Yo Dogs Suck

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by CaneKnight, Jan 18, 2022.

  1. Handcuffed

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    there's a dog thread?
     
  2. Doyle McPoyle

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  3. Butthead

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    is this you being a dick?
     
  4. ned's head

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    No, it's a pooping dog
     
  5. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    lulz
     
  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I love cats. Fight me.
     
  7. DUCKMOUTH

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    Nah. Had small kids back to back about 6 years ago. Dog was sweet, but always jumping on the toddlers, scratching them, knocking them over. We found an awesome home for her with some friends who can’t have kids. Fast forward about 5 years and it’s been nice not having to take care of one, etc.. 35 years with dogs and I honestly don’t miss it. Love dogs, but just one less thing in my life to have to keep up with has been a blessing.
     
  8. racer

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    Love the dog, hate dog owner.
     
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  9. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Doodles are awesome. Especially rescue doodles.
     
  10. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Dogs are great

    But little hyper yippie dogs that aren’t trained for shit can get bent

    Yes, this IS recency bias
     
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  11. ned's head

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    It was my own yard. Previous owners must have hung it and gus never turned down a photo op
     
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  12. Emma

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  13. Taffy

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    This is me too. I love the thought of having a dog again, but I know the reality is a big commitment that I'm not comfortable with.
     
  14. Fusiontegra

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    skiedfrillet your parents still have their bichon? Had to put my 15yo down last year.
     
  15. bertwing

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  16. Daniel Ocean

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  17. Funshot Residue

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    Yeah who would like something like this?
     
  18. OZ2

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    Came home for lunch today and my Sheltie did her normal batshit crazy dance and ran to my wife to alert her I’m home before coming back and barking and doing this sideways waddle of happiness to see me after all of 5 hours.

    Our terrier-dachshund mix greeted me with tail wagging in an old lady way of asking for a pet and ‘hi dad, glad you are home.’

    This happens everyday and for a moment everyday, no matter how shitty, I can forget the problems of the world because these two awesome animals have been waiting by the window, while my wife works, waiting for my arrival. It’s the best.
     
  19. OZ2

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    Also, most of the grumpiest assholes in my life don’t like dogs.

    The other who doesn’t is Donald Trump.
     
  20. NDJOECA

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    There are almost no bad dogs, but there are lots of bad dog owners.

    lots of morons who think they are a dog whisperer walking their dogs without leashes down heavily trafficked streets in my neighborhood. They always get annoyed when they run into another dumbass with an unleashed dog.
     
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  21. i am a bammer

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    Your breeder dog sucks, stop taking them to restaurants
     
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  22. Lyrtch

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    dogs are fine

    like to travel too much to own one
     
  23. NDJOECA

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    some dipshit brought a Great Dane into an indoor bar I was at a few week’s ago.
     
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  24. Butthead

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    portland is very "dog friendly," ie lots of bad owner behavior
     
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  25. NDJOECA

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    Lots of people riding bikes with one hand holding a leash connected to an 80lb dog in the other.
     
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  26. Fran Tarkenton

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    I do this all the time in the winter; only if its a bar with no food service.

    But I also fly with my dog, etc. Just took him to Georgia's stadium saturday too. Its not like he barks or bites.
     
  27. NDJOECA

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    This dog was so big it impeded foot traffic to and from the bar (small bar), dogs in bars are fine if you use common sense.
     
  28. Odin

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    this exactly. there's a lot of freedom sacrificed for pets.
     
  29. glimmer

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    best lil dude in the world. no slander allowed.

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  30. undrtow

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    You’re really missing out on how much better the board can be
     
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  31. racer

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    Corgi gang
     
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  32. oldberg

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    Getting one honestly makes you feels different. This a person without kids
     
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  33. oldberg

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    Btw I have a high energy dog and fuck that ever again
     
  34. Capstone 88

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  35. racer

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    I know a variety of people who can/will take my dog for a few days to a few weeks. I do not know many people I can leave a child with like that.
     
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  36. Lyrtch

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    disagree
     
  37. Redav

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    Have had dogs and cats. Like both. I agree you sacrifice a good bit of your time/freedom for them which is part of why I don't have either now
     
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  38. ned's head

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    I'm sure fun cats exist, but I unfortunately haven't met any. Probably have met 100 awesome pups though
     
  39. b0ne5

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    The amount of weird circle-jerking about dogs in here is the worst. Been saying it for years.
     
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  40. i am a bammer

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    I love dogs but the way people bring theirs everywhere and pamper them is psychotic and annoying.
     
  41. Funshot Residue

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    Just for OP I have a new avatar after several years of anonymous posting.
     
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  42. Mr Mortisay

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    I would give away these awful animals but who would even want them?

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  43. fuxstockings

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    Where I'm from there are no dog Americans. There are no cat Americans. There are only Americans by god.

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  44. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    You know something OP, yo dogs suck!
     
  45. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    That dog’s coat looks extremely petable
     
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  46. fuxstockings

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    Oh yeah. His coat is super short but he's ridiculously soft. I honestly don't understand how it's possible. Would definitely recommend petting.
     
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