Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

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  3. Goose

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    Team walking taco

    Team if you eat a walking taco outside some sort of carnival/fair you're white trash

    Team if you attend some sort carnival/fair in the first place you are probably white trash
     
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  4. Biggunz

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    I guess tandn's thread makes me think TMB has a more refined palette than reality. Putting chili on pasta is a terrible thing to do to both good chili and good pasta. However, we clearly have neither in this case, because Ohio. Therefore, carry on.
     
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  5. Todd Bonzales

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    I don't know, have you ever tried it?
     
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    this fucking thread
     
  7. CraigAnne Conway

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    Chili soup you eat as a soup. as in a bowl with a spoon.
    Chili sauce is more of a condiment used on other things like hot dogs, or pasta

    This really isn't rocket surgery.
     
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    omg gay
     
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  9. Earn_Marks

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    Non-tards can walk AND eat a taco... :twocents:
     
  10. Biggunz

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    Have I ever tried cinnamon-flavored chili product on top of mushy pasta, all topped with half a bag of pre-shredded cheese? No. I'm sure it's tasty, but not something I would do to either good pasta or good chili.
     
  11. Todd Bonzales

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    I meant have you ever made it yourself with homemade ingredients. Not really a big deal, just unaware how one is able to judge something without having first hand experience
     
  12. I CANE on her face

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    Lets just google chili then

    http://www.google.com/search?q=chili&rlz=1C1CHMO_enUS501US501&sugexp=chrome,mod=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=_QvJUJzSA8W60AHgm4HIAw&biw=1517&bih=741&sei=WAzJULnrDqXV0gHY-YCoDw

    Oh, chili sauce you say?

    Sriracha is the first reply... What is this weird poop sauce you are putting on spaghetti
    http://www.google.com/search?q=chili sauce&hl=en&tbo=d&rlz=1C1CHMO_enUS501US501&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=KgzJUO7UNoS60AHivoHYDg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAA&biw=1517&bih=741
     
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    Why not?
     
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    None of those pictures show a bowl of soup, and second row is a picture of chili dogs.

    What is your point?
     
  15. HotMic

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    Skyline and Goldstar are both outstanding
     
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    Ohio posters are michigan mad itt.

    Why are you ohio guys so angry?
     
  17. Dirty Ears Bill

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    I've only seen chili on noodles once in my life and I think that was at a Steak and Shake. I was like 12 but I remember thinking it wasn't bad.

    Chili with Fritos or crackers in it has always been the norm for me.
     
  18. Biggunz

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    Because I want to neither overwhelm pasta nor dilute good chili.

    There is already a perfect starch compliment to chili. It's called cornbread.
     
  19. Jake Barnes

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    I'm still surprised that marcus has never heard of chili with rice.

    Surely there are people other than BlazingRebel, Scorsese and myself who do that? Thought it was fairly common, tbh.
     
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  20. HOOSINSC

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    my nigga. i make chili basically so i have an excuse to eat frito's.
     
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  21. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Anyone eating walking tacos with fritos instead of doritos is doing it wrong.

    /spenttoomuchtimeatyouthbaseballtournaments
     
  22. miles

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    You know

    Chili soup, Chicken meat, Carrot Vegetable etc
     
  23. CraigAnne Conway

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    Well go ahead and try it sometime, and we will validate your opinion for you. Thanks
     
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    I've never heard of it... but It doesn't sound bad... is it just plain white rice?
     
  25. og

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    I really want to try some skyline so I could at least have an opinion
     
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  26. Jake Barnes

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    Yeah, just white grain race topped with chili, shredded cheddar and some cayenne pepper on top. Nothing too fancy, but hearty and filling.
     
  27. CraigAnne Conway

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    I see no reason that this would not be good.
     
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    I'm, glad you don't claim to have an opinion without trying it like a lot of these hilljacks.
     
