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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ruteelrice, May 10, 2010.
Prostitutes that frequent truck stops
There was an old rumor in here that Ron was giving rub and tugs at truck stops
I side with Ron on this one, what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to jerk off a man for a little bit of money?
And then spend it on Magic cards and Vegas beer pong trips.
solid City High pull
Just Pong , bruh
I can't imagine how shitty the places in vegas that cater to the World Series of Beer Pong are. Most of even the decent hotels/casinos are wildly overpriced and are super stoked to charge you 17 bucks for a bottle of water. These guys have gotta be at like an off-strip Holiday Inn Express
"5'11" to 6 feet tall" killed me
I was curious so I looked it up. this year is being held at Westgate.
All I can picture is the casino from Vegas Vacation when I think of a place that would cater to this event.
Im 5'11 but on Tinder im 6 feet
Should have gained fame from shrimp kabobs instead of steak
Last time we were in Vegas we stumbled upon the Golden Tee arcade game world championships. The guys competing in that thing I imagine would resemble the beer pong contestants, just maybe slightly older and less douchey on average. It would be quite a scene.
How’d you do?
you're a shrimp
That was a lil Dicky lyric.
Im 6'5 so only a shrimp compared to Odin
Now I understand how you can buy weed in the hood
lol. It's not because Im tall. It's because I built relationships w those dudes.
is that right?
I don’t know what the purpose of this post is
I dont care about dating, which is why I signed up for the facebook dating thing
First of all you NEED to respect the fact I hate animals
To show you how little I care I’m going to go out of my way to write this
Also lol at “incompatibility” being the reason he’s alone
In his defense, i cant imagine there are too many women who are compatible w a psychopathic man child
LMAO, I have a child, but my longest relationship is 8 months. Way to ditch your baby’s mother before he was born.
Hey Ron, know how I know you’re gay?
...so how do I see who my matches are on Facebook
you’d be surprised!
“Ive gotten more dudes numbers the last few months to meet up and play magic in the last few months than females maybe in my entire life”
Might be the first truthful statement he’s ever made.
Man that’s just fucking pathetic to admit
“I’d rather play Magic with dudes than get pussy but I’m totally macho guys don’t fuck with me”
That was my first thought too
I Wonder if that 8 month one was even his baby mama?
he dated her after she found out she was pregnant from a one night stand at Waffle House
Well this just got interesting
So are we 100% sure that is his son then??? Any classy broad willing to hook up at a waffle house is more than likely not someone who rarely sleeps around...
I think 8 months was the chick he moved up to New England for, and she dumped him because he was too dumb to make frozen pizza.
Who was the blond that looked like she was pushing out a log in every photo they took together? Is that the one he lived with or was it the one with the Jimmy Durante nose?
Came across this gem looking back through the thread.
When was that from?
hopefully it was Moxin who got murked
Unfortunately it was me. I’m posting this from the afterlife. What I thought was a routine trip to Chick-fil-A ultimately resulted in my demise.
See: topic title
How often does he see the kid?
So it was one metal chair incident with multiple blows, not multiple chair incidents. That helps.
Still doesn’t make it real