I'm just still disappointed I shit that game away. You scored on a QB sneak with 1 second left in the first half- first play of the 2nd was a sack fumble scoop and score. 13 pt swing (because you can't kick) in a matter of seconds...it was all over after that.
If a team gets up 35+. They pull offensive starters. Their opponent could report it in the groupme and if they don't comply. The commissioners punish the offender with a SIM loss. I, for the record, like it.
Yea 1st half: cheese away. Put up 70 if you can with the starters. But once it hits 3Q starters should come out OR ELSE!!! Call it the Common Sense Kelso Rule
My only issue is it doesn't curb someone from being a cheesy fuck against the CPU. That 35 could be 400 yards and 5 TDs to one WR. Then they put in the backups. Yeah it's better than nothing, but no one will be there to police it and in a 35-0 game against the CPU I'd regress the player for 400 / 5
If so, I'm not against it, the only time it'll affect me is when I have to tell someone to take their starters out.
I think twitching is as mandated as can be. Some people apparently still have shittastic internets in 2016. Though, against CPU, it really shouldn't affect the gameplay.
It is fucking pathetic that it would come to that but seriously the only thing that will stop douches from douching is giving them Ls
clear that LankMaxx hasn't been paying attention in the chat Doug's Wheel of Justice is dispensing punishments for queso consumption this season
Keeping up with that groupme is a full time job. I've been trying. It sounded like all that's going on is deducting XP. As a child of corporal punishment I advocate penalties that make users cry and temporarily wish bad things on their superiors. But fix the problem exponentially more efficiently
Wheel of punishment can be anything, but most likely we'll reduce player ratings, take a draft pick, etc.
The beauty is in its randomness. You don't know if you'll get waterboarded, guillotined, or tickled. The threat of any will correct the behavior. Some people care more about draft picks than wins, or XP, etc.
I've been sending multiple message via Groupme to Kelso and just opened this thread and figured out why he hasn't responded. I'm amazed that a group of somewhat educated grown men can play a fucking video game without needed three dozen rules in place to basically tell you to not be a fucking cunt. But here we are down a legend and still discussion on how to add more rules. Guys please stop being dicks. If the commish comes out and says no to something respect it. If you can't beat Kelso without using a TE at FB you should seriously think about quitting the league. Running four verts and scrambling being the majority of the offense you run... again I question how you take any satisfaction in beating a cripple like that. With all that being said Kelso come back. We play week 15 and I can't have my last two matches against you he a loss in FIFA and a beat down in Madden. Plus no fathead unless you return. That alone is motivation to return to our beloved league. Merry Christmas you bunch of assholes.