Would you do porn?

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    you're offered $100 to do a scene with Tori Black (or your favorite porn star) that's going to be published regardless of how it goes. would you do it?


    You can use a fake name, but its a standard porn. your face and dick are going to be on camera, and there may or may not be some pre-sex acting involved. Depends on the director really.
     
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  2. Upton^2

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    ..
     
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  3. JBF76

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    100$? I'd do it for free...
     
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  4. who am i fucking?
     
  5. Emma

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    Sure. Why not.
     
  6. AUB

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    i would pay 100$ to do a scene with bree olson
     
  7. TylerFlip

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    hell yeah like a fucking boss i would, although might only be enough footage for a 1:30 clip
     
  8. Taco Sa1ad

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    are you illiterate or just plain lazy?
     
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  9. Rick

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    This should be an easy choice if you're single.
     
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  11. Hank Scorpio

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    :roll:
     
  12. Upton^2

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    :roll:
     
  13. C A N E

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    Pfft, they would be able to save money by putting my scene on one of these.

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. ohhaithur

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    Yes if my name is not included. Or if I can have a fake name that isn't connected to my real one.
     
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  15. guapking

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    Actually I've noticed replying without reading the op is common practice here.
     
  16. WC

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    you're gettin a little carried away with that 1:30
     
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  17. TDCD

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    if I have a fake or no name and my face is not shown then yes. Not if face is shown
     
  18. lazy bum

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    guarantee me no STD's and I'll give them the best 45 second clip they've ever had.
     
  19. OopsPowSurprise

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    considering its fsunizz... could be both
     
  20. Mix

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    only if i could wear a mask or something
     
  21. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    Id fuck her for free. They could film it for a grand.
     
  22. that's mean man.
     
  23. Arkadin

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    therres like 2 billion other asians man, no one would know it was you
     
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  24. wes tegg

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    No. Inevitably, it would be found out and no piece of ass would be worth ruining my family and career over.
     
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  25. pearl

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    Bree Olson fucks :w2d:'s I'm surprised that some of you would still sex her up
     
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  26. prerecordedlive

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    Let's just say an iTunes preview would last about twice as long as I would.
     
  27. Thread title and OP are 2 different questions. Bit of a loophole in explaining my original response. Maybe?
     
  28. TDCD

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    :facepalm:
     
  29. Fusiontegra

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    If I were single, without a doubt.

    Would take a bit more than $100 to be able to get my wife to get over it.
     
  30. Upton^2

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    the one post you chose to respond to about your lack of literacy is by :jamalshewrote: ????
     
  31. trial

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    :laugh:
     
  32. oh u all need to relax.
     
  33. DaveGrohl

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    1. Grow beard
    2. Take $100
    3. Buy wig
    4. Sophie Dee
    5. :jizz:
     
  34. Hank Scorpio

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    should probably stick to the Nole thread for awhile.
     
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  35. ....fine..
     
  36. Upton^2

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    so would you do it now that you know who youd be fucking?
     
  37. Snakes

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    only if i could edit out my inevitable premature ejaculation and fluffing and make it seem like i'm pounding her like a boss.
     
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  38. afb

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    nooooooooooooooooope
     
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  39. Tori Black?

    nah, don't like her.
     
  40. prerecordedlive

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    Can I be the producer on my own film?

    I'd like to switch camera angles every 2 seconds to make it seem like it's just a compilation of a really long video.
     
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  41. OopsPowSurprise

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    same idea for me

    but only way I do it is if I get to use an alias

    Hercules Rockefeller
     
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  42. kennypowers

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    Can I wear the Scream mask?
     
  43. ACEDGOD

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    gianna would make me bust in < 10 seconds
     
  44. OopsPowSurprise

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    Actually I wouldn't need to grow a mask

    I could just market it as the Kenan Thompson Sex Tape
     
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  45. 47 straight

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    too fat and kinda looks like a horse
     
  46. PHXNole2000

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    50 % of you guys wouldn't get it up without Viagra....
     
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  47. ACEDGOD

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    you could say that about nearly every porn star
     
  48. cal

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    do not understand the fascination with her
     
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  49. TheChatch

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    Of course not.

    Think about it for a second. Your name. Your face. Your identity forever linked to fornicating for $$$.

    & not even a lot of money.

    :cmonson:
     
  50. Wu

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    :pray: Goodburger theme :pray:
     
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