Your Kansas City Royals: Bad, but good, eventually, probably

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  1. ono

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    Yup
     
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    The guy who’s job is to watch Patrick Mahomes everyday says Staumont is a phenom.....

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  4. TimJimothy

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    Pretty impressive to walk 4.8 batters per 9 and STILL have a 3.67 SO/W ratio.

    And those walks per 9 have improved quite a bit since he's been in the majors; he averaged 7 walks/9 in the minors.
     
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  6. hipsterjoe

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    wut pt. 2

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    Fucking hell. DVR recorded MLB Network but the game is on FSKC. Fiber had been fucking up their guide and the games since the restart.
     
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    So Bubic got the shit hit out of him but then retired 7 straight with 4 Ks?
     
  10. hipsterjoe

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    yes daddy that is correct
     
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    MCBROOM
     
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    This game has been soooo frustrating. Now let’s go win this thing!
     
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  13. hipsterjoe

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    mike “brad pitt in ‘moneyball’” matheny does it again
     
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    same wtf
     
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    Feel like the good guys should have 15 runs
     
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    O’Hearns Rocket up the middle with bases loaded....to end the inning with a double play. Was not cool.
     
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    And that was a 3-1 count? Correct?
     
  18. DirtBall

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    OMG, the worst at bats I’ve ever seen. Wtf
     
  19. hipsterjoe

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    this ump is absolute dog shit
     
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    ROBOT UMPS!!!!
     
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    Fuck off Phillips. What the fuck was that?
     
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  24. TimJimothy

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    C.B. Bucknor has quite the reputation.

    "In 2003 and in 2006, Sports Illustrated surveys of active major league players voted Bucknor as the worst umpire in MLB. In a 2010 ESPN survey of 100 active players, Bucknor was again named the worst umpire in MLB."
     
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    FUCK YOU CC! SIT DOWN BITCH!!!
     
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  26. GoodForAnother

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    I like when they win games
     
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    Damn, game postponed.
     
  28. hipsterjoe

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  29. DirtBall

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    ROBOT FUCKING UMPS!!!
     
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    Junis to the IL

     
  31. hipsterjoe

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    Foster Griffin had tommy john surgery
     
  32. ono

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    I want to know what all the postgame shenanigans were about. The umps were absolutely ass all weekend
     
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    I was watching on delay and accidentally opened Twitter and saw the result while I was watching the 8th so I shut it off. What happened? This season has had some of the worst strike zones I’ve ever seen.
     
  34. JRodMK1

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    From what Joel and Monty were saying I don't know whether the beef was with the umps or with the Twins. I'm sure Soler didn't take Romo's "I just won Game 7 of the World Series" reaction very well after he struck him out to end the game.
     
  35. hipsterjoe

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    it would be tight if soler wasn’t striking out 37 times a game though
     
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    So Brad Keller as the obvious Cy Young favorite? What a world.
     
  39. ono

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    We are apparently the fag capital of it too, so things are looking up in KC.
     
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  40. hipsterjoe

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    wait what
     
  41. Vinegar Strokes

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    I thought that was Portland?
     
  42. hipsterjoe

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  43. ono

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    I mean, Hudler and Phys are absolute dumbasses but I can't imagine even them doing something as awful as that.
     
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  46. TimJimothy

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    I like Trevor Bauer. Wish he would have gone ahead and worn the cleats.
     
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    This doesn’t sound cool

     
  48. ono

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    Gotta be a weird Covid after effect right?

    I did read this is sometimes a side effect of steroids... You'd think he wouldn't have the physique of me if he was on juice.
     
  49. Homo Erectus

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    Doesnt have to be peds. Can also be stress or anything that causes increased cortisol levels. Its most common in grown men though.
     
  50. Andy Reocho

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    I have a bonafide man crush on Josh Staumont
     
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