Worst tweets of all time

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  1. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I forgot about Kirstie Alley telling Stephen Hawking "thanks for your input"

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  2. fucktx

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    This bitch was insane too
     
  3. skiedfrillet

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    i've never seen this but i absolutely love it
     
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  4. fucktx

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  5. houtex716

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  6. Clown Baby

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  7. fucktx

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    I fucking hate people like this

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  8. fucktx

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  9. Menelaus

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  10. 20/20/20/20

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  11. Fuzzy Zoeller

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  12. IV

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    This thread is a reminder that spewing everything that comes into your brain onto the internet is unnecessary
     
  13. Bert Handsome

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    I remember this, if a Jewish guy posted that it'd be one thing - id look at it and say it's probably really f'ing good. But my 30 second wikipedia research tells me that probably isn't the case here and we are looking at a crock pot situation.

    A Texan posting that means he is rightfully ridiculed.
     
  14. Clown Baby

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    And yet you posted this
     
  15. IV

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    it only applies to everyone else
     
  16. 20/20/20/20

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  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Fuuuuck yes, that's an all-timer.
     
  18. Menelaus

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    Do you think these dweebs are too-online, or not online enough? I say the latter. Spend enough time on Twitter and you should know better unless you have an untreated mental disorder.
     
  19. Tobias

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  20. fucktx

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    god damn i forgot about this one

    this is a top 5 of all time
     
  21. Upton^2

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  22. fucktx

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    Rovell, kanye, trump, and a few others have their own threads for a reason though

    terrible people but excellent posters
     
  23. fucktx

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  24. Duval

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    that’s not even a good looking braised brisket.

    I smoke mine for Hanukkah these days.

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  25. Jack Parkman

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  26. Jack Parkman

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  27. Clown Baby

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    These are hardly the worst tweets ever, Gibbons. Sounds like you’ve got an axe to grind
     
  28. Jack Parkman

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    You are welcome to grind it buddy :gfa:
     
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  29. Jack Parkman

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  30. fucktx

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  31. Jack Parkman

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  32. fucktx

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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK yes, we could fill a whole thread with her and Clymer's tweets.

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    I can't find the other one I wanted to share, but she posted MULTIPLE times "Eddie Murphy taps on head" referencing this non-Eddie Murphy meme

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  34. fucktx

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  35. fucktx

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  36. fucktx

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  37. BudKilmer

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    I’d pay money to see this man torn apart by jackals
     
  38. wes tegg

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    I think that's actually one of the best tweets of all time. It's comedically perfect.
     
  39. wes tegg

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  40. Clown Baby

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    Replace Schumer with a blurry Jack Nicholson and it’s an instant classic
     
  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    You're fake
     
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  42. Redav

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    Typical boomer sitting a foot and a half from the TV. Is there any doubt it's fucking blaring too?
     
  43. Taques

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    after much consideration i have decided to vote for this as worst tweet ever. thank you to all of the other terrible candidates
     
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  44. Can I Spliff it

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    Get 'im!
     
  45. wes tegg

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    With closed captioning on, no less.
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    A good rule of thumb is that anyone who has ever described themself as a “wonk” absolutely fucking sucks

     
  47. Irush

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    what is a wonk
     
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