Your Kansas City Royals: Bawn Journo

Bob can pretend it’s July 32 if he wants this next at bat

 

Nailed it

 

Good Bob

 

Good Vin

 

I wouldn’t be opposed to a lava hot Vinnie running into a dozen dongs this month

 

Holy shit. The Tigers commentary just said here comes perennial World Series champion Will Smith. Is that really a thing?

 

He’s been on the last two winners

 

Did he suck with them as well?

 

He was a liability for the Rangers, for sure. Not as bad for Houston iirc

 

Three iirc

 

Ah right you are, the Braves too

 

The entire MLBN programming this morning is “BWJ is the best player in the game, if you don’t agree you’re a dumb dumb.”

 

The boys will be playing some ball…..on Apple TV. The national can’t help but tune in for Junior

 

We should definitely keep tunneling fastballs against crappy hitters

 

Salvy murdered that ball

 

Whhhhyyyyyy

 

Worked out PTL

 

Fermin has hit Skubal before but were so committed to the bunt

 

WTF was the umpire even looking at. He couldn’t have had a better view.

 

Detroit bullpen imploding.

 

We low key kinda own Skubal too, it’s nice

 

Haha Sal mic’d up is great.

 

9 hits in a row.

 

It’s been a few days but HUD cumming in his pants before Junior makes contact is the best

 

OOOHHHHHHHHHHH

 

I was playing with some stats and I would actually try Renfroe at lead off. Since June 1 he’s got a .400+ OBP IIRC. Not speedy but enough wheels he won’t keep Bobby out of doubles/triples by not being able to go another 90.

 

Ump is on one already

 

Needed ya there Hunter

 

Some really bad ABs today. Usually this is when we somehow put together a 6 run inning.

 

Pasquatch!

 

De Jong more like De Dong!

 

This Harvey guy blows

 

Get this loser out of there

 

Is Bubic not available?

 

All those hits with 2 strike counts, tight

 

Bobby robbed :(

 

Two strike hits, so brutal

 

Fucking hell

 

That was an amazing slide.

 

Rolling McArthur out there, congrats Vinegar Strokes

 

Will one of these damn relievers quit nibbling with 2 strikes? My god.

 

What a travesty. Pitch Bubic in the 9th and we win, good try Q

 

Or keep him in an extra inning. The second we saw McArthur we all knew it was an L.