is supposed to only mean killed by electricity and I won’t have you people changing the dictionary definitions on my google search prove me wrong
     
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  9. Owsley

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    Unsure what DIS is?

    I should’ve used the term ‘shocked.’
     
  10. Emma

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    DIS dick
     
  11. dome foam

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    Agreed. I happen to have just watched the episode where this very principle was discussed.
     
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    Was really pulling for a deez nuts joke as a Saban callback
     
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  14. dump

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  15. Emma

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    Owsley is like the kylebuck antithesis
     
  16. Owsley

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    This is where I thought it was going fwiw
     
  17. racer

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    DIS NUTS!

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  18. dump

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    He is the one who knocks…………..







    ……………………..out the fish
     
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  19. bertwing

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    Is this my new nickname
     
  20. Louis Holth

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    Damn Owsley just became one of those fish that didn’t make it
     
  21. electronic

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    No, you're bertdong.
     
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  22. dump

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    no one believes you have a penis
     
  23. electronic

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    Strike that, I think it's just time for you to go back to your original username, bertstare.
     
  24. Handcuffed

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    so is this the timeline?

    8/12 - the domestic dispute with the police reports
    8/17 - guy flew home to Florida
    8/23 - guy flew back to van (Salt Lake City?)
    8/25 - Grand Tetons; girl supposedly sent a Snapchat message saying they were heading to Yellowstone
    8/30 - Text from girl's phone saying no service in Yellowstone
    (As an aside, that couple were killed shot some time between 8/13-8/18 as that's when they were last seen and then their bodies were discovered.)

    It also seems like 8/12 was the last "new" Instagram post from her. Is it known who last saw/spoke to her? Is it 8/25 in the hotel in SLC?

    Is it known when the guy started his drive home or at least when he arrived?

    I don't see any way that this guy didn't kill her. But maybe I'm missing something in the time line.
     
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  25. bertwing

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    I will Brian Laundrie you
     
  26. Boom TittyMilk

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    Too soon
     
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  27. BuckeyeRiot

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    One time while all night pontoon boat fishing, I cooked a minnow over a citronella candle, then put it in a quarter pounder with cheese and tried to convince my drunken friend it was a grilled onion. He threw up. This is irrelevant to the topic at hand.
     
  28. beerme

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    strictly speaking is this illegal? Like if you go voluntarily out into the deep wilderness with someone and they go “peace” and jump in the car and peel out taking all supplies, leaving you very much alive but with no survival skills or equipment knowing you’ll likely die, is that murder?
     
  29. seanofthedead86

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    I would imagine it's some form of homicide
     
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  31. racer

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    I would think it could fall under negligent homicide or involuntary manslaughter
     
  32. DetroitNole

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    I can't speak to other states, but I think a good argument could be made for bolded part to charge 2nd degree murder in Michigan in that scenario (from jury instructions). You'd also have to argue he caused the death, but I think that is pretty decent argument to make as well. I'd guess there is similar language in other states

    First, that the defendant caused the death of [name deceased], that is, that [name deceased] died as a result of [state alleged act causing death].

    Second, that the defendant had one of these three states of mind: [he / she] intended to kill, or [he / she] intended to do great bodily harm to [name deceased], or [he / she] knowingly created a very high risk of death or great bodily harm knowing that death or such harm would be the likely result of [his / her] actions.
     
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    Last edited: Sep 16, 2021
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    Another, more accurate, review
    of Choke is that it's terrible.
     
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  34. citrodong

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    Fight Club is like 150 pages long, how are they always reading this book that takes like 3 hours to finish. Could this be a viral marketing scheme for Palahniuk?
     
  35. Penguin The Duck

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    The Spotify playlist, infatuation with being an influencer, and editing of the social media posts play into this dude having narcissistic tendencies but somehow it's getting downplayed here.

    The police report prior to Gabby's disappearance only supports this narrative. Blaming the victim. Admitting to mental health issues. No medication. Gabby fearing he would leave her.
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    https://www.insider.com/gabby-petit...ns-brian-laundrie-relationship-history-2021-9
     
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  39. Joe Withabee

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    Totally to die for
     
  40. Pelican

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    I'm going to be honest and tell you that I stared at this for like three minutes trying to figure out why it had so many likes.
     
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  41. Tarpon Nole

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    Has him flying back to Florida actually been confirmed? There's a timeline here, along with body cam footage, but no mention of that return trip

    https://abc-7.com/news/local/2021/0...-trip-with-boyfriend-van-found-in-north-port/

    TIMELINE OF EVENTS
    • July 2, 2021 – Gabrielle Petito and boyfriend Brian Laundrie leave New York in white Ford van and travel west on cross-country road trip, both Laundrie and Petito posting frequently on Instagram
    • August 12 – Utah police officers respond to incident involving Petito and Laundrie, reported by third party. No charges filed.
    • August 19 – Petito posts YouTube video ‘Beginning Our Van Life Journey’ documenting the initial stages of their road trip
    • August 21 – Petito’s father and stepmother speak to Gabby in their last FaceTime call with her while she was in Utah
    • August 25 – Petito posts on Instagram for the last time with caption of ‘Happy Halloween’
    • August 30 – Petito’s mother receives her final communication from Gabby’s phone, in the form of a text. Family believes Petito was in Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming
    • September 1 – Laundrie returns home to North Port alone
    • September 11 – Petito is reported missing by family. On the same day, white Ford van is found in North Port at Petito and Laundrie’s home
    • September 13 – Local authorities & the FBI release information to the public asking for tips on Petito’s whereabouts
    • September 14 – Laundrie’s lawyer releases statement saying Laundrie will be ‘remaining in the background’ of the investigation
    • September 14 – Petito’s family releases statement begging Laundrie to come forward with information on Petito’s whereabouts
    • September 15 – North Port police name Laundrie as person of interest, describe him as uncooperative with investigation
     
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  43. wes tegg

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    Kind of refreshing to watch one of these where the cop handles the situation perfectly.
     
  44. wes tegg

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    OCD, it turns out.
     
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    two ppl with ocd should not go live in a van for 6 months
     
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    What's the worst that could happen
     
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    :cerealkiller:
     
  48. wes tegg

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    From what I've gathered, he has anxiety. She has OCD + anxiety.
     
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    This spotify playlist shit is so incredibly dumb.
     
  50. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    The van was 100% hers?