while she is likely not very smart, that post speaks more to how dumb grundy is to believe that she wouldn’t suck one for $1m lol
it’s a win/win really you either suck a dick and not enjoy it with a mil and never have to do it again or you actually enjoy it and you’re gay now with a mil for something you’d do for free maybe grundle has dabbed in the dick sucking before and is mad at himself for liking it. no other reason to lash out about something hypothetical
You’d be better served to suck 30-40 the first year, unless you’re one of those lottery winner types that opt to take the annual payments versus a lump sum. AKA those who failed Econ.
I know we live in a simulation because only an algorithm could write such a predictably boring human like grundle.
I’m imagining some billionaire drunk one night just bringing the question out around his friends. Just straight faced, dead serious.
you're gay if you were born with a natural attraction to the same sex, instead of the opposite sex. hth.
Yeah, put me down for the million, but the shame would be pretty tough to deal with. The shame of being the world's most expensively shitty prostitute.
Wife: No chance in hell I'd let you suck a dick for any amount of money. For her- which dick? Do I have to see this person again? I make a very good living yet she clearly was contemplating this blowjob/money scenario. No judgement.
been a couple hours but it still is legit hilarious to me that War Grundle is dumb enough to think his wife wouldn’t blow a dude for a $1m grow up peter pan. count chocula
I'm actually more impressed at using "whore" like it's some major pejorative. sex work is work and most aren't entering into it because they have great options or were given great circumstances.
he is a) an absolute idiot b) an absolute piece of shit and c) insanely insecure none of this should surprise anyone
If I had to do it to completion, I'm not sure I could. Not because of any moral, ethical, or monetary objection, but because I have the worst gag reflex of anybody I know. I would vomit fucking immediately.
I would give it a shot, but it would have to be a truly depraved dude to be able to finish under those circumstances.
It's like throwing a Jr. High player into the NFL - no chance at keeping up. These women have been training for like 70% of their lives on perfecting technique.
on the other end of this thought we've all been getting BJs for man years, so maybe we know what to do, we just haven't applied that knowledge.
Depending on your lifestyle and location, it’s totally possible. worst case, you can earn enough money in the market with it and work part time or start your own business to supplement.
The better question is would you give an A+ blowjob to get it over quicker or would you be freaked out enough that it would take longer for the dude to finish?
If I’m getting a million dollars per dick I’m sucking those fuckers off like Jenna Jameson and her life depended on it. Only so many hours in a day.