AEW / WWE thread - Real Fighting about Fake Fighting

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  1. Tiffin

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    He's an old school foreign heel trope, what else is he supposed to say?

    Also, people do hate him because of the way he looks. But because of the roids, not the color of his skin.
     
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  2. fsugrad99

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    Give them the belts!
     
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  3. Tiffin

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    3 quick roll-up wins is a bit much for one night Smackdown. It was good the first time. It was funny the second. The 3rd kinda killed me. But I still love the Fashion Police.
     
  4. Illinihockey

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    Right but it doesn't work for Indians. Everyone loves Indians unless they're answering a customer service call
     
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  5. Tiffin

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    I take back the rollup wins complaint if they make this match and Breezango wins.
     
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  6. Tiffin

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    Oh man, how great would a call center Indian heel gimmick have been?
     
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  7. Illinihockey

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    Dango saying how his dad also says he's not a real cop killed me
     
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  8. Tiffin

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    I don't think LSD references are PG, but I don't know.
     
  9. Tiffin

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  10. Sub-Zero

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    That feels like a Missed opportunity
     
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  11. Illinihockey

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    Drag it out and have a career vs title match at MitB for the tag titles
     
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  12. Tiffin

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    Kendrick/Tozawa street fight should be fun.
     
  13. Tiffin

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    New Day on Talking Smack. Yes.
     
  14. Shiggityshwo

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    literally every match tonight happened at Backlash in some form

    hopefully this main event's cool though
     
  15. DetroitNole

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    The guy seems to have only one promo

    "You hate me because I look different, you hate me because I talk different and oh look I speak a different language and am going to do it now. Something Maharaja something"
     
  16. Prospector

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    Enzo ring a bell?
     
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  17. Sammy Meatballs

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    plus corbin always looks better in multi man matches and ziggler is typically a great seller

    now if they'll just turn them loose and let them go.
     
  18. Bankz

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    Smackdown wasn't bad.

    But you can see the Vince stink all over it.

    The females treated like garbage. A worthless 6 women feud. Quick match and so on.

    Rematch after rematch after let's just pair all these guys in matches since they fight in three weeks.

    Naka keep the mouth piece out during promos. You sound so great without it.

    Fashion Files... I'm guessing they are done

    Jinder learn how to cut a promo fuck. The same repetitive garbage.

    MITB ladder match should be amazing.
     
  19. Bankz

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    I could see them getting 30-40 minutes. Smackdown is thin. You got to think the actual card won't have a ton of matches.

    Orton v Jinder

    MITB ladder match.

    Tag titles

    Women match

    Not sure what else goes on of substance...

    Really blew the chance to have the females work multiple stories so you could have two matches on the card.
     
  20. Tiffin

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    The plan, supposedly, was to have a women's money in the bank match. So either they scrapped that, or something is going to happen during this 5 way next week.
     
  21. Bankz

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    I think that would be fantastic... but the card would be stupid thin.... We may have to watch Mojo wrestle :(
     
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  22. Bankz

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    one of the two brands (smackdown please) should bring back the KOTR ppv.
     
  23. zeberdee

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    KO was born to be KOTR.
     
  24. Nostradumass

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    It should be on the non MITB brand, and the extra hour of Raw could use an ongoing tournament to give it some focus
     
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  25. Bankz

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    Raw under 2.7m viewers... worst of 2017
     
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  26. Bankz

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    I think it was a podcast or maybe a article but they said the Hardy Boys have beat Sheamus/Cesaro in either tag or singles matches 6 times in a row. Yet somehow RAW thinks this is a good buildup for a title program on a PPV.
     
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  27. Illinihockey

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    Now the fans TOTALLY WONT SEE IT COMING when Sheamus and Cesaro win.
     
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  28. Tiffin

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    Would be great on Raw if they threw a Cruiserweight or two in the mix, which will never happen.

    I did think there is one positive to the Cruiserweights on Raw though: If there is a draft or shakeup, eventually we could see a cruiserweight be bumped up to the main roster that way. Again, this will never happen, but you know, I can dream.
     
  29. Tiffin

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    Had to watch it again. I need many more episodes of the Fashion Files.

     
  30. Sub-Zero

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    BUT HOW WOULD WE KNOW THEY ARE CRUISERWEIGHTS WITHOUT THE PURPLE ROPES!!??!!?
     
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  31. Tiffin

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    Interesting coincidence: Brothers hold the Raw, Smackdown, ROH, and PWG tag titles.
     
  32. stratknight

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    You forgot the Superkick titles.
     
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  33. dome foam

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    God damn. I love her.


     
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  34. Poetic

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    Most unexpected sexiest woman in the WWE.
     
  35. fsugrad99

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  36. Tiffin

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    Pelican not sure if you want your twitter handle posted or not, but I need that clip from Wheel of Fortune in here.
     
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  37. Pelican

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  38. Tiffin

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    He's :ded: but...
     
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  39. fsugrad99

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    I'd marry her tbh
     
  40. Bankz

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  41. GrizzliesDrew

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    In honor of her fav...one of the greatest promos ever:

     
  42. Pelican

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    Bringing out the actual cream was a bold strategy. Thankfully for us all, Randy was a bold man.
     
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  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    He found the cream first actually. He then tailored the entire promo about it.
     
  44. TTgator91

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    Bischoff in WWE this week... should be interesting.
     
  45. fsugrad99

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    I think someone bet him that he couldn't do it.

    At least I think I read that somewhere.
     
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  46. Sammy Meatballs

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    Need naka to win and bring back the wk9 (I think) entrance with the crown.
     
  47. Sammy Meatballs

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  48. Shiggityshwo

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    Xavier you damn tease

     
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  49. One Man Wolfpack

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    Took my niece to a RAW Live event tonight. She went decked out in Sasha Banks gear. Sasha stopped on her way out to give her a shirt, then stopped back by to sign it for her after the match. Sasha helped make me the greatest uncle in the world. Probably means I'm obligated to be a Sasha fan for life now, too.