Would you suck a D for $1 million

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Would you?

  1. Yes.

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  2. No.

    25.0%
  1. Roy

    Roy Well-Known Member
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    If you follow the advice in the #wallstreetbets thread you’d be able to retire within the year
     
  2. Tobias

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    while she is likely not very smart, that post speaks more to how dumb grundy is to believe that she wouldn’t suck one for $1m lol
     
  3. TC

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    Where were these teachers when I was a kid?

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  4. Redav

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    Sure you can pay me $1m for one of the worst blowjobs you'll ever recieve
     
  5. jrmy

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    If I’m getting a mil per dick you’re all getting a bro job, boys
     
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  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Talk about a moneyshot!
     
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  7. Killy Me Please

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    Thats way more than id need
     
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  8. BuckeyeRiot

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    Big fan of the term bro job.
     
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  9. Tobias

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    does that mean jrmy is going to give an oddly and inexplicably aggressive bj?
     
  10. fucktx

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    it’s a win/win really

    you either suck a dick and not enjoy it with a mil and never have to do it again

    or you actually enjoy it and you’re gay now with a mil for something you’d do for free

    maybe grundle has dabbed in the dick sucking before and is mad at himself for liking it. no other reason to lash out about something hypothetical
     
  11. BuckeyeRiot

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    I just took it as slander to #Tennessee Volunteers superfan bro.
     
  12. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Probably about 1 a year
     
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  13. BuckeyeRiot

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    You’d be better served to suck 30-40 the first year, unless you’re one of those lottery winner types that opt to take the annual payments versus a lump sum. AKA those who failed Econ.
     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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    If sucking cock wasn’t beneath Alexander the Great it sure isn’t beneath me making 7 figures.
     
  15. poor paul

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    you never know what you might be good at.
     
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  16. poor paul

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    I know we live in a simulation because only an algorithm could write such a predictably boring human like grundle.
     
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  17. Menelaus

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    I’m imagining some billionaire drunk one night just bringing the question out around his friends. Just straight faced, dead serious.
     
  18. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Are you gay if you offer some guy a million to suck your dick?
     
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  19. poor paul

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    you're gay if you were born with a natural attraction to the same sex, instead of the opposite sex.

    hth.
     
  20. War Grundle

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    Probably
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    it would be weird to offer someone you’re not attracted to a million dollars to suck your dick
     
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  22. poor paul

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    sure, but the act doesn't make you gay.
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

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    the act no but the motivation probably
     
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  24. poor paul

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    the motivation *maybe* but that wasn't the question I answered.
     
  25. Degausser

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    Just asked my wife, and she said she'd be very mad at me if I didn't suck that dick.
     
  26. Ralph

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    Yeah, put me down for the million, but the shame would be pretty tough to deal with. The shame of being the world's most expensively shitty prostitute.
     
  27. laxjoe

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    I’d steal a d for free
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  28. Eathan Edwards

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    Wife:

    No chance in hell I'd let you suck a dick for any amount of money.

    For her- which dick? Do I have to see this person again?

    I make a very good living yet she clearly was contemplating this blowjob/money scenario. No judgement.
     
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  29. Roy

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    I wouldn’t even suck your dick with War Grundle ’s mouth
     
  30. Eathan Edwards

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    Your loss buddy
     
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  31. CaneKnight

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    Ur wife is a very smart woman
     
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  32. Tobias

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    been a couple hours but it still is legit hilarious to me that War Grundle is dumb enough to think his wife wouldn’t blow a dude for a $1m :roll:

    grow up peter pan. count chocula
     
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  33. poor paul

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    I'm actually more impressed at using "whore" like it's some major pejorative. sex work is work and most aren't entering into it because they have great options or were given great circumstances.
     
  34. Tobias

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    he is a) an absolute idiot b) an absolute piece of shit and c) insanely insecure

    none of this should surprise anyone
     
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  35. electronic

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    If I had to do it to completion, I'm not sure I could.



    Not because of any moral, ethical, or monetary objection, but because I have the worst gag reflex of anybody I know. I would vomit fucking immediately.
     
  36. poor paul

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    I make myself gag while brushing my teeth weekly but a million is a million.
     
  37. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I would give it a shot, but it would have to be a truly depraved dude to be able to finish under those circumstances.
     
  38. Eathan Edwards

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    It's like throwing a Jr. High player into the NFL - no chance at keeping up.

    These women have been training for like 70% of their lives on perfecting technique.
     
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  39. poor paul

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    on the other end of this thought

    we've all been getting BJs for man years, so maybe we know what to do, we just haven't applied that knowledge.
     
  40. C A N E

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    Depending on your lifestyle and location, it’s totally possible. worst case, you can earn enough money in the market with it and work part time or start your own business to supplement.
     
  41. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Plus with all the protein you’ve swallowed you can prob cut back at least one meal
     
  42. C A N E

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    I’d suck a dick to stop Suez Canal memes on Twitter
     
  43. Gallant Knight

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    The better question is would you give an A+ blowjob to get it over quicker or would you be freaked out enough that it would take longer for the dude to finish?
     
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  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If I’m getting a million dollars per dick I’m sucking those fuckers off like Jenna Jameson and her life depended on it. Only so many hours in a day.
     
  45. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Don’t give me any teeth bullshit. You better get this done right
     
  46. bwi2

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    at a million dollars a blow I'm trying to drum up repeat business
     
  47. BuckeyeRiot

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    Most people aren’t entering sex work because they aren’t worth the rent.
     
  48. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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  49. Eathan Edwards

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    Well great - now everyone is going to have to trade future dick options at variable valuations.
     
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  50. Mr Bulldops

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    #WallStreetBeej