Wonald Savage - Deadbeat dad, mediocre water pong player, incel

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  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    i imagine ron has spent many a day at the chinese buffet from open until close
     
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  2. UncleJesse

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  3. Crepeswithasmile

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    :laugh: ... fuck if i know. i just googled friday after next guard shack and that pic came up.
     
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  4. Tony Ray Bans

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    Jesus christ at that Melting Pot story :roll:
     
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  5. Nole96SC

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    Specifically naming the place his ex was from might be the most bizarre thing in that whole weird story.
     
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  6. Truman

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    I think I found the almost** perfect match for Ron.

    About 5 years ago I got a new mobile number. It sucked because the woman that had it before me had all kinds of debtors and free hotel offers calling the phone. It probably took a full two years to get them all to stop. As recently as a year ago I still got calls for job opportunities for her, because she apparently didn’t change the number on her resume. I tried to find her on FB to give her a heads up about the jobs but couldn’t find her.

    Today she popped up on my friends suggestions. Her page is open and oh boy she is a mess. She posts the same kind of dumb passive aggressive shit Ron does about being a bad ass ect.

    The *chef’s kiss* is that she has a tattoo across her tits in script that says “Bring Da Phire”. I think it would pair nicely w his Jion tat.
     
  7. Arrec Bardwin

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    True, but it’s still probably the nicest/best restaurant he’s ever been.
     
  8. buckwild

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    Good point
     
  9. NYGator

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    I put two and two together and I believe this is where Ron just got a job. He said his training was in Manassas and the badge matches. He claims to be law enforcement now. I think the pay is about $13 an hour.

    Apparently it is against company rules for him to post where he works on social media.

    Edited -- Stinky
     
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  10. Taffy

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    Come on, bud - the guy's a dick but dont do this.
     
  11. SP1

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    Yeah I edited out the website. Too far.
     
  12. bertwing

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    That melting pot post is an all timer
     
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  13. Jax Teller

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    We all know he will get fired before long anyways.
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    With none of our help but we will be blamed
     
  15. NYGator

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    I wasn’t suggesting anyone do anything. I wouldn’t advocate that at all. Was just showing that it’s not law enforcement as he claimed and that he says he is not allowed to post where he works and yet posted enough to figure it out including the uniform and badge. Yes, please don’t anyone fuck with him in this way. I agree he will fuck it up himself and may have already.
     
  16. Lucky24Seven

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    We all know he’s not working a real law enforcement job and we all know within a month or two he will fuck up his job and be living at his grandmother’s again.
     
  17. nexus

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    imagine, after enjoying a meal, learning your partner is going to walk out on the tab but being told that “if you wanna pay that’s on you”
     
  18. Cawgs or Gie!

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    Hard to believe that relationship didn't last.
     
  19. buckwild

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    She just had a sit down dinner with Ron ...doubt she enjoyed the meal.
     
  20. ground mullet

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    Is he armed??? Big if true
     
  21. NYGator

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    Doesn’t seem so. He referenced he will try to get armed. I think he gets a 2 or 3 dollar raise if and when that happens.
     
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  22. Lucky24Seven

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    That is a terrifying thought of Ron being in possession of a firearm in a position where he thinks he is the law. We may be reaching the end of the Ronald Savage saga when he is in prison for murder.
     
  23. NYGator

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    I don’t see it happening. The company he is working for doesn’t get the best reviews and is also pretty small, about 60 people. I just don’t see him passing a background check to get that far. The fact that they hired him in this role speaks to them having issues.
     
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  24. EdmondDantes

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    Fortunately for us if he does it under the guise of "law enforcement" he will never be locked up!

    I'm surprised it took Ron this long to find himself a job with a badge, feeble though it may be. Many people with his particular personality traits are drawn to law enforcement as a way to get back at those they feel have tormented them over the years.
     
  25. *DIESEL*

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    Ron is for sure going to catch a charge for impersonating an officer. He's already giving off some strong Jeremy Dewitte vibes over this new gig.
     
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  26. REGGNECK

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    Back in I think 93-95 ish .. my girlfriend worked at the melting pot . Crazy stuff
    Her work clothes always smelled like a fryer .
     
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  27. nexus

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    I’m sure he didn’t spend the entire time complaining “having to boil his own meat”
     
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  28. REGGNECK

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    If I’m not mistaken, you can choose broth (boil)or oil (fry) .. not sure what he chose .
     
  29. nexus

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    It’s a red wine coq au vin, Reg. Get it together.
     
  30. El Tiburon

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    I think my favorite part of the story is that he’s been sitting there stewing (no pun intended) about this experience for years, and his opening salvo is basically, “I think it’s about time to address the elephant in the room...” as though people have been actively discussing Melting Pot recently.
     
  31. Pirasea

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    First I have heard of Dewitte, what a bizarre rabbit hole I'm headed down.
     
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  32. Bruce Wayne

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    You're in for a treat
     
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  33. El Tiburon

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    Savage Thoughts:

    “Pretty tired today after pulling a double shift at my new law enforcement gig so you don’t even want to test me right now. Let’s just call a fact a fact, those Dave Coulier impressions of Bullwinkle in ‘Full House’ were annoying and I don’t even want to hear your drama telling me otherwise. If you @ me on this you’re going to feel Savage pain. There, I said it!”
     
  34. mc415

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    If he ever gets armed we have a moral obligation to let someone know, all joking aside some innocent person will end up dead at his hands.....he’s in the same mold of George Zimmerman
     
  35. spagett

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    Blood oath, right now, guys
     
  36. Lucky24Seven

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    Nah, I’m hands off. His life is already fucked up as is. No chance that his employer finds him sane enough to provide a firearm. One look at his social media would be the only flag they need.
     
  37. NYGator

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    I find it odd that a security company did not check his Facebook, Instagram, TMB, etc. there only job is keeping people safe and making sure their people can do it.
     
  38. Kylebw1

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    probably not the easiest job to hire for in the current climate.
     
  39. Taffy

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    I know you weren't suggesting anything, but there's probably lurkers on here that don't need to wait for any encouragement
     
  40. bigred77

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    It makes it more believable
     
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  41. Bruce Wayne

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    We're the #3 result on Google when searching "Ronald Savage West Virginia"

    His Model Mayhem profile is #2 :loldog:
     
  42. Lucky24Seven

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    MF’n Count Dracula
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    Best Picture I’ve seen on Ron. Bet you can’t guess why...

    2212C718-5204-4393-B3AA-2F125A248544.png Can’t see his face :mulletsmug:
     
  43. audrew

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    Potential fisherman Savage is my favorite Savage.
     
  44. EdmondDantes

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    He is on an absolute roll the past few days
     
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  48. El Tiburon

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    So, uh, yeah I don’t know if I would openly muse about collecting girls, dude.
     
  49. DriveByBBQ

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    God willing, I’ll get to watch my son beat his own son one day.
     
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  50. bturns

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    I feel like this has been posted before like way back...