Would you suck a D for $1 million

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Would you?

  1. Yes.

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  2. No.

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  1. Doc Louis

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    so what kind of BBQ sauce are we talking here? Ketchup based? Vinegar? Mustard? Alabama white sauce?
     
  2. IHHH

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    how much are you willing to pay?
     
  3. Doc Louis

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    To you? About 40 toonies, depending on the exchange rate
     
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  4. BuckeyeRiot

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    *Horse fuckee.
     
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  5. buckwild

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  6. wes tegg

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    I’d feel bad getting blowjobs if I thought giving one was so bad I wouldn’t take a million dollars to do it.
     
  7. TC

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    Cool with like a 10 in a row bukkake type situation?
     
  8. racer

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    Mr. Ass himself.
    [​IMG]
     
  9. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    A few years ago I was playing poker and someone brought up whether you are gay for getting a BJ from a man. This one guy pipes up and says he's not gay, but "the only men that never sucked my dick are the ones that didn't want to."

    Just about killed me.
     
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  10. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I’d give it a go. But the idea of that much semen is a bit off putting.
     
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  11. Lip

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    Any chance we can apply this retroactively?
     
  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I too would suck a dick to see Nebraska win a B1G championship because, folks, fantasies are all part of this experiment.
     
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  13. TC

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    I understand the jaw can get a bit tired even in bj1. Ten’s gonna be a harrowing experience
     
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  14. Nandor the Relentless

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    Better learn how to give quickies then
     
  15. Marbles

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    I bet that there’s a good percentage of straight men that have tried. I know in the recovery community a lot of addicts and alcoholics have done in the midst of addiction.
     
  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'd prefer it
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    First half of that after-the-fact shower would be full of crippling shame. 2nd half: "oh hey I'm retired now"
     
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  18. Drunkle Tom

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    "Bro, a mouth's a mouth." -- some dude I overheard on the bus in college one Monday morning. I've never been able to find the fault in his logic.
     
  19. Homo Erectus

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    At same time?
     
  20. mb711

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    You’re getting the white sauce either way
     
  21. Chipper>Jeter

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  22. TrustyPatches

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    More like, consecutively. All at the same time is probably beyond my capabilities
     
  23. Homo Erectus

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    Non-sense..Just gotta expand your horizons
     
  24. AptosDuck

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    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/26/science/same-sex-behavior-animals.html

    Instead of wondering why same-sex behavior had independently evolved in so many species, Ms. Monk and her colleagues suggest that it may have been present in the oldest parts of the animal family tree. The earliest sexually reproducing animals may have mated with any other individual they came across, regardless of sex. Such reproductive strategies are still practiced today by hermaphroditic species, like snails, and species that don’t appear to differentiate, like sea urchins.

    Over time, Ms. Monk said, sexual signals evolved — different sizes, colors, anatomical features and behaviors — allowing different sexes to more accurately target each other for reproduction. But same-sex behavior continued in some organisms, leading to diverse sexual behaviors and strategies across the animal kingdom. And while same-sex behavior may grant some evolutionary benefits, an ancient origin would mean those benefits weren’t required for it to exist.

    But how has same-sex behavior stuck around? The answer may be that such behaviors aren’t as evolutionarily costly as assumed. Traditionally, Ms. Monk said, any mating behavior that doesn’t produce young is seen as a waste. But animal behavior often doesn’t fit neatly into an economic accounting of costs and benefits.

    Mating attempts between different sexes don’t always efficiently lead to offspring either, Dr. Kamath said — mating attempts can be rebuffed, conception may not occur and clutches or young may not survive. These are normal hiccups in population-level reproduction, and the team predicts that the costs of same-sex behavior aren’t likely to be any greater.

    “I don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume that at some early stage of animal evolution mating was more indiscriminate and that this is part of the evolutionary heritage of higher animals,” Dr. Vasey said of the study. “Occasional same-sex sexual behavior is not particularly difficult to accommodate within an evolutionary framework when such behavior is performed within the larger context of different-sex sexual behavior.”
     
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  25. racer

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  26. Pelican Grove

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    They'd all probably change their minds after your post and blow in your face.
     
  27. Aaron Hernandez

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    Only if it was a secret deal. I don’t think I could handle everyone knowing my wealth came from prostitution.
     
  28. Eathan Edwards

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    Unurprisingly - he's not the only one. This documentary is one of the most bothersome things I've ever heard of and it made it to damn Sundance.

     
  29. Gambler

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    Sounds like you'd suck a dick for a Klondike bar.
     
  30. AptosDuck

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    They are rather tasty





    (Klondike Bars are, too)
     
  31. IowaHuskerFan3

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    I have never seen this before and dear god, this is serious?
     
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  32. Eathan Edwards

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    Oh they're definitely banging those animals.
     
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  33. Gambler

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    I'll bet their families are so proud.
     
  34. Eathan Edwards

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    "Hey guys, you're now the proud grandparents of Centaur foals!!"
     
  35. racer

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    If there would ever be a good reason to fuck a horse, this would be it.
     
  36. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm not paying any taxes on this money. My ass was already taxed.
     
  37. Han Solo

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    I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
     
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  38. Nandor the Relentless

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    bonk
     
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  39. bowser90

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    Criminally underrated post, well done.
     
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  40. Dennis Reynolds

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    This reminds me of a video one of the degenerates posted a few years ago about kids in Venezuela (I think) that banged donkeys as a right of passage. Video had a lot of funny one liners with the teenage boys talking about their foreplay strategies with donkeys.
     
  41. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    At some point, you just vomit until you pass out and drown in shit, right?
     
  42. racer

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    Teenage boy donkey foreplay doesn’t seem funny, but ydy I guess.
     
  43. Lip

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    Can you drown from farts? How much shit do you think she has ready to unload?
     
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  44. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    How long you been in the box...?
     
  45. racer

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    I’d bet my life that someone can’t consume enough material to produce the volume of flatulence it takes to fill that box before the air can be exchanged through the fart hole.
     
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  46. Nandor the Relentless

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    Make a lactose intolerant person drink milk and let’s see what happens.
     
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  47. fucktx

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    we’ll give you some gluten and lock bertwing in the box
     
  48. OZ2

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    My wife wouldn’t be giving me a blessing, she would encourage me and probably offer pointers.
     
  49. Nandor the Relentless

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    Lactose would work better. Just give me a glass of milk and vacate the premises.
     
  50. fucktx

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