Wonald Savage - Deadbeat dad, mediocre water pong player, incel

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  1. TC

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    Prostitutes that frequent truck stops
     
  2. bertwing

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    There was an old rumor in here that Ron was giving rub and tugs at truck stops
     
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  3. TDCD

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    I side with Ron on this one, what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to jerk off a man for a little bit of money?
     
  4. Lucky24Seven

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    And then spend it on Magic cards and Vegas beer pong trips.
     
  5. 40wwttamgib

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  6. badunkadunk

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    solid City High pull
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just Pong , bruh
     
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  8. Tony Ray Bans

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    I can't imagine how shitty the places in vegas that cater to the World Series of Beer Pong are. Most of even the decent hotels/casinos are wildly overpriced and are super stoked to charge you 17 bucks for a bottle of water. These guys have gotta be at like an off-strip Holiday Inn Express
     
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  10. zeberdee

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    I was curious so I looked it up. this year is being held at Westgate.
     
  11. Lucky24Seven

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    All I can picture is the casino from Vegas Vacation when I think of a place that would cater to this event.
     
  12. Truman

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    Im 5'11 but on Tinder im 6 feet
     
  13. Prospector

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    Should have gained fame from shrimp kabobs instead of steak
     
  14. EdmondDantes

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    Last time we were in Vegas we stumbled upon the Golden Tee arcade game world championships. The guys competing in that thing I imagine would resemble the beer pong contestants, just maybe slightly older and less douchey on average. It would be quite a scene.
     
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  15. Truman

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    wat
     
  16. Connor Norman

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    How’d you do?
     
  17. Prospector

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    you're a shrimp
     
  18. Truman

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    ohhh.

    That was a lil Dicky lyric.

    Im 6'5 so only a shrimp compared to Odin
     
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  19. TC

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    Now I understand how you can buy weed in the hood
     
  20. Truman

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    lol. It's not because Im tall. It's because I built relationships w those dudes.
     
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  21. bertwing

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    :gfa: is that right?
     
  22. badunkadunk

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    I don’t know what the purpose of this post is

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  23. Truman

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    I dont care about dating, which is why I signed up for the facebook dating thing
     
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  24. TC

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    First of all you NEED to respect the fact I hate animals
     
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  25. nexus

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    To show you how little I care I’m going to go out of my way to write this
     
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  26. nexus

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    Also lol at “incompatibility” being the reason he’s alone
     
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  27. Truman

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    In his defense, i cant imagine there are too many women who are compatible w a psychopathic man child
     
  28. Lucky24Seven

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    LMAO, I have a child, but my longest relationship is 8 months. Way to ditch your baby’s mother before he was born.
     
  29. Bruce Wayne

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    Hey Ron, know how I know you’re gay?

     
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  30. TC

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    ...so how do I see who my matches are on Facebook
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    a/s/l?
     
  32. 941Gator

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    you’d be surprised!
     
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  33. Big Meech

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  34. Nole96SC

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    “Ive gotten more dudes numbers the last few months to meet up and play magic in the last few months than females maybe in my entire life”

    Might be the first truthful statement he’s ever made.
     
  35. bertwing

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    Man that’s just fucking pathetic to admit

    “I’d rather play Magic with dudes than get pussy but I’m totally macho guys don’t fuck with me”
     
  36. bigred77

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    That was my first thought too
    I Wonder if that 8 month one was even his baby mama?
     
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  37. Zebbie

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    :laugh:

    so true
     
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  38. MasterBaiter9

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    he dated her after she found out she was pregnant from a one night stand at Waffle House
     
  39. JeremyLambsFace

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    Well this just got interesting
     
  40. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    So are we 100% sure that is his son then??? Any classy broad willing to hook up at a waffle house is more than likely not someone who rarely sleeps around...
     
  41. badunkadunk

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    I think 8 months was the chick he moved up to New England for, and she dumped him because he was too dumb to make frozen pizza.
     
  42. roggins

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    Who was the blond that looked like she was pushing out a log in every photo they took together? Is that the one he lived with or was it the one with the Jimmy Durante nose?
     
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  43. roggins

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    Came across this gem looking back through the thread.
     
  44. PAHokie

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    When was that from?
     
  45. bertwing

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    2018

    hopefully it was Moxin who got murked
     
  46. Buster 5000

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    Unfortunately it was me. I’m posting this from the afterlife. What I thought was a routine trip to Chick-fil-A ultimately resulted in my demise.
     
  47. TC

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    See: topic title
     
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  48. 941Gator

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    How often does he see the kid?
     
  49. steamengine

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    So it was one metal chair incident with multiple blows, not multiple chair incidents. That helps.
     
  50. Connor Norman

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    Still doesn’t make it real
     
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