Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

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  1. Baron

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  2. Irush

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    100% garbage
     
  3. southside

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    Still just as disgusted 7 years later at the thought of trying it
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    The thread title is, uh, something
     
  5. Baron

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  6. Clown Baby

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    My love language is violent diarrhea that let’s her off the hook for sex on my birthday. Thanks, Skyline!
     
  7. Baron

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  8. val venis

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    Between Skyline and Popeyes for me today
     
  9. Tobias

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    i tried skyline this weekend
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    And you were just discharged from the hospital?
     
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  11. Todd Bonzales

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    They don’t usually admit you for the “four hour erection”, so I’m guessing yes.
     
  12. BuckeyeRiot

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    It’s habanero cheese season.
     
  13. Tobias

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    it is with the heaviest of hearts that i must announce that i actually enjoyed what i ate

    i will contacting an assisted suicide organization at my earliest convenience to make arrangements for myself
     
  14. HotMic

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  15. Tobias

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    got a four way on my way home from cincy right beside the depressing campus of northern kentucky university

    had it when i got home and it looked like garbage but one simple reheat in the microwave and i was good to go

    my family has disowned me
     
  16. BuckeyeRiot

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    You leave devine, me and marcus out of this
     
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  18. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    The habanero cheese is year round now. I'm actually not a fan of it :warn: prefer the regular cheese with copious amounts of hot sauce.
     
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  19. BuckeyeRiot

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    You’re voted off the island.
     
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    Local Skyline Chili fan has completed his goal of eating 1,000 coneys in a year


    https://www.cincinnati.com/story/ne...ating-1-000-chili-coneys-one-year/2640580001/

    "An Ohio Man Ate 400 Skyline Chili Coney Dogs This Year and is Somehow Still Alive."

    This headline inspired Kaple to eat at least twice as many coneys in a year. He settled on trying to eat 1,000 coneys by Dec. 31, 2019.

    On Dec. 15, he ate his 1,000th coney.

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    "I wanted to put to rest the idea that you could die from eating coneys," Kaple said.

    Kaple grew up in Norwalk, Ohio – a city between Cleveland and Toledo – but ended up graduating from Xavier University, like his dad and brother.

    "Even though we didn't live in Cincinnati, the Cincinnati heritage was ingrained in me and my family," he said.

    To complete his goal of eating 1,000 coneys, he has tried to eat at least 80 per month. In a good month, he ate 100.



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    September 17
    4 coneys consumed
    753 overall
    106 days left
    Ahead of schedule by 54
    September count: 44
    September pace: 2.5#1kconeychallenge #skylinechili #skylinetime @Skyline_Chili
    Is it time to start counting down on my twitter handle?

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    Ahead of schedule by 55
    September count: 48
    September pace: 2.6#1kconeychallenge #skylinechili #skylinetime @Skyline_Chili
    The Countdown has started.

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    Kaple has kept track of his journey on Twitter under the handle @1kconey. He posts pictures of the coneys he eats and uses the account to help him keep track of how many he's had. Even Skyline officials have followed along, sending Kaple swag occasionally for days such as, "National Coney Day."

    His family and friends have all been supportive, except his girlfriend.

    "I didn't get her approval before I did it, but she's finally coming around," Kaple said. "As punishment, next year we are running 1,000 miles. Not my choice."


    Kaple says he has not seen a noticeable physical change, even though he doesn't exercise.

    Skyline Chili isn't the only Cincinnati Chili that Kaple loves.


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    "Blue Ash Chili is my favorite because of the fried jalapenos. They completely change the flavor profile of a coney," Kaple said. "Pleasant Ridge Chili has some insane menu items, and it's open until 4 a.m.

    "I'll keep eating coneys after this is over. Not at the rate I have been, but maybe once or twice a week."

    Kaple estimates that he's spent at least $2,300 at Skyline in the past year.

    Said Kaple: "It was money well-spent."
     
  22. Constant

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    Skyline is a taste treat, but anyone who eats 3 coney dogs a day for a year should be dead, cinnamon or not.
     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Anyone who eats 3 or more coneys a day is in fact dead on the inside.
     
  24. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    He said he didn't notice any weight gain during the last year
    He was already fat
     
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  25. Goose

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    I had a coney (no onion) on Saturday when I was drunk during Santacon
     
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  26. Joe_Pesci

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    "I wanted to put to rest the idea that you could die from eating coneys," Kaple said.

    :pffft:
     
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  27. BuckeyeRiot

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    My last purchase included a box of crackers that I proceeded to finish off in one sitting.
     
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  28. BuckeyeRiot

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    Also if you don’t habanero cheese on your chilito, fuck your mother.
     
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  29. Constant

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  30. BuckeyeRiot

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    Not the ED that Constant is use to.
     
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  31. Constant

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    I have a pill to handle either.
     
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  32. 941Gator

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    Hot dogs are around 330 cals. If these are 600 each then he was only eating 1800. He could potentially lose weight if that was all he was eating (didn’t read).
     
  33. tjsblue

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    Go look at the sodium in a skyline coney. 840mg and 350 calories. A thanks for making me look up skyline nutrition facts.
     
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  34. 941Gator

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    Coney as in the whole deal (bun, cheese, dog, etc)? If so, then my weight loss point stands. The coney diet is in!
     
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  35. tjsblue

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    Yeah. Three is essentially one meal though. No way you could sustain on that.
     
  36. 941Gator

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    350 doesn’t sound right either. What is on the coney?
     
  37. tjsblue

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    Cheese onions mustard. It’s on their website.
     
  38. Goose

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    The coneys are really small

    it’s not a full sized hot dog/bun. It’s maybe 2/3 the size of a regular hot dog
     
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    Speaking of habanero cheese, you boys ever do a Hot Mett?

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  40. 941Gator

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    Sriracha instead of ketchup yes
     
  41. Baron

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  42. Mr Bulldops

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    What he really wants; exploding asshole
     
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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Is Mellow Yellow the official drink of skyline because if so that’s about as much Ohio as I can take in one day?
     
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  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Nah that’s a Red Bull and vodka to wash down the dogs with so he can make it back with the sled home safe”
     
  45. Baron

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    That’d be a Mountain Dew. Skyline serves Pepsi products.
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh my bad. Didn’t mean to sully the good name of skyline with mellow yellow. 3 shitty coneys with a Mountain Dew sounds much better
     
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  47. tjsblue

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    Maybe try a little less hoss.
     
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  48. Goose

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    someone add skyline into this
     
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  50. Baron

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