Wonald Savage - Deadbeat dad, mediocre water pong player, incel

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  1. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    We don’t exactly know what baseline is, this might be peak motivated Ron.
     
  2. Bruce Wayne

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    Peak motivated Ron was that time him and his brother became personal trainers about 5 years ago. That lasted all of 2 weeks.
     
  3. buckwild

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    That was great content. I don't think much/or any has been shared that involved the brother since then. I'd assume since it was someone Ron associated with that they had a falling out, like everyone else does.
     
  4. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    i miss his brother, wonder what he’s up to
     
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  5. Bruce Wayne

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    From what I recall his brother seemed like a halfway decent guy, so no doubt they had some sort of falling out over Ron mooching off him.
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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    Remember how many times he failed the personal trainer exam :laugh:
     
  7. bigred77

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    There's a test?
     
  8. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure College football is overrated anyways.
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    Yes and a fee. He passed neither.
     
  9. badunkadunk

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    more like “got suckered into the beach body pyramid scheme”
     
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  10. DrTomOsbourne

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    Imagine being so motivated by a whole group of haters for ten years and all it gets you is a seasonal Amazon warehouse job.
     
  11. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo i saw a tiger and the tiger saw a man

    i can only hope this extra motivation leads to the return of successful savage
     
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  12. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    “My haters are my biggest motivators, but grandma’s pantry is my kryptonite.”
     
  13. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure College football is overrated anyways.
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    He really showed us.
     
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  14. DrTomOsbourne

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    Yeah but did South Park make an episode about *us*?

     
  15. bturns

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    Ron’s got a pretty decent video on his FB today about someone talking about his mustache and how he almost beat someone to death and just by looking at him everyone should just know...

    :ded:
     
  16. badunkadunk

    badunkadunk drama llama

    He is an insane person.

    he still tries to say he put a cop in the hospital during a tantrum in college park where he ripped a urinal off the wall.
     
  17. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I love how even his facebook friends just shit on him endlessly
     
  18. Truman

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    The post asking to borrow a Spotify login because the the YT ads are annoying was hilarious.
     
  19. badunkadunk

    badunkadunk drama llama

    Whoa. We got a real tough guy over here

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  20. badunkadunk

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    More toughness. Can’t wait for the next pong fight video
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  21. TC

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    What are you doing that causes you to be hit with a metal desk not once but numerous times
     
  22. TimJimothy

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    Such is the life of a pong superstar. When you're at the top, everybody's trying to bring you down.
     
  23. Eric The Viking

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    I know it’s a lie, but just picturing someone going about their normal daily life, seeing a metal desk flying at them, and just saying “Not this shit again”, is just hilarious to me.
     
  24. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    show me the comments, we want to see the comments.
     
  25. TC

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    #17275 TC, Jan 24, 2020
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  26. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    I am imagining just some random guy that has been following Ronald around for years and randomly attacking him with a flying metal desk.
    Ron in the grocery store in the Muscle Milk section - desk comes flying in.
    Ron at whatever shitty job he has for 2 weeks in the breakroom - desk comes flying in.
    Ron at the gym running on the treadmill for charity - desk comes flying in.
     
  27. 941Gator

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    desk is a euphemism for tmb
     
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  28. Tex

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    Show the comments
     
  29. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    Stealing my post for likes and giving me no credit :facepalm:
     
  30. Prospector

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    Fun and games ARE over
    :facepalm:
     
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  31. Fabulousthundercock

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    Send them straight to my veins
     
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  32. BlazingRebel

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  33. BlazingRebel

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  34. EdmondDantes

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  35. bertwing

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    Congrats on having a decent post once upon a time
     
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  36. Killy Me Please

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    How the fuck does he afford to go to Vegas
     
  37. bturns

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  38. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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  39. TC

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    You saw my like :meh:

    I went back looking for the original pic of him holding the little dog. You got that one?
     
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  40. Truman

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    Flights to Vegas are never all that expensive. And I’m sure they cram like 10 dudes to room.
     
  41. Prospector

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  42. Daddy Rabbit

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    Yes.
     
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  43. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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    Uh...stacks of packs?
     
  44. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz
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    I too collected mad stacks of packs. Then my balls dropped

    pokemon
     
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  45. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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  46. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    This has to be his nephew or bastard
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Done making threats...

    ...continues to make threat
     
  48. bertwing

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    Being a lot lizard can be lucrative
     
  49. Truman

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    What is a lot lizard?

    edit nvm i googled it.
     
  50. bturns

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    It’s bertwing night job. Duh.