Wonald Savage - Deadbeat dad, mediocre water pong player, incel

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  1. THE GUBBS

    THE GUBBS original ocean grown
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    what ?
    dad what you want ?
    bet huh ?
    go gator !
    what ?

    that's what I thought hi I got well again .
    thank you my friend .
    now
    ?

     
  2. THE GUBBS

    THE GUBBS original ocean grown
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    have a nice time .
     
  3. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    I thought Ron was back at the gym. That beard is not doing his neck fat any favors.
     
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  4. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    The "Fuck you I'm Famous" tank top that doesn't cover up his Jion tattoo is a nice touch. You know, for an adult.
     
  5. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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    "Fuck you I'm Famous "
     
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  6. zeberdee

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    come on guys F-Star was all the rage like fifteen years ago.
     
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  7. BJ

    BJ Well-Known Member
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    even better
     
  8. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    Fuck you I'm a Jion.
     
  9. badunkadunk

    badunkadunk drama llama

  10. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    He also recently posted that he had to postpone a job interview because he didnt have any clean clothes or clothes that fit.

    The world continues to conspire against Ron.
     
  11. TC

    TC Working from home
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    Things ain’t been the same since we contacted that demon years ago
     
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  12. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    who left the portal open? were you raised in a barn!
     
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  13. DuffandMuff

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    What should happen to people like him? I’m sick of this guy.
     
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  14. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  15. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    We at the point where Ron is making up Demon Gates Stories to try and absolve himself of shitty life choices. He’s living in a Magic the Gathering Fantasy World.

    EdHardyModel Did you make a pact with
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  16. Tex

    Tex Yikes
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  17. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Next level shit right there
    Comments!
     
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  18. GuyOnA_Buffalo

    GuyOnA_Buffalo Orphans, Cougars & What Not
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    This is a cry for help.
     
  19. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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    Is he imagining he's in a battle with the upside down?
     
  20. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    His entire existence is a cry for help

    He is just impossible to help
     
  21. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    Nice socks, Ron.
     
  22. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Fuck you, he’s famous.
     
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  23. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    You're right Ron. That's what's so sad

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  24. mc415

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    Why does he always have zits all over his face in his 30s?
     
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  25. Crepeswithasmile

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    is that a pimple or skin cancer on his forehead.
     
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  26. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Unfortunately poor people are often forced to eat shitty processed foods
     
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  27. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

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  28. NYGator

    NYGator Degen from Upcountry
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  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    NOTHING HAS CHANGED
     
  30. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    He is lying. 7 year old Ron had way more money than 30-something Ron does.
     
  31. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    What a crew
     
  32. badunkadunk

    badunkadunk drama llama

    Keep your eyes on your own work in the locker room and there won’t be problems

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  33. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.
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    Translation: I was just informed I am no longer welcome at my gym.
     
  34. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    AGAIN
     
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  35. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    That's what happens when you can't afford to pay your membership.
     
  36. TC

    TC Working from home
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    With a *member* :gfa:
     
  37. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  38. Fabulousthundercock

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    I feel like it’s just as likely a woman complained to the staff about him being a creeper
     
  39. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I've never seen a mid 30 something dude post as much on Facebook as he does tbh
     
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  40. inurfason

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    This picture and story reminds me of the time he took a picture with his "date" while she was working her shift as a shot/bottle service girl.
     
  41. BamaNug

    BamaNug A lot of problems with you ppl
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    PSA: his IG is still public and it's glorious:



    :roll:
     
  42. Bruce Wayne

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    that jion looks like it has a lazy eye
     
  43. NYGator

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  44. fetumpsh

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    Or a truck driver.
     
  45. Fabulousthundercock

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    You know I played beer pong last weekend and we played with water cups. Sometimes sipped on my beer if someone made a shot, sometimes didnt.

    It was a pleasant, enjoyable experience.
     
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  46. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Freak get a hold of yourself
     
  47. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    No skin in the game though.... like gambling on centsports
     
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  48. badunkadunk

    badunkadunk drama llama

    It’s no different from playing darts or something honestly.
     
  49. Jax Teller

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    Playing it for fun is fine. And most bars I've seen that have it, you have to use cups of water and you just drink out of your own glass.

    Playing it competitively, especially when you're a 40 year old deadbeat dad is sad and pathetic.
     
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  50. Why?Pokes

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    Eh—darts, billiards, bowling, golf, etc...are games that require a high degree of skill to be competitive at, and don’t come with the stigma of being a teenage party activity.

    It’s more like playing alcohol-free cornhole or flip cup.