Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

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  1. Clown Baby

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    I don’t know about the guy or girl taking your order, but whoever cleans the Skyline bathroom doesn’t deserve $15 an hour, they deserve $150k a year
     
    #401 Clown Baby, Oct 21, 2019
  2. southlick

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    Give me all the onions.
     
    #402 southlick, Oct 21, 2019
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  3. rodmansrage

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    goddamn, imagine the smell of that press box midway through the fourth.
     
    #403 rodmansrage, Oct 21, 2019
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  4. tjsblue

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    I order all the ways mentioned and skyway for reasons.
     
    #404 tjsblue, Oct 21, 2019
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  5. Goose

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    Thread inspired me to pickup a coney (no onion) on my way home. RIP my toilet later!! LOL!

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    #405 Goose, Oct 21, 2019
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  6. 941Gator

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    bad start. missed my fcking exit almost got pushed into Tampa. this Ohio beef poop better be worth it. At light....getting close now.

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    #406 941Gator, Oct 21, 2019
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  7. herb.burdette

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    LOL Ohio!
     
    #407 herb.burdette, Oct 21, 2019
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  8. 941Gator

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    What do we have here? Like an actual restaurant not just a counter? I’m excited

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    #408 941Gator, Oct 21, 2019
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  9. tjsblue

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    You aren’t going to like it and we don’t care.
    They have beer? I’ve never seen beer at a Skyline. FL doing things right.
     
    #409 tjsblue, Oct 21, 2019
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  10. Pelican

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    I care.
     
    #410 Pelican, Oct 21, 2019
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  11. 941Gator

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    Just now sitting down. Guy walking out same time dated a girl I know. just had to endure his entire story on the breakup. Really killed my momentum. thinking I should have drove to Ohio at this point. tjsblue being a negative Nancy for no reason ITT.

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    #411 941Gator, Oct 21, 2019
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  12. Todd Bonzales

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    Get the four way, get the coneys, get everything.
     
    #412 Todd Bonzales, Oct 21, 2019
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  13. tjsblue

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    Take all the cheese.
    Tell the racist joke. (They serve crackers first).
     
    #413 tjsblue, Oct 21, 2019
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  14. 941Gator

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    Pepsi products, I support that. Table next to me isn’t eating anymore. just staring at me. Not happy I took that picture. Everyone in here seems nice/polite but also suicidal. It really is like Ohio!
     
    #414 941Gator, Oct 21, 2019
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  15. 941Gator

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    One cheese coney no onions and one small 3-way (spaghetti?)

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    #415 941Gator, Oct 21, 2019
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  16. tjsblue

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    Extra sloppy. Very nice. Did you get crackers? Are you going to use hot sauce? I’m excited.
    Small? But why?
     
    #416 tjsblue, Oct 21, 2019
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  17. Pelican

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    ONE coney? Are you a four-year old? :bang:
     
    #417 Pelican, Oct 21, 2019
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  18. 941Gator

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    I’m going hot sauce on both items fella’s?? Probably just 3-way

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    #418 941Gator, Oct 21, 2019
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  19. Pelican

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    I suppose the three-way somewhat makes up for the lack of coneys.
     
    #419 Pelican, Oct 21, 2019
  20. Pelican

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    I’m not a huge hot sauce guy. I really only use it for the crackers.
     
    #420 Pelican, Oct 21, 2019
  21. 941Gator

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    I was anticipating a monster dog.
     
    #421 941Gator, Oct 21, 2019
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  22. El Tiburon

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    I don’t know what any of this jargon means and it’s upsetting me. What is a three way (I mean other than having a chick’s husband suck the fuck out of your dick)? And what is involved with this Coney brouhaha?
     
    #422 El Tiburon, Oct 21, 2019
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  23. Todd Bonzales

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    Three way is spaghetti + chili sauce + cheese. Four and five way would be adding any combination of beans and/or onions.
     
    #423 Todd Bonzales, Oct 21, 2019
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  24. 941Gator

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    Alright look, my posting history should lend some credibility that I’m not a complete jerk, with that being said, this stuff was awful. It is a specific taste/style. Weak bread, not grilled dogs, chili paste etc. You guys are bad e-friends for even letting me come here. Honestly, a 2 day ban for each of you may be necessary.


