Worst tweets of all time

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  1. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    Looks like acheely
     
  2. jrmy

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    That isn’t Trump that’s a body double they replaced him with after he got the jab and died of cardiac arrest
     
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  3. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    ngl I thought he was a cardboard cutout when I first scrolled by it.
     
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  4. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    Michigan State SpartansDetroit LionsGeorge Washington Colonials

  5. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta Braves

  6. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta Braves

    Not to white knight or anything, but just because she has some boobies and an ass doesn't mean she's even thicc. Girl is tiny.
     
  7. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    I would guess she does not work out and eats very little

    that body type doesn’t seem sustainable to me
     
  8. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta Braves

    Man, we're just different. Agree to disagree. I like a little thickness; the girl could benefit from some lbs imo.
     
  9. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    all bodies are unsustainable eventually
     
  10. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

  11. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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  12. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesWu-tang

    big, throbbing, rock hard, veiny Trump
     
  13. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    holy shit exactly like him
     
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  14. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Ugh wrong thread
     
  15. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  16. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    How can an FCS college football program put out better graphics than the White House?
     
  17. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    He's clearly a friend of the brides father at a wedding creeping out on the bridesmaids in that pic.
     
  18. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  20. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    More of a thread but yeah...
     
  21. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  22. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Greek statue pfp so of course

     
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  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I’m sure showing one person in make up and one person without was purely accidental.
     
  24. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    And calling young Jennifer Connelly a 1990s 7 lol. She was fire at like 50 in Top Gun Maverick.
     
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  25. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  26. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
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    yiiiiikes
     
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  27. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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  28. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

    Oopsie
     
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  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

    Look at this woman. She ain’t much to look at and just lies there in bed, but she’s the only woman ever to touch my penis and takes care of muh kids. She also cooks and cleans and doesn’t mind when I slap her around when my driver loses a race. What more could I want?
     
  30. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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  31. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    weirdest thing is half the takes are actually about his sister who people assumed was his gf.
     
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  32. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    he got that kentucky in him
     
  33. jrmy

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    How the fuck did you even find this dumb tweet with 4 likes
     
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  34. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Someone I follow RT'd it. How did they find it? No idea.
     
  35. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    I would’ve simply tweeted “Thanks for being a great mom to our kids!”
     
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  36. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  37. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  38. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    How brave of him.
     
  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Should have just y this ass in a choke hold.
     
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  40. hood b. goode

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    beat to it lol
     
  41. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    San Diego State AztecsSan Diego Padres

  42. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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  43. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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    Sometimes there's even better things in the comments

     
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  44. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    That person is going to flip the Fuck out starting tomorrow
     
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  45. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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    that’s a first ballot hall of famer
     
  46. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Florida Gators

    "Old enough for an opinion on climate change, old enough for anal from a middle-aged man!"
     
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  47. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    that dude is a fucking psycopath, his feed is gross
     
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