Worst commercial thread

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  1. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Didn't see anything along these lines so might as well start one:



    I don't even know what to say about this one - I guess black people be afraid when in China?

     
    #1 Eathan Edwards, Apr 21, 2022
  2. Eathan Edwards

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    #2 Eathan Edwards, Apr 21, 2022
  3. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    #3 Eathan Edwards, Apr 21, 2022
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  4. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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    #4 Odin, Apr 21, 2022
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  5. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    nobody watches commercials
     
    #5 kinghill, Apr 21, 2022
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  6. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Limu Emu LibertyMutual commercials give me brain aneurysms
     
    #6 bertwing, Apr 21, 2022
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  7. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSporting Kansas CityTottenham HotspurBig 8 ConferenceBig 12 ConferenceCoors LightFormula 1

     
    #7 GoodForAnother, Apr 21, 2022
  8. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Their wet teddy bears vendor is far worse
     
    #8 HoosDaMan, Apr 21, 2022
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  9. Eathan Edwards

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    The Hyundai - hey if you get this you have to figure out a different way to kill yourself may be my #1 so far
     
    #9 Eathan Edwards, Apr 21, 2022
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    WTF
     
    #10 HoosDaMan, Apr 21, 2022
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  11. Eathan Edwards

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    It's an odd sales strategy
     
    #11 Eathan Edwards, Apr 21, 2022
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  12. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    #12 Eathan Edwards, Apr 21, 2022
  13. COVIDiskilingme79

    COVIDiskilingme79 Well-Known Member
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    #13 COVIDiskilingme79, Apr 21, 2022
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    we’ve all seen the extended cut porn version
     
    #14 Daniel Ocean, Apr 22, 2022
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  15. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Liberty biberty
     
    #15 $P1, Apr 22, 2022
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  16. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fire Darvin Ham
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    #16 ZeroPointZero, Apr 22, 2022
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  17. illinoisbuckeye

    illinoisbuckeye Well-Known Member
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    #17 illinoisbuckeye, Apr 22, 2022
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  18. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    AND DOUG
     
    #18 NineteenNine, Apr 22, 2022
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    black Doug?
     
    #19 Daniel Ocean, Apr 22, 2022
  20. HoosDaMan

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    I see along
     
    #20 HoosDaMan, Apr 22, 2022
  21. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    No way. Classic
     
    #21 HoosDaMan, Apr 22, 2022
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  22. Larry Sura

    Larry Sura Tuyuq. Fratzy
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    This is gold.
     
    #22 Larry Sura, Apr 22, 2022
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  23. fattus

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    Fuck you. I didn’t even hit play and the song is still stuck in my head.
     
    #23 fattus, Apr 22, 2022
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  24. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

     
    #24 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Apr 22, 2022
  25. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    This MF spittin.
     
    #25 Boo MFer!, Apr 22, 2022
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  26. Eathan Edwards

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    #26 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
  27. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    I completely forgot about this masterpiece:

     
    #27 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
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  28. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    I think you meant this post for the best commercials thread.
     
    #28 Boo MFer!, Apr 22, 2022
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  29. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Oh I meant it when I said masterpiece - just still felt it made sense here
     
    #29 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
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  30. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Nobody better post Flea Market Montgomery here.
     
    #30 Boo MFer!, Apr 22, 2022
  31. Eathan Edwards

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    It looks like they've pulled the video from everywhere but Nivea ran a big #whiteispurity campaign a few years back.

    Went over about as well as expected.
     
    #31 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
  32. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    This fucking guy and his weird grand daughter or whatever she is have these things all over local tv.

     
    #32 NilesIrish, Apr 22, 2022
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  33. Eathan Edwards

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    This is incredible
     
    #33 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
  34. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    #34 southlick, Apr 22, 2022
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  35. Eathan Edwards

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    :roll:
     
    #35 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
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  36. Eathan Edwards

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    "He's wearing leather"

    "Oh, ok"

    :roll::roll:
     
    #36 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
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  37. Cabs

    Cabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    Literally any sonic commercial
     
    #37 Cabs, Apr 22, 2022
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  38. Biship

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    #38 Biship, Apr 22, 2022
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  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    You’re thinking of Jake. From State Farm.
     
    #39 TC, Apr 22, 2022
  40. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    :roll:
     
    #40 Boo MFer!, Apr 22, 2022
  41. Eathan Edwards

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    He subsequently got his identity stolen constantly lol
     
    #41 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
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  42. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Good god:

     
    #42 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
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  43. LookslikeUofI

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    Real coffee? He just came from Africa
     
    #43 LookslikeUofI, Apr 22, 2022
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  44. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    #44 SmoochieWallace, Apr 22, 2022
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  45. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Liberty Biberty is just as bad
     
    #45 Kirk Fogg, Apr 22, 2022
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  46. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    #46 Redav, Apr 22, 2022
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  47. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Wow - "why take diet pills, when you can enjoy Ayds!!"
     
    #47 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
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  48. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    I was unaware of the Tiddy bear but kinda want one now

     
    #48 Eathan Edwards, Apr 22, 2022
  49. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    #49 War Grundle, Apr 22, 2022
  50. JPWahoo

    JPWahoo Some Flies are too Awesome for the Wall
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    the arms race among insurance companies for "who can make the most annoying continual ad campaign" makes me root for COVID
     
    #50 JPWahoo, Apr 22, 2022
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