Wonald Savage - Deadbeat dad, mediocre water pong player, incel

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  1. Lawnole23

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    You know your life is going well when you have to use a portable heater for warmth.
     
  2. TC

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    Yeah lol fuck that pussy

    *adjusts small heater under office desk*
     
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  3. Connor Norman

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    He sleeps on a cot in someone’s basement
     
  4. Lawnole23

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    Office doesn't count. My office has been at about 60 degrees the past 2 weeks. I can barely feel my hands.
     
  5. Lawnole23

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    Living the dream. Gives him more "me time" to think of ideas to make bank.
     
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  6. Connor Norman

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    Step 1 to making bank: don’t pay child support and use the money on Magic the Gathering cards.
     
  7. Lawnole23

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    If you get a really sweet card though you could use it to win more cards and then you can sell those. You have to spend money to make money.

    I don't know how Magic the Gathering works but I assume it goes something like that.
     
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  8. TC

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    The ante system was taken out of the rules many sets ago :comicbookguy:
     
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  9. Lucky24Seven

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    Can’t wait to see his reaction when they fire him.
     
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  10. bigred77

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    "I run this place" & "I unload trucks all by myself" are two statements you will get together in the same run on paragraph, nowhere else
     
  11. Ty Webb

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    I'm sure he's said similar whilst playing with toy trucks in his grandmother's basement...
     
  12. Lucky24Seven

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    I would always give my trouble employees the shitty jobs and let them quit on their own. If they stayed with it, I got the shitty jobs done and would fire them before the 90 probation period was over.
     
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  13. DillyDilly25

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    B457D2CF-9C80-4A42-89D1-52EBBAF7D184.jpeg Knew it was gonna happen but didn’t think it would be for this hahahah
     

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  14. Lucky24Seven

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  15. BlazingRebel

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    Good thing he finally got a microwave for his shitty food
     
  16. TheGodfather

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    "I also came in one hour late intentionally. I run this place they're not gonna say shit."

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Lucky24Seven

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    That's awesome. Good for him and his new to him microwave.
     
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  19. Lucky24Seven

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    LMAO if he thinks being a boss is sitting in an office. I can’t imagine the nightmare of doing his taxes with all his W2 and bullshit.
     
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  20. IHHH

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    And he just called out the other girl for coming in late ...and whined because she did not want to bail him out on his job.

    This is all made up, I really hope this is all made up
     
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  21. IHHH

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    « Camera or it never happened » nice job Tim fenyes
     
  22. TC

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    I do feel bad that he cried tho
     
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  24. DillyDilly25

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    Is this the end for Ronald?


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  25. SP1

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    So with the understanding that none of that ever happened, let's focus on the dishes...

    If the choice was to either 1. Wash plate with hot water that was dirty from *YOU* eating off of it before or 2. Douse plate with bleach

    What kind of moron would choose #2? Even his made-up stories looking for attention reveal what a dumbass he is
     
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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Nice humble brag on eating ramen.
     
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  28. s127

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    Over/under 4 months before he has another full time job? His Facebook posts will be outstanding during this time
     
  29. JeremyLambsFace

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    This is just a textbook case of having no self-awareness
     
  30. JeremyLambsFace

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    “Hey OSHA I was a warehouse manager at this company that wasn’t up to standard on having licensed operators for motorized pallet jacks and they just fired me. Investigate them!”

    “Sounds like they already fixed the bad management problem, idiot.”
     
  31. TheGodfather

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    This is a 320 page thread and I feel like your statement here could be applicable to something on every page.
     
  32. TC

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    So Ron doesn't just make others want to drink bleach
     
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  33. Randy Bobandi

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    Maybe the best gif usage I’ve ever seen. Bravo.
     
  34. bigred77

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    you gotta have a liscense to operate a pallet jack?
     
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  35. NilesIrish

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    The powered ones that are basically a mini forklift require an operator license in some settings. Ron did not work in one of those places I'm almost certain.
     
  36. MoJo

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    Never heard of that.
     
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  37. MoJo

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    Cleaning it with bleach is fine, people drink chlorinated water ever day. Rinse them off and let them dry, the chlorine will dissipate shortly
     
  38. 40wwttamgib

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    I wish he'd drink a bottle of bleach.
     
  39. The B1G Kucktis

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    Maybe he is a Georgia fan?
     
  40. DillyDilly25

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    We are fucked gentleman 45BBA3B4-98F7-4B1B-B7D7-5BC150387FBF.png
     
  41. 40wwttamgib

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    Someone is going to get contused.
     
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  42. Tobias

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    we really have stepped in it this time folks!
     
  43. Jigga

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  44. Mix

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    This thread should have died years ago but his inability to grow is astounding. Eagerly awaiting more updates from Ron.
     
  45. BlazingRebel

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  46. MoJo

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    LOL... did someone here burn him at his job?
     
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  47. Barves2125

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    Surely it's our fault he talked shit about his coworkers on Facebook.
     
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  48. TheGodfather

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    Is this real? Says it was posted publicly, but I'm not seeing it on his page.