Worst tweets of all time

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by fucktx, Feb 24, 2022.

  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    If this were satire, it would be fucking brilliant.
     
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  2. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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  3. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    (The kids are fosters btw, making this have an extra layer of awful)
     
  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I kind of feel bad for that person because they probably aren't the world's shittiest parent but just need to get offline and not post everything. They are just getting absolutely dunked the fuck on today, like absolutely roasted.
     
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  6. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    i’ve been saying it about the femme labor paradigm
     
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  7. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  8. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    A foster child who moved in three months ago.

     
  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    This is a lady who rightfully deserves to be mocked relentlessly, she's a self proclaimed neoliberal and democrat.

     
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  10. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Bothers me that the plebs think they should just be able to afford television
     
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  11. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    :gross:
     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I can go without my Starbucks but you can take my cocaine when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
     
  13. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  14. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    2018-2019 Average cost after aid
    $10,386
    Aid includes grants and scholarships from the institution, state, and federal government

    Average cost before aid
    $29,035



    $10,710
    Tuition
    $18,325
    Other costs (books and on-campus room & board)
     
  15. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    she deleted it booooooooo
     
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  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Better, she locked her account. She's been on Twitter for a while and was just the biggest most awful giant human sized pile of shit during the primaries.
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  18. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    People are fucking exhausting
     
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  19. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    love to pave my driveway in my spare time
     
  20. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I definitely have the tools to pave a driveway at my house
     
  21. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    How would cleaning my own gutters make housing costs go down?
     
  22. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Pave this, Holly.
     
  23. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    It's not the massive spike in lumber costs and financing, it's gutter guards.
     
  24. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    the value of my house would definitely decrease if I would have built my own shitty deck.
     
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  25. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    Holly also with zero regard for the hard workers of the handyman industry.
     
  26. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    just an all-time bad take. also sounds personal.
     
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  27. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    If men were still men, they'd be building the whole goddam house with materials they'd hewn from the forest. Wouldn't cost much at all.
     
  28. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    No question. Whoever the man in Holly's life is, he's taking fire here.
     
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  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Embarrassing she has so many lefty followers, she sounds like a lazy asshole.
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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  31. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles cheese monster
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    i was born with the innate desire to pave. someone please stop me before i pave again
     
  32. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    “Holly is the founding director of nothing mountain, a nonprofit committed to fostering human ingenuity and loving-kindness. She completed her BA at Wesleyan University and her PhD in Sociology at Harvard University. Holly received ordination as an interfaith minister by One Spirit. She has over the past two years also received training as a death doula, healthcare chaplain, and street medic. Hers is a neverending education. She doesn't presume to be an expert in anything.”

    i cannot imagine giving this persons patreon money my goodness
     
  33. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
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    I cleaned my gutters myself last year. Housing costs went up a lot since then. Looks like it didn't work. Although zillow tells me I'm like $100k richer so maybe it was the best investment i've ever made.
     
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  34. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I didn't see anything about home repair or votech in that CV, Holly. Sexist much?
     
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  35. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Guys, it may be time to turn in my man card. Last time I cleaned my gutters, I was thinking, "I'm too fucking old to be working on a ladder like this". Gonna get a quote on gutter guards. Please don't tell Holly.
     
  36. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    I thought for sure you made this up til I read it on her Patreon. Wow.
     
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  37. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Can you borrow against a Zestimate?
     
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  38. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
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    no but you can collateralize the fuck out of shiny gutters.
     
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  39. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Much like your first home on the prairie
     
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  40. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The Rights "Liberal failures are destroying cities leaving nothing but a lawless state of homeless drug addicts"

    And...

    The Lefts "Dude you live in a city if you don't like it go live on a farm"

    Is equally exhausting.

    I have been accused of the former but I don't think of Chicago politics in liberal/conservative lines but more just a mixture of corruption and incompetence regardless of political leaning.
     
  41. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  42. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    If more women were in their kitchens cooking then food delivery fees wouldn't be so f'ing high.
     
  43. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Someone should tell her to get back in the fields and tend to her her husband's crops.
     
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  44. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    None of this happened. A thread.

     
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  45. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
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    no pretty sure Zillow destroyed their company by buying houses using it as a good estimate too
     
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  46. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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  47. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    He didn’t clarify which year. Checkmate lib
     
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  48. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Neither of these two things would even be legal here unless I had a contractors license.
     
  49. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
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    Would cut down on all those wealthy professional gutter cleaners buying up all the houses
     
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