Your Kansas City Royals: Bawn Journo

This is painful. Put them out of their misery Bob.

 

Haha that’s the least deserved win I’ve ever seen

 

Robert Jr must have Bobby on his fantasy team

 

#DennyKnew

 

Another stellar game from the #WhiteSux

 

That was so bad by the White Sox that you almost need to question whether it was match fixing.

 

What a guy.

 

Maik leading off. India on the bench. Vinnie DHing and Sal at 1B because Q things.

 

God damnit. As soon as Vinnie stopped at first you knew GIDP was coming. Those 2 mules can be frustrating when the ball ain’t hit far.

 

And just like every other game over there Sal can’t make a pick (who knows if Vinnie does). Luckily they lined out with out #4.

 

Damn. HR in 23 parks. Bob has got 3 meatballs but keeps missing them

 

And then Bob takes him deep with a pitch on his knuckles

 

Isbel had the bad running instincts of a pre schooler. Thank god there aren’t butterflies in the o ur field to distract him.

 

84 pitch limit for Wacha?

 

Can we not Carlos?

 

Three straight hits after no hits in 6 innings

 

And now Estevez is blowing this. Stop pulling the starters just to “make a move”.

 

Holy fuck Bobby

 

That was way too hard

 

But still we Hey Hey Hey

 

The captain coming through

 

Hits for everyone!!!

Spoiler

Except Renfroe, naturally

 

Bob getting 4 hits, 2 steaks, 3 runs, 2 steals, and a curtain call for the kiddos today. What a dude.

 

Is that young wife of his not feeding him?!?

 

Need to get her studying trad wife TikTok till he walks into 4 ribeyes at home every night.

 

Lesky and the Kauffman Corner B crew named this their top 5 trade targets:

Cedrick Mullins
Bryan Reynolds
Lars Nootbaar
Brendan Donovan
Taylor Ward

I’d also kick the tires on Luis Robert Jr. he’s been crap but itd just be a salary dump trade and I could see a Pham-like attitude change coming to a contender with Captain Sal on his ass everyday.

 

Love these

 

Yes, please. Add one of them along with Cags and we are cooking

Lars
Donovan
Reynolds
Mullins
Ward

That'd be my preference. Not sold on Robert. He seems like he just doesn't give a shit

 

No way Renfroe gets to that ball

 

We should stop watching heaters for strike 3

 

Lorenzen deserves some run support, he’s dealing

 

What a bunch of dummies

 

Yuck

 

This stupid asshole. It took a prayer and 2 shit throws for him to be safe at third. Can’t stand him.

 

One of the best hitters on the planet is up next? Let’s get doubled up on two idiotic decisions

 

Thanks ump!

 

These damn fences are going to cost Bobby multiple MVPs

 

Heck of an outing Mike

3 in a row of seven scoreless by a starter should have us winning way more comfortably than we do