Wonald Savage - Deadbeat dad, mediocre water pong player, incel

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  1. Corky Bucek

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    Talks about meeting up with the FBI and Pokemon in the same post :roll:
     
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  2. 941Gator

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    It was in the bad police thread. hackers revealed thousands of documents (Feds tipping off local cops due to posts). And it’s also common knowledge that dea, fbi, etc source info via social media accounts. You sir, are also on their list.
     
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  3. Lucky24Seven

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    This is TMB, everyone has FBI sources
     
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  4. Lifeiskilingme79

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    Just called my FBI source and he confirmed.
     
  5. TC

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  7. Lucky24Seven

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    Jeez, I just looked at his Instagram and it’s alarming how much money he is spending on his Magic hobby.
     
  8. NYGator

    NYGator The Ginger fucked an ostrich. Allegedly.
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    This is depressing

     
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  9. IHHH

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    Jesus, that is really sad.
     
  10. bertwing

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    This is what dad does
     
  11. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    hes a beast at “pong”
     
  12. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    #funinthesun
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  13. 5pyker

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    He just got a job as a security guard at a race track and is comparing himself to actual law enforcement



    :yaoface:
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’s going to get fired for trying to take out a “suspicious” person and write a novel of a status about it on Facebook because he’s the real hero.
     
  15. BlazingRebel

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  16. bturns

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    care to share some of those fine Wonald statuses?
     
  17. Taffy

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    I dont see the problem - his dad did the same with him and he turned out to be a perfectly well adjusted human being.
     
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  18. TC

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    Son pong
     
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  19. John McGuirk

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    Playing 6 cup like a lil bitch
     
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  20. El Tiburon

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    “I’m going to keep beating my son until he beats me” is a really good parenting philosophy if you happen to be crazy.
     
  21. CoastalOrange

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  22. TC

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  23. NYGator

    NYGator The Ginger fucked an ostrich. Allegedly.
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    Apparently he never heard about positive reinforcement that leads to confidence and better results.
     
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  24. BamaNug

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  26. 40wwttamgib

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    Who’s more pathetic ... Ron Ron, or the guys with their heads shoved up his ass?
     
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  27. bturns

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  28. BamaNug

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    Don't know how to embed outside of Facebook

    It's a father beating the shit ("spanking") out of his child in a fast food restaurant:
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  29. buckwild

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    Goodness
     
  30. buckwild

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    Can't wait to see him post a video of him spanking his son after he misses the last cup in a trash can pong game. "You're not a Savage, if you can't make last cups".
     
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  31. NYGator

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    Damn he posts a lot of dumb angry shit.
     
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  32. Crepeswithasmile

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    Top Flight Security of the mother fuckin' world, Craig!
     
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  33. Lawnole23

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    "Security Booth?"

    "Technically, I'm I'm considered law enforcement."
     
  34. BamaNug

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  35. Crepeswithasmile

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    You gonna make me blow this whistle, I'll clear all this shit out!
     
  36. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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  37. DuffandMuff

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    Gonna use deductive reasoning and say it's a security booth.
     
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  38. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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    I'm going to use comedic reasoning and assume it's a tollbooth.
     
  39. DuffandMuff

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    I'll imagine he's locked inside to further the comedic tone.
     
  40. bturns

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    imagining he locked himself out is more funny imo...

    especially in the heat...
     
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  41. Crepeswithasmile

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  42. Lawnole23

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    “Bro, I dare you to drive up to this booth with your credentials not ready. See what the fuck happens. Trust me you don’t want to.”
     
  43. Bruce Bowen

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    I'm going with golf cart for the same reasoning.
     
  44. Crepeswithasmile

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    i wonder if anyone told him what happened to the last security guard(s)?
     
  45. Taffy

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    Damn he got middle aged fast
     
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  46. wes tegg

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  47. Truman

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    He’s right about The Melting Pot being awful. But lmao at the rest.
     
  48. UncleJesse

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    The truth of this story is Wonald didn't know how expensive the ticket would be and didn't have the funds to cover the bill.
     
  49. Bruce Wayne

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    Holographicmeatloaf.com?
     
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  50. fetumpsh

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    Should have called Mike Damone.
     
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