You Can Only Pick 2 - Blanket, Mattress, or Pillow

No mattress, easy

 

i already dont use a pillow so i pick that


thanks

 

what the fuck?

 

No pillow

Next question

 

no pillow is the only correct choice.

 

Whoever says no mattress is a psycho

 

I went with blanket but tbh one pillow is worthless. I need 2.

 

Where’s the option for all of the above? Get drunk enough each night and you don’t need any of them

 

All these no blanket idiots just don’t get it. The blanket is a Swiss Army knife in this scenario. The pillow is a garlic press.

 

How so?

 

With a bad back, I would literally not be able to function if in were forced to sleep without a mattress or pillow. No blanket would suck, but it’s the only one I can survive without

 

Pretty simple, no mattress.

 

Bunch it up and use it as a pillow

 

Someone didn’t read the instructions

 

team no pillow

 

This is a stupid game and I refuse to play it

 

I have to have a blankie.

 

Nope

 

Who reads the instructions?

 

Doesn't matter as long as I can still have my propofol

 

This poll is dumb af. I'm getting blanket and mattress and I'm using something for a pillow. Rolled up clothes work if nothing else

 

I’ll take two blankets and trade one to one of you freezing your ass off for your mattress AND pillow.

 

I'm going to bed in a Starter coat

 

As long as I can use my onesie, I guess blanket, but this poll upsets me

 

Could also do a sleeping bag without a mattress pad in a tent. But no way to hardwood or concrete

 

There are nights where I get hot and kick off my comforter and top sheet. I never eschew my pillow or mattress.

 

This will actually injure you over time and cause health problems. It's something people who get drunk and pass out on floors deal with :/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhabdomyolysis

 

Blanket is the choice. I only use a blanket when it's cold, and I can always turn the heat up.

 

I give up all 3 but I’m built different

 

No pillow. I sleep on my stomach and barely use the corner of a pillow on top of my arm anyways so I could easily go without one.

 

All the posters saying no pillow have clearly never bought a My Pillow. Mike knows how to make them, folks.

Sad!

 

I think I could fold my arms and use them to prop up my head pretty easily so I'll go no pillow.

 

Can’t do that here

 

Think that would still violate the rules

 

outrageous

 

Despite your discomfort, I hope your reasons for being there came out OK.

 

I refuse to let this be glossed over. I was unaware that there are non-toddlers that do this.

 

I've been told I was a toddler so you may not be wrong.

 

I too sleep on my stomach

 

I'm kind to Buckeyes as well.

 

younger me: no mattress
current me: no blanket