Worst commercial thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Eathan Edwards, Apr 21, 2022.

  1. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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  2. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    California Golden Bears

    FWIW the Amazon Medusa ad bugs me. Turn a guy to stone because he shows a little interest from across the room in a fucking bar, ha ha ha
     
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  3. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    If you win it’s not problem gambling

     
  4. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    The low budget local commercials are in a separate category IMO
     
  5. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

    Kate McKinnon Verizon can get hit by a NYC bus.
     
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  6. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersTiger WoodsInter Miami CFGame of ThronesMiami Heat

    Guy was clearly being toxic and deserved it
     
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  7. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Not a soccer guy. Did they win? Did Andy lose his savings? Also, how much does a 10 year old have in savings? Because my 10 year old spends every dollar he has on dumb shit like Pokémon cards.
     
  8. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersTiger WoodsInter Miami CFGame of ThronesMiami Heat

    Exactly what my dad told me when I was a kid. Those stupid Pokémon cards are now worth thousands. So he’s a smart kid.
     
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  9. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Baseball cards used to be worth a lot of money too.
     
  10. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersTiger WoodsInter Miami CFGame of ThronesMiami Heat

    They are again…
     
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  11. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Chicago White SoxChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksKansas State WildcatsMontreal Impact

  12. BellottiBold

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    Oregon Ducks

    "Try your arm" :laugh:
     
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  13. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    LSU TigersTexas RangersNew Orleans SaintsFulhamDulwich Hamlet

    different cards? Or is my '89 Upper Deck Griffey in my parents' attic finally worth enough to pay for a college tuition like my parents hoped when they bought it?
     
  14. BellottiBold

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    Oregon Ducks

    Also I'm sorry the Hyundai not suicide commercial is awesome
     
  15. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Miami HurricanesMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersTiger WoodsInter Miami CFGame of ThronesMiami Heat

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  16. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    UCF KnightsMiami DolphinsAvengersMiami HeatBig 12 Conference

    This family sucks and it was aired multiple times over every nfl broadcast

     
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  17. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
    Kansas City RoyalsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsWichita State Shockers

    This bubbled up in my wake-up brain this morning.

    You're welcome.

     
  18. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    My dad complains about this every time it's shown during playoffs and goes into an attorney rant
     
  19. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
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    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSporting Kansas City

  20. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles cheese monster
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    dad needs to be run over by a train