    “Did you save room for dessert?” Yeah lady, pour that chili on a bowl of fucking vanilla ice cream. I can’t even leave this place right now because I can’t risk having to shit on the drive home. It’s a full on hostage situation here at Skyline Clearwater.

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    #424 941Gator, Oct 21, 2019
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  25. tjsblue

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    It’s a small?
     
    #425 tjsblue, Oct 21, 2019
  26. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    The Florida vs Ohio battle wages on. You guys really Trojan Horse’d us hard with this place. Well played, fuckers. 5.5/10. Also, Checkers chili dog > Skyline for those wondering.
     
    #426 941Gator, Oct 21, 2019
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  27. tjsblue

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    #427 tjsblue, Oct 21, 2019
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  28. Goose

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    #428 Goose, Oct 21, 2019
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  29. tjsblue

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    I’m putting my son to bed then I’m getting two coneys and watching the Monday night game and I already ate dinner.
     
    #429 tjsblue, Oct 21, 2019
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  30. tjsblue

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    Thats what she said. Boom
     
    #430 tjsblue, Oct 21, 2019
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  31. val venis

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    Did you put hot sauce into your crackers. Also should have patted down your cheese and smothered it with hot sauce. HTH. Glad you liked it
     
    #431 val venis, Oct 21, 2019
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  32. Pelican

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    Sure looks to me like you enjoyed the coney :gfa:
     
    #432 Pelican, Oct 21, 2019
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  33. pianoman

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    The mistake was going to go Skyline.

    Gold Star > Skyline

    and Blue Ash is the best of all Cincinnati chili spots.
     
    #433 pianoman, Oct 21, 2019
  34. Pelican

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    :roll:
     
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  35. pianoman

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    For coneys it's not even close. I haven't eaten any 3-ways, 4-ways etc. in a decade so I can't comment on if Skyline is better for those.
     
    #435 pianoman, Oct 21, 2019
  36. Goose

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    Goldstar is westsider food
     
    #436 Goose, Oct 21, 2019
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  37. val venis

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    :loldog::loldog::loldog:
     
    #437 val venis, Oct 21, 2019
  38. Corch

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    I really wish we had one here : (
     
    #438 Corch, Oct 21, 2019
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  39. bro

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    holy fuck that looks so bad
     
    #439 bro, Oct 21, 2019
  40. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    But enough about your posting history!
     
    #440 devine, Oct 21, 2019
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  41. Lunch787

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    oh my god
     
    #441 Lunch787, Oct 22, 2019
  42. Lunch787

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    Here's a handy map for when you actually do visit Cincinnati and would like to try Cincinnati style chili. Your dead giveaway was calling it "paste" lol

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    #442 Lunch787, Oct 22, 2019
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  43. repoocs

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    God, that looks delicious. You are a lucky man.
     
    #443 repoocs, Oct 22, 2019
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  44. Clown Baby

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    It seems fucking insane to have like 100 chili restaurants in a city of a few hundred thousand
     
    #444 Clown Baby, Oct 22, 2019
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  45. Mr Bulldops

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    Wait, it’s so hard for an Ohioan to believe that skyline is terrible that you are insinuating I must not have actually been in Cincinnati to have tried it?

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    Also with a quick google search:

    Seems a pretty accurate description of what I unfortunately put in my mouth
     
    #445 Mr Bulldops, Oct 22, 2019
  46. TC

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    941gator lost hard
     
    #446 TC, Oct 22, 2019
  47. herb.burdette

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    Cincinnati city limits are small. The metro is 2.3 million.
     
    #447 herb.burdette, Oct 22, 2019
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  48. ButchCassidy

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    Obviously your taste buds are trash. How dare you speak ill of a 3way.
     
    #448 ButchCassidy, Oct 22, 2019
  49. Clown Baby

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    So what you’re saying is there’s still room in the marketplace for me to open up a chili place in Cincy
     
    #449 Clown Baby, Oct 22, 2019
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  50. Baron

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    Wrong. Price Hill Chili, smh.
     
    #450 Baron, Oct 22, 2019
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