Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

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  1. pez

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    Right, the people that invented Fritos and the Frito Pie have been calling it the wrong thing

    Corn chips are a more natural fit I think, but I'm sure it's fine on spaghetti. I'm more offended by the mound of cheese
     
  2. devine

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    On behalf of a non-biased opinion, I can say skyline is average. Did I enjoy it? Yeah. Would I eat it again? Sure. Is it something everyone needs to eat at some point in their lives? No
     
  3. CraigAnne Conway

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    Offended by cheese?


    Omg gay
     
  4. Bo Pelinis

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    And guilt by association with Iowa? Ohio borders West Virginia.
     
  5. Duval

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    I'm sure this sounded more intelligent in your head.
     
  6. Blane

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    idk man what's the point of putting dressing on your salad?
     
  7. CraigAnne Conway

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    marcus you and I need a skyline date to the mayfield skyline next time I'm working up in Shitland
     
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  8. CraigAnne Conway

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    Right. Which is why we know so much about Meth
     
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  9. pez

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    Not cheese in general but the three pounds that appear to be on it in those pictures.
     
  10. skiedfrillet

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    lettuce usually sucks by itself, whereas good chili doesn't suck by itself. your argument is bad
     
  11. Todd Bonzales

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    Technically Lyndhurst, but done and done and done.
     
  12. Bo Pelinis

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    Ah. They're your Missouri to our Nebraska.
     
  13. Blane

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    argument is only bad if you think of it as regular chili that you might eat as a meal/soup. as everyone has said ad nausea, that's not what it is.
     
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  14. MoJo

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    For starters, much like cheese in normal chili, it should be used as a complement; I wouldn't want my salad swimming in a bowl of ranch dressing either...
     
  15. Sanchez

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    team walking taco. That's what is was called on the roach coaches in Cali and AZ.
     
  16. skiedfrillet

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    why call it something it's not then
     
  17. Blane

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    well there's your mistake. it's not normal chili. it's just a delicious and unique condiment/sauce.
     
  18. Blane

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    idk man you'll have to ask skyline, never something that bothered me while i'm eating
     
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  19. Duval

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    bravo if intentional.

    if not, you're a dumbass.
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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  21. BrickTamland

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    damn you, wasn't fast enough
     
  22. oldberg

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    i would eat that
     
  23. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    why so much cheese?
     
  24. Jake Barnes

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    Probably because the chili isn't that good. :idk:
     
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  25. BuckeyeRiot

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    As far as the cheese goes, if you get it to go they give you a separate baggie of cheese and you can apply as much or as little as you want.
     
  26. ~ taylor ~

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    Team Walking Taco.

    Had a friend who worked at Frito-Lay, so she'd bring up a big box of Frito bags to one tailgate a year and we'd have walking tacos. She never mentioned them being "Frito Pies."

    And seriously, which one of you just doctored the Wiki definition of frito pie?

     
  27. ~ taylor ~

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    You mean the chili sauce. marcus insists on the distinction.
     
  28. MoJo

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    Fine with me, I'm not going to argue...I've never even had it, so what do I know...:idk:
     
  29. I <3 bama cock

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    you wouldn't know good food if it came up and slapped you.
     
  30. I <3 bama cock

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    ok now that devine has weighed in I think we can finally put this debate to rest
     
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  31. oldberg

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    well that was uncalled for
     
  32. Todd Bonzales

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    I seem to be annoying you and I apologize for that. Just trying to clarify things.
     
  33. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm not annoyed at all. My "edited" post above meant that I ended my origin post to refer to chili sauce instead of chli. My last post was to poke fun at you for that exchange. I'm using this thread as a pleasant diversion while I do my work in a half-assed manner - if it annoys me I probably need to find another diversion.
     
  34. OopsPowSurprise

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    marcus

    i've tried it with chili cheese fritos, not a fan it throws off the chili flavor

    oh and team no sour cream on anything. you want something that's legit, put avocado slices on top of your chili, does the same thing and tastes better
     
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  35. Todd Bonzales

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    Oh, okay man.
     
  36. Todd Bonzales

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    Ah, alright. Not sure why you feel the need to poke fun, but do what you gotta do.
     
  37. Fusiontegra

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    Stop trying to church up fucking chili.

    Chili, spoon, Saltines crackers.
     
  38. Bo Pelinis

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    Now that's something I could get on board with. Will try.
     
  39. Van Earl Right

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    I've already let it be known that I think this stuff tastes like crap. Can't stand the taste of the chili. But to be fair, these pics are overstating the cheese. It's the finely shredded stuff and they fluff it all up. When the cheese melts down a little it doesn't look so overwhelming. I was begging for more cheese. Anything to cover that god-awful, cinnamon chili taste
     
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  40. gamecockdoc

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    Hank Hill's wife Peggy makes a great Frito pie
     
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  41. MoJo

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    New information has come to light; chili, cinnamon, spaghetti, pound of cheese... clearly this is an post-bender concoction that's jumped the shark in Cincinnati, and they're the only ones not in on the joke...
     
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  42. gamecockdoc

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    it really does sound so awful
     
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  43. CraigAnne Conway

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    For chili soup, yes.

    This thread has nothing to do with chili soup.
    Not sure why you southerners are having so much trouble understanding this.
     
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  44. OopsPowSurprise

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    what the fuck is chili soup
     
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  46. CraigAnne Conway

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    How the fuck do you not know what chili soup is?
     
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  47. OopsPowSurprise

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    what is the distinction between chili and chili soup

    i usually just call all of them chili
     
  48. gamecockdoc

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    b/c there is chili.....and then there is soup.....

    that is like saying that I am going to go walk my

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  49. gamecockdoc

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