  29. Goose

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    I'll take you. My treat
     
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    I've heard it called both a Frito Pie and Walking Taco in Nebraska.
     
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    UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  32. og

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    dont knock it till you try it... also the frozen dinner variety definitely isnt legit at all

    you know what goose if I ever return to cincinnati why dont we do this and fuck afterwards for the hell of it
     
  33. Jake Barnes

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  34. Constant

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    Jesus, this thread. How on Earth can someone be a chili snob? If I never ate something because it might give me the shits, there are a lot of great things I would have never eaten.

    I am as scornful of Ohio as the next guy. But Skyline Chili is delicious. I've made it myself to verify this. The cocoa/cinnamon is unusual, and if you've tried it and didn't like it, that's fine. If you've never tried it, stfu until you have some basis for an opinion.

    Fritos and chili is also delicious. I've only tried it in the "frito pie" style, but pouring that shit in a small frito bag and eating it with a spoon sounds pretty solid to me, and excellent for a tailgate.Call it whatever you want.

    Rice and chili is a new one for me. But it works with gumbo, so why not chili? Put me on the willing to try list.

    Some very close-minded fucks ITT.
     
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  35. Goose

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    I am fully torqued right now
     
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  36. Goose

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    Nm
     
    #186 Goose, Dec 12, 2012
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  37. Constant

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    I think me and goose just had a moment.

    And then he went and fucked og.
     
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    Don't forget who it was that got you to watch Sherlock. :awesomeface:
     
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    This honestly is probably the best post in this thread by a long shot.
     
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  40. Constant

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    :respek:
     
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  41. skeezy

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    What's your piggy bank up to now?
     
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  42. skeezy

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    I like cheese as well
     
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  43. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'm going to be down in Cincy for the Bengals/Ravens game on the 30th... perhaps I should come early and goose Pelican and myself should go to Camp Washington Chili?
     
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  44. Goose

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    We could take pictures of ourselves eating it then post it on the board
     
  45. CraigAnne Conway

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    oh fuck yeah!
     
  46. Todd Bonzales

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    Fair enough. It doesn't really have the effect that you're describing, it just makes a whole new dish all together.
     
  47. Todd Bonzales

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    I wouldn't say anyone is mad or angry, just confused by some of the comments.
     
  48. Biggunz

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    Perhaps you lack context. Terrible mainboarder Farva has claimed on multiple occasions the vast superiority of skyline chili to any other. Now, you want to argue that this dish is tasty....fine. No argument. De gustibus non est disputandum.

    However, when compared against the finest of such dishes, this one has some obvious flaws. Before you cry "snob," understand that judging the finest of examples inherently includes a certain measure of snobbery. There is a reason the rest of the country does not pair chili with pasta, nor include a disproportionately huge pile of cheese on top. Does this result in a satisfying dish? I cannot question that it does....but claiming it is the height of chili is like claiming a mustang is the height of sports cars.

    My personal preference for starch with chili would be a good cornbread, tortillas, or even corn chips. Lets face it - the pasta in this dish, like rice in another suggestion, is really just filler. I'd prefer the filler add some flavor, but that's just the snob in me talking.

    I wonder how many of you open-minded souls have truly appreciated the experience of a well-made pasta dish or even a jalapeño corn bread.
     
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  49. Todd Bonzales

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    I don't think I remember Farva ever saying that Skyline was the peak of chili, he just defended it vigorously against people who always say how disgusting it is, even though almost all of them never tried it(not talking about you, obviously).

    As far as pasta goes, I've grown up on it, worked in two Italian restaurants, and eaten plenty myself as an adult. Skyline is just a different meal. You can't really compare it to standard dishes like those. Is it high quality? No, of course not. It's just a high fat, flavorful meal that you eat from time to time, for me usually during bad hangovers.
     
  50. 941Gator

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    Does it have a pumpkin hint to it? I believe this chick from Cincy made it and I liked it. Could see it going on hot dogs and fries, nothing else. nothing.