Yes, it is time for the Official Taylor Rooks thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Corch, Feb 10, 2016.

  1. UncleJesse

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    Fuck, now I just feel foolish as hell.

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  2. Jezebel

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    I am a intern at Jezebel and my assignment is to research attitudes towards women on the Internet
     
  3. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Dude, you really need to get a life. Shit was sad at first, but now it is just fucking weird.
     
  4. Crepeswithasmile

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    bitch, please. you're a fat, fatherless fuck and your new assignment is to fist yourself and fuck off.
     
  5. Jezebel

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    Your username might trigger ptsd in rape victims
     
  6. Lyrtch

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    Only thing that makes me think it's not Ross is capitalization and use of punctuation. Two things Ross struggles with.
     
  7. BrickTamland

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    Imagine interacting with Ross and giving him this attention he wants so badly, when in fact you could just ignore this and every other one of his accounts.
     
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  8. Crepeswithasmile

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    cussing ross and killing the last 45 mins of my work day was much more enjoyable than actually working though.
     
  9. UncleJesse

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    Well Brick, as you can clearly read, I didn't know this was a Ross account until it was pointed out. But thanks for the heads up.
     
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  10. IvanTheTerrible

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    She's fine as hell.
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    I have a great ass. I got it by running the perimeter of my public Ivy alma mater. I hate to mention it but I run marathons.
     
  12. Jezebel

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    You got me. I'm Ross Everton and I would like to rejoin the mainboard community
     
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  13. Jezebel

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    This hoe is fine. I'd drag my balls through shards of glass just to get a whiff of her farts
     
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  15. Jezebel

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    Them titties doe
     
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  16. HotMic

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    Ok guys. Let's get back to the subject at hand here.


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  17. buckwild

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    Well done Corch ...this thread should have been made a long time ago. It's going to be great to add pics to.

    Also, B1G!
     
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  18. Tiffin

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    Can we make this a conference network pride thread?

    I was unaware of Taylor Rooks because of my infrequent viewing of the B1G network. In return, I'll share Maria Taylor who spends most her time on the SEC network.
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  19. UncleJesse

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    She has hands that could palm a small child. My average sized penis would feel so small in her hands.
     
  20. dukebuckeye

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    LORT
     
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  21. HotMic

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  23. a.tramp

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    i think i could grow to love her if forced into a sex filled relationship with her
     
  24. HotMic

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  25. buckwild

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  26. Constant

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    That booty tho.
     
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    That carpet has a great view
     
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  29. HotMic

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    Sweet Sassy Molassy


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  30. dukebuckeye

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    Yogi is clearly hiding his boner.
     
  31. Corch

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    I approve of this thread.
     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    Is this digital houndstooth?
     
  34. Constant

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    This is my new favorite thread until there's a Depends thread.
     
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  36. Celemo

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    YAY SHE'S WATCHING US GET SKULLFUCKED BY UMD!!!!
     
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  37. UncleJesse

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    Too much Bama in her.
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    I'd give her a little Bama...hiyoo
     
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  40. buckwild

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  42. Constant

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    I get very excited by bumps to this thread.
     
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  43. boone

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    she's an Illuminati shill.
     
  44. HotMic

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  45. Constant

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  46. buckwild

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  47. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    What if I told you I have Miss Rooks on Snapchat and she sends some pretty good shit?
     
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  48. RalfBully

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