Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

Creed playing here tonight.

 

Now on DoorDash

 

You can also all bet your ass that I just ordered 3 coneys

 

Sounds more like you bet your own ass

 

No. Love both. Not together.

 

Headed to get some Coneys as we speak

 

what in the actual fuck

 

Graters is absolutely the GOAT ice cream and skyline is obviously amazing. I’m not sure how I feel about this but I’m 100% trying it if real.

 

From Kroger’s website:

A daring fusion of flavors in a Cincy chili-flavored ice cream: the creamy ice cream is infused with a warm chili spices. Swirled throughout are crunchy oyster crackers and shreds of cheese that provide a tangy contrast to the sweet treat. This unconventional union offers a bold, adventurous taste experience that combines zesty ice cream with crunchy elements in every bite.Still family owned since 1870, Graeter's is the last ice cream still crafted in French Pots, 2 ½ gallons at a time.

https://www.kroger.com/p/graeter-s-skyline-chili-ice-cream-pint/0073149304150

 

It’s like they decided to explain how much Ohio sucks by mixing its flavors all in one ice cream.

 

You live in Florida

 

And when they make a cocaine and sunscreen flavored ice cream, I invite you to make fun of it, too.

 

Every time I drive past his house dark thoughts come into my mind

 

One of our beat writers.

 

Why would you willingly give that up to move to alabama

 

.

 

Yeah, just give up while still in Ohio, you don’t need to move so you don’t have to eat garbage

 

that's going to be a no for me

 

I have full trust in the GOAT Ice Cream. It’s gonna be incredible.

 

Am I crazy or did Graeters not do this last year or a few years ago?

 

This is why I'll at least try it. I trust Graeters. If it doesn't work, back to one of the other flavors.

Skyline has a sweetness to it. I could see it working.

 

There was a tease/leak last year when it showed up as an unavailable item in the Kroger app or something like that. Neither Graeters or Skyline ever said anything.

I'm guessing it was orchestrated to get the rumor mill flowing or as a covert means of market research before moving forward with the release.

 

I will try it.

 

Boldly Bearcat is my all time favorite ice cream. That shit is dangerous.

 

First ice cream to give you explosive diarrhea even if you're not lactose intolerant? Would eat.

 

Supposedly tastes like pumpkin pie. Haven’t tried it yet though, will report back when I do.

 

They can’t keep the ice cream on the shelves, it’s selling too fast. Chili ice cream sold out.

 

Mariemont Kroger was sold out of it this morning. Got the usual black raspberry chip instead

 

have you ever had the buckeye one?

 

I am allergic to buckeye blitz

 

the peanut butter?

 

I honestly don't remember what is in it because I just know that I'm allergic. I am allergic to peanuts and tree nuts so if peanut butter is in it, then yes.

 

yeah there’s PB.

 

The ice cream is actually delicious. Tip- have extra oyster crackers handy and put one on each spoonful...even with the crackers in the ice cream.

 

The ice cream is actually pretty good. Obviously prefer many other flavors but they did a great job. Anxiously awaiting the Jeni's x Adriaticos collab.

 

You really can't go wrong with any Graeter's flavor. Boldly Bearcat is a great one.. Oreos and the oversized chocolate chip pieces. So good.

 

GOAT ice cream

 

I just threw up

 

He’s got a point. Frozen skyline sucks but if it’s all you got, it’s all you got.