Your Kansas City Royals: Jac’n Dongs

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  1. football501

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    Great effort Maik
     
  2. DirtBall

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    Mound visits? That’s what finally gets you to bark Q?
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Fucking hell Sal.
     
  4. football501

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    Put Ferm dog in. He’d at least have made contact today
     
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  6. football501

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    Just got under it
     
  7. ono

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    Off a lefty too.

    Boy it would be nice if he wasn't leading off an inning fucking again
     
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    I’m not sure what Canha does here. I only remember him hitting in like the first month of the season
     
  9. football501

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    Love that their half swings are doubles and our rips are right at defenders
     
  10. GoodForAnother

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    Cags has shown some good stuff with that arm so far
     
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    This guy is expanding his zone at the perfect time
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Bench. Him. NOW.
     
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    It’s not hyperbolic to say Sal lost us this game
     
  14. ono

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    Salvy, you got to go
     
  15. football501

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    Would Freddy have prevented that wild pitch?
     
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    Yes. It went over the dish, it wasn’t that wild. He’s been a lazy defender all year.
     
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    Sweet. Bat him 4th.

     
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    Did these dipshits not check the score?

     
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    Zumwalt, GTFO.

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  22. JGator1

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    If he can throw strikes consistently his peak as a starter was mid to upper 90s for 80+ pitches. The problem was you never knew if he'd throw strikes, vividly remember in 2023 going to a bar to daydrink and watch UF-Tennessee, Cags didn't make it outta the first inning literally couldn't find strike zone. IDK where velocity would be at pitching wise now but last 2 starts at UF it ticked down the low 90s.

    I believe he will adjust to big league pitching same way he massively cut down strikeout numbers between sophomore and junior year. Keep the faith, Jac will make things happen he is just different.
     
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    Apologize if clogging up thread (fast forwarded) but probably best game he pitched here, stuff is real at its best.

     
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    I think after this offseason they’ll definitely use him as a bullpen arm. After a few games he already has like 4 of the 15 hardest hit balls by the team. They said his discipline is awful but it’s been fine for me. He’s a gentleman and saving his first big fly for next Tuesday so I can watch it in person.
     
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    Yeah can definitely forsee the type of "come to Jesus" meeting where the chases are addressed in the sense that talent can't 100% carry you in the show. It is pretty incredible how MLB talentworthy pitchers can literally thread a needle with pitches.
     
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    Let’s see if they can not play like a bunch of assholes for one game.
     
  27. football501

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    Early returns say unlikely
     
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    0-2 count? Better throw no where near the zone

    What a joke
     
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    For fucks sake. Very first batter 0-2 then completely avoids the zone for a walk. Why are they all such assholes?
     
  30. football501

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    Should’ve been out of this inning but no, down 2-0
     
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    Assholes. Just completely forget how to compete after 2 strikes or 2 outs.
     
  32. football501

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    Salvy’s best at bat this week
     
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    Another day, another blown scoring opportunity
     
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    lol. Just realized we’re DHing Bob but old ass Sal has to be in the field every day.
     
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    Swept by the white Sox. May be time to hang em up guys.
     
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    Their damn SS makes me think of Sherlock Holmes
     
  37. football501

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    There you go! Discipline gets you dongs
     
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    At least his one hit this week went over the fence!!!
     
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    Thought that was gone from Jac. That ball was smoked.
     
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    Casual 114 exit velocity double
     
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    Great effort Izzy
     
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    good for Salvy. maybe that helps him mentally a bit
     
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    Incredible
     
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    Just the kings of not bringing in prime run chances. 1 and 2 hitters battle to hits on two strikes, let’s just leave em
     
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    Lorenzen just looks cooked from his body language
     
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    He’s an idiotic walk away from a shutout imo
     
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    They have a Rally Penguin. We’re screwed.

     
  48. GoodForAnother

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    9 to 1 hits, 2-2 on the scoreboard :laugh:
     
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    India has been much better recently, much needed
     
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    first RISP hit of the series
     
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