AEW / WWE thread - Real Fighting about Fake Fighting

You advertise it’s kicking off smackdown.

You produce Miz Tv.

 

THIS ISN'T OUR HERO GET THIS NERD OUT OF HERE

 

I'm OK with them getting some promo work in before the match. It should be an hour+ and I'm not really sure what can follow it. Though I feel like I should expect some more McMahon fuckery.

 

Miz with a fucking great promo

 

He's really great. He gets you to believe in even the most dire story, and this story is dire.

 

guess I shouldn't be surprised since his Talking Smack shoot was basically a face type promo, but serious face Miz is spitting fire right now

 

Also page 666

 

I mean that was welcome to the main event type stuff

 

what’s the backstory here?

 

They are very good friends

 

Big E and AJ Lee have been BFFs for forever and constantly shitpost on each other

Also Peyton's new hair is

 

The lacy Evans thing needs to end

 

Lacey Evans and her kind need to end

 

Alright now they're annoying me. This is why WWE shouldn't announce anything ahead of time, they're constantly changing their minds at the last minute.

 

She seems like a real piece of work.

 

Yay IIconics

 

Go IIconics!!

 

umm Rey, you might want to get a DNA test.

 

Put Dominic on a pole

 

still think that's Eddie's kid

 

4 way ladder match at WM 35 here we come

Also, Rey’s son has to a foot taller than him. How tall is his wife?

 

Lie, Cheat, Steal (ya gurl)

 

He's a Guerrero... duh

 

Mr. Steal yo girl.

 

This crowd is fantastic

 

Char going to end up fucking her face up with plastic surgery

 

I love KO

What an Instigator

 

See, just let bitches kill each other

It's fun!

 

How the fuck are they just gonna cut from the fight? Get AJ Styles off my screen and back to Becky and Charlotte fighting

 

KOFIMANIA

 

I wish there was a way to have Kofi uudd trash talk this entire segment as it happened but I suppose that's physically impossible and what not

 

Bryan with the B+ player line was fantastic...

 

They have to slowly add all the faces to that backstage shot

 

YOU ECO-BASTARD

 

They could have been a little more interesting with this idea of a gauntlet match. Because the match would just end if Kofi lost, right? What do the others have to fight for really? Would have been cool if they made it double elimination for Kofi.

Not to say I'm not enjoying this, just would have been an original wrinkle.

 

Nikki Cross suddenly face

 

Is SD replayed somewhere? So turned off by RAW yesterday I forgot to tape SD and dont feel like I should start it now and should watch from the beginning

 

goddamit totaldivaseps was suspended

 

That’s fucking bullshit.

Fuck twitter.

 

Dang Joe is gonna kill him for that L

 

For what?

 

Violating the “rules” twitter makes up on the fly.

 

they were totally being divas and enough is enough

 

I really hope they give Kofi his moment.

Kofi better not win and Vince come out and say it’s not enough.

 

Mother fucking Vince. Don’t do it

 

OUR HERO

 

good for Kofi but that was weak.

how don’t you have a bunch of near falls to get the crowd hot before he gets it done. I’ll blame Orton.

 

I take it back.