Worst tweets of all time

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by fucktx, Feb 24, 2022.

  1. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Are you just going to drop this here, or are you going to tag Taques so he can respond and defend himself?
     
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  2. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  3. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    But enough about Taylor Lorenz
     
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  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  5. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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  6. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
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    incel dream
     
  7. timo

    timo molto brutto
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  8. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    "No human could match his intellect" fucking lol
     
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  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    That’s a parody account, so it’s a hilarious tweet.
     
  10. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    Dammit I wanted to believe. Tough to decipher the Elon fan boys from parodys.
     
  11. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    Went down a rabbit hole. These people got their brain broken by 2020. They think anyone who’s not acting like it’s still March 2020 is a sociopath who wants everyone to die.



     
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  12. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    yeah the dead enders are wild and neurotic and if they weren’t so insistent with their faux moral lecturing, it would be sad

    Iron Mickey is one of them he just won’t stop smdh
     
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  13. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    I am the worst
     
  14. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #1467 Can I Spliff it, Aug 22, 2023
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2023
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  16. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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    We recently were going through our grandparents keepsakes (most were passed down to them, who were born in the 20s) and we came across a quite interesting piece of silverware.

    A plain as day swatiska spoon. looks like this

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    that turns out was a common "good luck" souvenir item sold to tourists, often by native americans. no iron crosses or totenkophs (sp?) tho.
     
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  17. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  19. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Oh no
     
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  20. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Was that the good silverware?
     
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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It was only brought out to celebrate anti-Hanukkah.
     
  22. Det. Frank Bullitt

    Det. Frank Bullitt God Bless Texas
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  23. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  24. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    What the fuck UCF
     
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  25. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    I’d bet the kid running their socials has no idea what happened at Kent State when his grandfather was in college. It’s a reference to that Shannon Sharpe NFL Films clip. Yikes though. At least they didn’t photo shop receiver gloves on MLK.

     
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  26. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Yep, almost certainly someone born after 9/11 that probably has no idea about the shootings. Love it though, college football is back baby!
     
  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, open the second image

     
  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  29. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  30. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I’ve learned recently that the swastika used to be a good luck symbol of peace that was then co-opted by the Nazis.
     
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  31. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Yeah, but you can’t unring that bell
     
  32. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Fuck that. I’m taking it back!!
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ╯╲___卐卐卐卐
     
  34. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    This is so on brand for Tennessee
     
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  35. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  36. seanofthedead86

    seanofthedead86 Well-Known Member
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    Behind the Bastards did an episode on the swastika recently. I didn't listen to the whole thing but apparently the cross section of a mammoth tusk has a pattern very similar to the swastika which is why you see a lot of ancient cultures with zero connection to one another use it.
     
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  37. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    This is similar to people calling out F1 calling promotions and the like named after the Paddock in Vegas.

    There is a context that is unique involved there

     
  38. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    :awshucks:
     
    #1490 Can I Spliff it, Sep 5, 2023
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2023
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  39. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  40. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    starting with alex jones and finishing with credibility is fucking comical
     
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  41. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    gonna Fuck around and have to pay out
     
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  42. shaolin5

    shaolin5 Well-Known Member
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  43. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  44. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  45. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  46. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
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    this will get him canceled

    he’ll be on newsmax with Jordan Peterson and Mike Lindell
     
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  47. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    More than likely is 1 or 2 people make a comment like that but in actuality no one will say anything. Yet, he will complain that he was cancelled on his show that airs on HBO
     
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  48. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    He’s been talking out of his ass for years with very little thought or writing behind it. Doubt you’ll notice much of a difference
     
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