Worst tweets of all time

If there is someone on the board turning down Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel......then, we're pretty much exactly where I thought we were as a group.

 

That account has been doing that with a bunch of viral cute videos lately.

 

at it again

 

Counter incelligence

 

They’re just a parody of themselves now.

 

this says a lot about people that consider themselves “alpha males”

 

Bookmarking this

 

Some great replies here.

 

Was coming to post.

 

A train ticket from NYC to Philly is like $30.

 

those toll prices all seem to be inflated as well.

 

I assume he would have to pay the tolls for the driver to get back but still they do seem high. I think this guy is a Libertarian type that is embellishing the costs to complain about having to pay for things our society requires.

 

Wonder how he envisions roads working in a libertarian society

 

he replied that he had to take zoom meetings throughout the trip and a train wouldn't allow privacy for those.

 

Nobody is that important that he couldn’t wait one hour for Zoom meetings.

 

That was my first thought. In libertarian utopia every road would have a toll

 

Just like every cowboy sings a sad sad song

 

Sanitation would be would concern me more than roads. I guess climate change or nuclear war would no longer be an existential crisis thanks to everyone dying of dysentery. Someone should go ahead and build that awesome truck from Mad Max Fury Road with the guitar and drums that spits fire before we lose the capability of doing so under the Libertarian overlords take over.
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This is good.

 

Both of those are good tweets

 

That was an enjoyable read. Thank you

 

lol

 

I didn’t know Jessica Walter died until just now :(

 

can’t get enough of these

 

A little different but always worth posting

 

Gone

 

lol amazing. It was a tweet in a tweet thread saying learning how to cook is a privile

"having opportunities to learn to cook as a kid is a *massive* privilege. loads of people grow up with caregivers who simply didn't have the time, patience, resources, or ability to teach them."

 

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

 

What the fuck Elizabeth

 

*Im killed instantly hitting an embankment doing 120 in my Ferrari 250 GTO*

Elizabeth: This is absolutely heartbreaking. Only 36 of these were ever built.

 

Heh

 

I sincerely doubt Tom Brady lost much of his assets but if he did, that’s hilarious and I don’t feel bad for any celebrity or wealthy athlete for making the dumbest financial decision for themselves.

 

Hey bud (I’m being condescending, not using your name) some poor corporation is out a lot of money because of this accident.

 

Elizabeth doubled down

 

Lol