Yo Dogs Suck

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  1. Sanjuro

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    My girlfriend is a vet so we work off a license. We are the only ones in the county to work with them. So if they don’t come to us they usually get put to sleep.
     
  2. Jimmy the Saint

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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    if you have to ask you can’t afford it
     
  4. bigred77

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    Thank God

    Round here we shoot coons with a .22
     
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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    This guy is a real asshole wanting to keep me company when my family is out of town. Being all unselfish with his loyalty and love. Hangs out with me when I’m sad. Kicks it with when I’m happy, I can’t stand when he just wants to be around me when I’m having a few grilling or watching a sports game.

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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    this sounds horrible coming from someone from tejas imo
     
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  7. bigred77

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    Well, I have chickens
    Raccoons like to eat chickens
    Therefore raccoons gotta go away
     
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  8. Bruce Bowen

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    Looking out for OP to merk his ass
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  9. Sanjuro

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    When they attack the chickens, that’s when they get taken to the park. This one just waits for the chickens to lay eggs and takes them warm.
     
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  10. Emma

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    Dogs don't suck, op
     
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  11. The Milkman

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  12. Seavie

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    Was this guy OP's dad?

     
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  13. Barves2125

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  14. Handcuffed

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  15. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Didn’t plan on crying this early, but here we are.
     
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  16. Fran Tarkenton

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  17. Henry Blake

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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    I always think about this thread on days like today. My family is gone all day today and I’m dealing with some shit. Guess who is stuck to my hip today? These two assholes. For some they feel my pain and don’t want me to be alone. I mean wtf how big of an asshole do you have to be to feel someone is dealing with shit and not want them to be alone and give them your unconditional love and support.

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  19. 40wwttamgib

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    I’ve never been more convinced op is a serial killer.
     
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  20. Fran Tarkenton

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    we need to do a bully play date
     
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  21. ned's head

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    We had to sit for my BIL while they were showing their house. I hated that asshole. She would whine every morning at 4, she'd never get out of my face, and she was the clingiest thing I've ever seen. They day she left was a top 5 day of the year for me

    just kidding, it was a fucking cat
     
  22. b0ne5

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    My cats do all the same things and don’t smell like shit or slobber all over everything. Dogs are great for a lot of people. And they have a million great qualities. But cats > dogs 100 out of 100 for me.
     
  23. Joe Withabee

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    Classic case of Toxoplasmosis
     
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  24. Whammy

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    I love both!

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  25. Boo MFer!

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  26. Tiffin

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    The myth that cats don't smell is hilarious considering most let them piss and shit in the house.
     
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  27. Whammy

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    Lol we just threw my buddy and his fiancée an engagement party, got cleaned out and those are the leftovers

    Will take an updated pic when I get home
     
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  28. cutig

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    Walk in someone's house and you can tell pretty quickly if they have cats because of the smell. Also dogs because the happy assholes are all over you
     
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  29. Redav

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    I like dogs and cats. They're very different animals obviously though.
     
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  30. two

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    I did meet two Maine coons this weekend that were 20+ lbs each

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  31. repoocs

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    Maine coons are the dogs of the cat world.
     
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  32. Boo MFer!

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    Look at this handsome, long-legged son of a bitch. Man, he sucks so bad. :rolleyes:

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  33. dump

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    Well yeah he’s a doodle
     
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  34. Boo MFer!

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    Dump, pls.
     
  35. HotMic

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  36. Clown Baby

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    My dog has bad knees and she’s recovering from her second surgery to fix her luxating patella.

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  37. 40wwttamgib

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    man who the fuck hates dogs? op is good peoples but this is a bridge too far.
     
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  38. Henry Blake

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  39. Henry Blake

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  40. Boo MFer!

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    Look at this miserable son of a bitch. Such a loathsome creature with nothing to give.

     
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  41. GrizzliesDrew

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    This sophisticated lady thinks OP is crazy.

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  42. HotMic

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    GET A JOB YOU LAZY BASTARD

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  43. poor paul

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    Little jerks at their “camp”

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  44. 40wwttamgib

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    This thread will never not bother me. Outside of Donald trump who doesn’t like dogs?
     
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  45. repoocs

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  46. Boo MFer!

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    I’m really getting sick and tired of this loathsome creature staring at me with those eyes!

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  47. repoocs

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    How do you put up with that level of disrespect? I'm not sure I'd sleep at night for fear of him ripping my throat out.
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

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    The worst part is the son of a bitch is so loyal that he lays on my feet while I’m working! Sometimes he even jumps up gives me an actual hug. It’s awful.
     
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