Your Kansas City Royals: Jac’n Dongs

Hey! A pinch runner actually paid off.


(Even though I’m pretty sure Canha has like the 7th fastest sprint speed on the team)

 

Nice hit Maik

 

Maikel!

 

Awful umps. Every single game.

 

Zerpa has been a dude since that melty against the Dodgers I think

 

Pretty good when Q doesn’t bring him in with the bases loaded.

 

Not to objectify him but Cags is going to be very popular with that ass and thigh combo.

 

Nice average bump today. Now for some dingers to start flying

 

His fiancé!?!?!?!? What is up with our stud athletes getting hitched so quick?

 

Thought that grounder would be a tester until I saw the SS was white.

 

Bobby dong!

 

Robert Baseball

 

Throw it in the zone, silver fox

 

Where’d this old ass guy come from?

 

He’s 32 somehow. And refuses to throw this changeup in the zone

 

Back to the retirement home

 

Odds this guy goes yard are about 68%

 

Bob you king

 

Where would we be without Bob?

 

Cripes Carlos, overthrowing like crazy

 

That took a year off my life

 

This freakin team. Can’t make it easy

 

16 hits to 4 and that scenario is horrifying

 

Bobby needs to loan his interview coach to Jac

 

Stay away from the raiders Jac!!!

 

Need him to so we can milk more trade capital from him.

 

Apologies if I'm wrong but assume posts are related. Yeah Dirtball sorry he's taken. With all due respect I would've played pick the sorority sleepover on a nightly basis.

 

BOOOOOOO!!!! Pat, Bob, Jac all getting hitched to their middle school girlfriends at the age of 22. Hell, Kelce stayed single and landed the most popular woman on the planet.

 

But probably better to get with someone before you're super rich and famous, otherwise you'd end up like Bill Belichick or something with some gold digger ruining your life

 

With India heating up I got curious and checked on our old buddy. Singer v Bubic’s savant pages:

 

He’s a big reason we got wins in May because Bob was off. Glad he looks competent again

 

They understood the assignment

 

Also, Massey “to the IL” for Tolbert. They must not like Devanney.

 

Damn. My tickets fell through and there’s a Jac bump for tonight. Seats $140 tonight are $50 tomorrow. So sorry guys, Jac won’t hit a big fly till then.

 

What in the world is Turf Man Trevor doing?

 

4 pitch walk to the leftie before the sluggers come up. THATS the Royals way.

 

Guess it was a bad strategy.

 

Cameron is right in Judge’s immense wheelhouse, rookie and lefty. Gonna have a bad time

 

Whispers…”work with the baserunners as well”

 

Going to 20mph exit velo them to death

 

Good zone Cameron is getting