Worst tweets of all time

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  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    #951 Clown Baby, Jan 17, 2023
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  2. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    She restricted replies to her followers and replies are still to fuck off with that take

    I feel like Vox has been like a 5+ year slow drip of layoffs too
     
    #952 Bert Handsome, Jan 20, 2023
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2023
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  3. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    #953 Bruce Bowen, Jan 20, 2023
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  4. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    When people post up about their farts.
     
    #954 Gizmoandsooz, Jan 20, 2023
  5. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    #955 Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jan 20, 2023
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  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Farts are funny
     
    #956 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Jan 20, 2023
  7. theseasonisover

    theseasonisover Well-Known Member
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    free your mind with a mango juul pod
     
    #957 theseasonisover, Jan 20, 2023
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  8. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    I hate to point out that this might be hypocritical but the Trump admin banned flavored juuls and raised the age to buy tobacco. I’m sure these guys also railed against Obama for smoking Kools. Just something to think about, Tucker
     
    #958 Clown Baby, Jan 20, 2023
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  9. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Not really
     
    #959 Gizmoandsooz, Jan 20, 2023
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  10. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    #960 racer, Jan 20, 2023
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  11. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    #961 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Jan 21, 2023
    Kirk Fogg likes this.
  12. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    #962 Gizmoandsooz, Jan 21, 2023
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  13. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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    #963 Dick Dollars, Jan 21, 2023
    ashy larry, Nandor the Relentless, jrmy and 1 other person like this.
  14. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    Imagine the piece of shit this guy must be. Incredible.
     
    #964 SD_Irish, Jan 21, 2023
    Beeds07, bigred77, Nandor the Relentless and 1 other person like this.
  15. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    :laugh:
     
    #965 BudKilmer, Jan 21, 2023
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  16. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    there is a 100% chance that never happened
     
    #966 EdmondDantes, Jan 21, 2023
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  17. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Plz submit to dhoty awards
     
    #967 racer, Jan 21, 2023
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  18. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    #968 ashy larry, Jan 24, 2023
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  19. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    #969 steamengine, Jan 24, 2023
    Eamudo229, LeonardWashington, *DIESEL* and 2 others like this.
  20. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    obvious solution to this problem is to make the train free.
     
    #970 zeberdee, Jan 24, 2023
    jrmy, Icculus is a Bammer, Bruce Bowen and 5 others like this.
  21. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Ok so at least that explains why she cared about it so much
     
    #971 tylerdolphin, Jan 25, 2023
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  22. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    #972 Boo MFer!, Jan 27, 2023
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  23. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    I honestly hope the Right turns "Woke band-aids" into a thing. Band-aids being the color they are because white people are always assumed to be the default color is the best possible metaphor for white privilege. "Can you believe brown people get to use brown band-aids now?!?!?!?!?!!" would be quite the self-own.
     
    #973 Fuzzy Zoeller, Jan 27, 2023
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  24. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    this assumes a level of self awareness that does not exist for these folks
     
    #974 Lip, Jan 27, 2023
    steamengine, lazy bum, laxjoe and 2 others like this.
  25. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #975 Can I Spliff it, Jan 27, 2023
  26. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #976 Can I Spliff it, Jan 29, 2023
    laxjoe, Bruce Bowen, Boo MFer! and 5 others like this.
  27. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    they still make them
     
    #977 40wwttamgib, Jan 29, 2023
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    #978 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Jan 29, 2023
  29. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    every 3rd response to Damar Hamlin's "thank you" tweet
     
    #979 timo, Jan 29, 2023
  30. Dildo Dawgins

    Dildo Dawgins Well-Known Member
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    I'm sure this shit head has been posted in this thread numerous times

     
    #980 Dildo Dawgins, Jan 29, 2023
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  31. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    #981 BudKilmer, Jan 29, 2023
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  32. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Gone
     
    #982 Can I Spliff it, Jan 29, 2023
  33. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    This guy says this aloud in Philly and he’s toast
     
    #983 Clown Baby, Jan 29, 2023
  34. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    #984 DrTomOsbourne, Jan 29, 2023
  35. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Shadi is right. These fans should be wearing a Peter Millar with an Iggles logo and a Fred Couples style visor. Jerseys are for the birds (other ones).
     
    #985 Clown Baby, Jan 29, 2023
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  36. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Dude definitely says Sportsball
     
    #986 Can I Spliff it, Jan 29, 2023
    wes tegg, Hank Scorpio, The B1G Kucktis and 9 others like this.
  37. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    he says superb owl in 2 weeks and thinks he fucking hilarious
     
    #987 BudKilmer, Jan 29, 2023
    wes tegg, IV, Hank Scorpio and 2 others like this.
  38. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #988 Can I Spliff it, Jan 29, 2023
    laxjoe, The Blackfish, Lip and 4 others like this.
  39. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Imagine that thing you like was just a picture of that thing
     
    #989 Clown Baby, Jan 29, 2023
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  40. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    #990 racer, Jan 29, 2023
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  41. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Imagine sitting next to this guy. Philly fans would’ve hammered him.
     
    #991 Clown Baby, Jan 29, 2023
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  42. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #992 Can I Spliff it, Jan 29, 2023
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  43. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    “No artist would work for me”

    aka “no artist would accept this job for the insultingly little money I offered”
     
    #993 Xander Crews, Jan 29, 2023
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  44. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Oh shit, it gets even better

     
    #994 Clown Baby, Jan 29, 2023
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  45. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Taking a road trip to Cheesecake Factory to complain about white liberals like a real goddamn American
     
    #995 Clown Baby, Jan 29, 2023
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  46. Doyle McPoyle

    Doyle McPoyle Well-Known Member
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    Milk is also my favorite American past time.
     
    #996 Doyle McPoyle, Jan 29, 2023
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  47. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    death penalty

     
    #997 Tobias, Jan 29, 2023
  48. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    #998 ohhaithur, Jan 29, 2023
    —, Bruce Bowen, *DIESEL* and 6 others like this.
  49. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Fwiw

     
    #999 dblplay1212, Jan 30, 2023
    ohhaithur and racer like this.
  50. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    What the fuck
     
    #1000 seanofthedead86, Jan 30, 2023
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