And he completely missed the jokes that saying his wife wouldn’t suck a dick for $1mm meant she wasn’t sucking his dick.
Me in this thread, 2010: COME AND GETCHA POPCORN Me int his thread, 2021: Lotta guys sucking unknown dick ITT without confirming the million bucks is tax free. Bold strategy, Cotton.
I voted no. But mainly because I’d need to know more terms before I could say yes. Others have asked about taxes and how many dicks is this offer good for, but I want to know do I get paid up front or after? And if he can’t finish or keep it up because he’s too drunk, do I get to keep the money? Last thing I’d want to do is get paid to suck a dick only to have the asshole take the money back cause he can’t keep up his end of the deal, literally and figuratively. Especially after giving an A+ effort. Such a blanket yes won’t work for me.
I have a really weak gag reflex so I’m more scared of my experience turning into an episode of Facial Abuse, if anything
I didn't read through all of the replies, so maybe this has already been mentioned...but I'm pretty sure I'd pick someone famous and hawt...and who's been with a gazillion hot chicks. That way, when I'm making my $$$, it's kind of like I'm going down on all of those hot chicks. You know, since that D has been in all of those holes. I dunno. Just trying to psych myself up you know.
would you let him record it under the stipulation he could release it to your family for an extra $1mil? i'd bring in Nolan to direct that shit
shit if we’re getting a mil for each blow i’d just take a week off of work to line them up back to back
Every post War Grundle has ever made is supporting evidence that he has only ever had sex through the pee hole of a pair of boxer briefs. With the lights off.
Okay so the real question now becomes would TMB users donate enough money to pay War Grundle’s wife to S another dude’s D.
I’m dating myself here, but as far as fake celebrity rumors go before Richard Gere’s Gerbilgate the popular rumor was that Rod Stewart had to have his stomach pumped because he drank too much jizz.
I don’t recall that one. But if we’re going really old school there was the rumor that the kid who played Mikey from the Life cereal commercials died after he ate a combination of Coke and Pop Rocks which caused his head to explode. As this rumor encompasses popping off rocks and an exploding head, it’s still technically on topic for this thread.
On this note, I saw a game advertised on Facebook a few weeks ago. It was along the lines of cards against humanity. The card in the ad was a "Would you rather...", and the question was: Would you rather... ...watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life, OR Join in once and it goes away. So, over to you, TMB.
All right boys, just posted same thread on Rivals for comparison's sake. Used OP's wording for control purposes
What’s the lowest amount you’d take to be blown to completion by another dude? No ear plugs, full eye contact, and he has a beard/very masculine appearance.