Would you suck a D for $1 million

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Would you?

  1. Yes.

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  2. No.

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  1. Shawn Hunter

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    Shit I'd attempt to eat that for like $100
     
  2. BuckeyeRiot

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    That Tiktok freeze the site for anyone else?
     
  3. bertwing

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    Shawn you couldn’t even eat a bag of candy corn over the course of like 3 weeks
     
  4. Shawn Hunter

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    I said I would attempt motherfucker
     
  5. Homo Erectus

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    Is there anything this guy won't try?
     
  6. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Spending money
     
  7. Taffy

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    Upgrading from MS Paint
     
  8. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    making a good post
     
  9. Arrec Bardwin

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    :gaddam:
     
  10. Lip

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    Consensual sex with a human woman
     
  11. Homo Erectus

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    Is it not consensual or they not human?
    :huh::ohdear::ohshit:
     
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  12. Tiffin

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    The horse shouldn't have been dressed that way, he was asking for it.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    well with an ass like that, they’re just asking for it
     
  14. Lip

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    Yes.
     
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  15. Homo Erectus

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    Was it that hard of a question?
     
  16. lfriend

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    Nay
     
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  17. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    We’re talking about Nandor the Relentless so probably not very hard at all (I’m talking about his penis).
     
    #517 Lip, Jul 13, 2021
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  18. Homo Erectus

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    So he just rests it on your Lip?
     
  19. racer

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    This was a fun thread. I was excited to see it pop up in a search result.
     
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  20. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Be honest. You're just wanting to earn some Xmas shopping money.

    Also brings new meaning to "black Friday" :)
     
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  21. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Big Black Christmas
     
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  22. Homo Erectus

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    [​IMG]
     
  23. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Still waiting on someone to make me the formal offer.
     
  24. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    The gayest thing in this thread remains War Grundle saying he wouldn't s a d for $1 million
     
  25. War Grundle

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  26. fucktx

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    Imagine not being secure enough in your masculinity to blow a dude for a mil

    you don’t have to like it but you’d be a dumbass to pass it up. It’s 30 mins at its absolute max
     
  27. DUCKMOUTH

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    Shit. I bet I could suck a mean dick. Money bags would be lucky if he made it 30 seconds
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    lol imagine believing that there is one definition of masculinity and saying what you’re comfortable with everyone has to be. I’m extremely comfortable with my definition of masculinity. I just ain’t sucking a dick. I don’t think that says anything about mine or your masculinity.
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Hold one in your mouth for a bit?
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
  31. bwi2

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    username checks out
     
  32. racer

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    Are ducks known for their dick sucking prowess or..?
     
  33. TC

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    Let’s hit the parking lot so I can sick your duck
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    You ever had duck meat?
     
  35. bwi2

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    Did you miss the entire decade on the internet where every woman seeking to appear attractive made a duck face?
     
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  36. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Start here if you want to relive what I think is the best stretch of this thread.
     
  37. racer

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    I’ve blocked out that dark part of history I guess
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    if you have to ask you can’t afford it
     
  39. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  40. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    A million dollars? Shit, they over bid.
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’m upping my price to $1.5m thanks Brandon
     
  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Everytime this thread is bumped I hope there's a link or registration form.
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    can buy yourself a tank of gas
     
  44. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    [​IMG]
     
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  45. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    If only Aeroforz1 was loaded and could make these boys put their money where their mouth is
     
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  46. dblplay1212

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    I miss him, he was great.
     
  47. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    What happened to him?
     
  48. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    He was out of your league
     
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  49. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Try me :)