Your Kansas City Royals: Jac’n Dongs

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  1. DirtBall

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    Fuck off with this shit Sal
     
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  2. joe-

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    he did it again
     
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  3. football501

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    Launch angles Salvy, launch angles
     
  4. football501

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    Maybe stop throwing down the pipe Wacha
     
  5. DirtBall

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    Glad they got Jac signed up fast.
     
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    Really good inning from the bottom of the order. Unfortunately our lead off hitters up now.
     
  8. DirtBall

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    Bob just needs to try and steal first pitch. These double plays are ridiculous
     
  9. JVP

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    Harvey is concerning.
     
  10. JVP

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    That was a god damn strike. Should be game over.
     
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  11. football501

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    Love that the winning run struck out
     
  12. football501

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    Also demote the General for the closer we haven’t brought in yet
     
  13. football501

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    lol what a trainwreck
     
  14. football501

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    All five of their RBI hits are basically down the middle, maybe don’t throw there fellas
     
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    Really stinks not having a single reliever that can be trusted on a nightly basis. McArthur, Zerpa, and Harvey give up a TON of hard contact - like 15th percentile and worse in exit velo and hard hit% Meanwhile, Stratton is in the 99th percentile for exit velo and 96th percentile for hardhit%. That should be good, right? Not if you're in the 1st percentile in BB% lol
     
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  19. joe-

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    every batted ball during macarthur’s adventure had an exit velo of 100+ and I’ve seen a few experts saying that’s not good
     
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    I personally think Pasquatch is a bit overrated and gets hyped up based on his cool nickname.

    This however is not overrated.

     
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  21. JVP

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    Brady’s throwing some good stuff here.
     
  22. football501

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    And we’re making washed Kyle Hendricks look like Cy Young Kyle Hendricks
     
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    Cubs 3B coach telling Vance to hold his beer
     
  25. football501

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    Frazier coming through for once, nice
     
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    And it was such a dumb blooper

    :roll:

    2nd hit since the ASB and he’s our lead off :facepalm:
     
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    There’s washed Hendricks!
     
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    You won’t see it in the box score, but that inning is because Loftin ran the old dude up to 12 pitches during his AB. He was rolling until Loftin refused to get out.
     
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    Anyone know what Brady’s pitch mix has been tonight? Someone on the radio or a podcast said he embraced being a starter and threw 5 pitches last game.
     
  30. JVP

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    Is a 6 run lead enough to let Will Smith pitch?
     
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    What show did Uncle Rex just give an Emmy to?
     
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    So 6 tertiary pitches tonight? All he needs to do is triple that number and he could be an all star.
     
  33. DirtBall

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    36K+ tonight. Open that check book and sign off on the Crochet, Kopech, Pham trade Mr Sherman. Lock Crochet in for 4 yrs, let Kopech close for the next 2, lock Pham in his own locker room and hit him lead off for the rest of the year. With Crochet locked up there’s no fear in trading Singer for a minor league haul this offseason.
     
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    “The Kansas City Royals, sources tell The Athletic’s Jayson Stark, are targeting one of three right-handed bats — Lane Thomas, Taylor Ward or Luis Rengifo.

    Kansas City pursued Randy Arozarena, but got outbid, and didn’t line up with the Orioles for Hays. A trade for another reliever, to complement the earlier addition of Hunter Harvey, also is possible.”

    Not looking at contracts it seems Rengifo is having the best year out of those 3.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    He’s on a totally different level when at the K.

     
  37. DirtBall

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    Sounds like LAA is trying to sell Carlos Estevez as well. 20 Saves, 3 Blown. 32K/5BB in 34 innings.
     
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    Would take without seeing him throw with that line
     
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    Maikel back to lead off
     
  40. DirtBall

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    There’s goes that plan

     
  41. DirtBall

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    Relievers are going left and right all the sudden.
     
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    Yuck. Control isn’t there so far
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Now that they’re winning I see Illig’s useless ass is back sitting front row. Cut a check for Griezmann ya ahole.
     
  44. football501

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    This inning set up by Freddie wearing Imanaga out
     
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    Same as Loftin yesterday. Couple good ABs from the lower half.
     
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    Hottest hitter on the planet with a RBI opportunity? Let’s screw around and get picked off
     
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    Should DFA him before he gets back to the dugout.
     
  49. DirtBall

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    FIRE ANYONE THAT HAS ANY INPUT ON BASERUNNING
     
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    What the fuck is Rusty Kuntz doing nowadays? He still down in Arizona working with the rookies?
     
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