Would you buy a house, site of a recent double homicide, suicide if you could get a big discount?

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Would you buy this house if you could get it at a severe discount?

  1. Yes

    58.8%
  2. No

    14.7%
  3. I’d want to but my wife wouldn’t let me

    13.7%
  4. lechnerd is fat

    12.7%
  1. Doc Louis

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    Hard and clay courts or just hard?
     
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  2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    My imagination wanders too much. Pass.

    Also, that house screams car dealership owner.
     
  3. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    What if you only use the gate half as much as the other residents. Can you get that knocked down? Every little bit helps.
     
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  4. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Crazy how much cheaper homes are in Texas.
     
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  5. ShuPoor

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    I'd buy that pool setup and move it to a better house
     
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  6. DaveGrohl

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    Would never drop $750k on a McMansion
     
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  7. Why?Pokes

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    That’s not a McMansion.
     
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  8. cdaysker

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    Just emailed my wife about it and she was a hard pass as well.

    Women, man.
     
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  9. Daniel Ocean

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    Probably
     
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  10. Joe Withabee

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    Posters that live in 1800 sq ft vinyl sided homes built in the 60's being snobby about nice houses astound me
     
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  11. blind dog

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    When we were house shopping for our first home we found a house that checked all of our boxes that was surprisingly affordable. Turns out the guy that had lived there brutally murdered his estranged wife at her apartment, not even at the house we were looking at. Freaked my wife out and we didn't put in an offer. Fucking women

    *Full disclosure the house we looked at wasn't quite as nice as the one in OP
     
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  12. SP1

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    You seem to know an awful lot about this murder, doc.
     
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  13. lechnerd

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    I live right next to that neighborhood, I know a bunch of people that live there. Run in the same circles. And as mentioned earlier friend spoke with the ME.
     
  14. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    dump why did you vote lechnerd is fat? I thought we were bros?
     
  15. bigred77

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    That ME wouldn't happen to be named Erin?
     
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  16. lechnerd

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    No
     
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  17. SP1

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    lechnerd killed his neighbors to drive down the price of their house, you heard it here first.

    Savvy
     
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  18. IV

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    The house was owned by the church about a mile away and used by the preacher, guy killed his wife to try to go live with his gay lover

    Or so I was told
     
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  19. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Is there a Hot Chicks Room?
     
  20. Odin

    Odin Sorry, I'm autistic.
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    Maybe if it wasnt in texas
     
  21. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Hell im not into necrophilia but that’s a hot murdered wife. With that being said, the house is a yes for me dawg
     
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  22. Blaster

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    This house is the epitome of a Texas mcmansion. That being said, I would definitely live there for the chance at some revenant sex with the departed wife.
     
  23. Wu

    Wu “FUT sucks too” - SugarShaun
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    “If it doesn’t keep stirring, it gets the stethoscope”
     
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  24. lechnerd

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    FYI the wife was NOT murdered.
     
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  25. Louis Holth

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    Oh I just looked at the picture(see I can’t read)
     
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  26. AptosDuck

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    architectural monstrosity in Texas, that's a no

    my modest Aptos abode is worth more than that contractor special dump
     
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  27. Homo Erectus

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    While flatter than your stomach I'm not sure Northern Kansas is quite as level and desolate as you think.

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    Outside of Manhattan(Flint Hills)
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    KC- JoCo- Tomahawk GC

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  28. Joe Withabee

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    :pffft::pffft::pffft::pffft::pffft::pffft::pffft::pffft::pffft:
     
  29. Why?Pokes

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