Wonald Savage - Deadbeat dad, mediocre water pong player, incel

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  1. Ric Flair

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    I bet Ron believes that we didn't land on the moon and that the Twin Towers were blown up with dynamite.
     
  2. NYGator

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    he does
     
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  3. BlazingRebel

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  4. UncleJesse

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    He posted that photo several years ago with an entirely different story. I believe it was he just randomly ran in to a group of older women and drank wine with them.
     
  5. TC

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    They ran the train on him up the ass iirc
     
  6. Hokeamania

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    He definitely posted it twice after hilariously adding the BRAZZERS logo to it, which is a completely normal thing to do if it's your girlfriend's mom and her friends. Also, I've been on well over a hundred wine tasting trips all over the world and have yet been dancing during the day at a winery.

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  7. bertwing

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  8. Barves2125

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    How old is the lady in red? She could be 22 or 42.
     
  9. badunkadunk

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    dammit. He deleted a post where he said he considers strippers on the same level as drug dealers and theives. He also said he thinks less of people that “take the low road in life.”
     
  10. Hokeamania

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    He signed his fucking first and last name to his son's birthday card. :roll:

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  11. zeberdee

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    even better, he signed it fucking Randy.
     
  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    That says “heat”.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    holy shit. My mind just automatically read “heart”.
     
  14. Jigga

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    I have never once called my son, son
     
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  16. RockHardEnis39

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  17. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    he left out the part of the card where he asked to borrow some of the kids birthday money
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    this made me think and being married to a Mexican woman I have. Never “son” but I’ve used mijo and mija which translate to “son” and “daughter” but in Spanish they sound more endearing and are quite commonly used like terms of endearment.
     
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  19. RockHardEnis39

    RockHardEnis39 StEvIS_iN_cBuS/LandlordBob stalks me
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    If you zoom in, I think there's an "r" in there.

    I can't get over him signing it as Randy Savage, though
     
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  20. Fabulousthundercock

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    He also uses third and first person in the same sentence.
     
  21. Fabulousthundercock

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    Yea, but you never had the desire to post a bday card you gave to your son on fb so that the 1 women in your age range, who hasn’t unfriended/blocked you, will know that you have a son and that you care about him, bc chicks dig that sort of thing.
     
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  22. Truman

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    Here’s a photo of the bday card I got my son in a desperate attempt to convince my internet friends I’m not a dead beat dad
     
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  23. DollarBillHokie

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    Eh, we all know he has problems, but if we took an honest poll I doubt more than 25% of us would have expected him to send anything for his son’s birthday.
     
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  24. Prospector

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    Fair point I wouldn't have
     
  25. Ray McKigney

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    I’m dying at the concept of signing your actual
    name on a birthday card for your young kid.
     
  26. zeberdee

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    he didn’t sign his actual name.
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    not to defend him but in the kind of world we live in the time we do, posting everything on social media seems like the norm. It’s just what people do.
     
  28. Ray McKigney

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    jesus how did I miss that.
     
  29. Ray McKigney

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    It’s all so bizarre
     
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  30. bertwing

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    Yeah at least he doesn’t have 68119 posts on a message board like some of you virgins
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    Wait a minute. I think this is an attack on my person. I demand a duel at dawn you fat hairy pig/
     
  32. bigred77

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    Is he secretly hoping his kid will think his dad is the macho man?
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    I love you just enough to send you a card but not support or know you in any meaningful way.


    Hate it for the kid
     
  34. DuffandMuff

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    Holy shit. Dropping the ol' John Hancock on your son's birthday card. What in the hell?
     
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  35. audrew

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    Only say it in bitter annoyance. “Son, what are you doing with that marker” etc
     
  36. Connor Norman

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    Did he actually send it though?
     
  37. JeremyLambsFace

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    I hope he saves that signature it might be worth something one day
     
  38. The_Baumer

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    Stamps cost money! Money that could be used for the assortment of juvenile activities and hobbies that he’s desperately clinging to.
     
  39. SP1

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    If you're signing a card for your kid, you sign it, "Dad"

    If you're signing a card to show the internet that you're a good dad, you sign it with your name to prove it's your card.
     
  40. Lawnole23

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    I sign cards I get for my wife Lawnole23, Esq. just because it makes her angry.
     
  41. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    He’d better put a pic of himself in there too, if he wants his son to “know” his father.
     
  42. Hokeamania

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    Mid-30s. Father. Proudly holding up maybe $100 to flex on the haters.

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  43. Nole96SC

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    He has like half of what everyone else has.
     
  44. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Ronald holding less, because he had to pay his entry back to his Bros. Man, you cannot make this shit up.
     
  45. bigred77

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    The hat positioning in that picture tells a lot
     
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  46. roggins

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    Probably hiding the rest. Child support ain't cheap.
     
  47. BJ

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    While also wearing a shirt that possibly says “fuck you”
     
  48. Connor Norman

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    I think it’s more likely the other guys just let him hold those $80 for the picture and then had to give it right back.
     
  49. Dudley Dawson2

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    Is that other dude where Wonald got the inspiration for his "jion" tattoo?
     
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  50. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    A lot of misfortune in that pic.