Your Kansas City Royals: Jac’n Dongs

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    Pat on his 18th Coors
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    That Sal-India-Jac combo aren’t going to run down many of those bloopers. Bermuda Triangle out there.
     
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  3. GoodForAnother

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  4. DirtBall

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    2 strikes 2 outs no one on base, our pitchers nightmare scenario.
     
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  6. football501

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    Welp, welcome to the bigs kid
     
  7. football501

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    Just hate to do the easy thing and end an inning
     
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    Pitching staff and Q are like a bunch a middle school girls before a dance, all they care about is being cute.
     
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  9. DirtBall

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    Fried going all 9?
     
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  10. football501

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    Salvy really making him WORK
     
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    Our strategy of slowly rolling the ball back to the pound in hopes he would twist an ankle fielding them did not work out.
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    GOD DAMNIT TREVOR!!!

     
  13. football501

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    Cameron is gonna have to do something different for his heater, it’s not a Majors level fastball and you can’t last without one
     
  14. football501

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    Sweet zone blue
     
  15. football501

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    12 pitches and 2 runs because the ump sucks ass
     
  16. GoodForAnother

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    giving up 5 runs with 2 outs is a tough day at the office
     
  17. football501

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    3 runs with 3 outs is even tougher
     
  18. GoodForAnother

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  19. DirtBall

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    bump and bump
     
  20. GoodForAnother

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    bro is there a curse out in that part of the field or something
     
  21. football501

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    May need to stop going middle middle Taylor
     
  22. DirtBall

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    What’s Carlton doing?
     
  23. Andy Reocho

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    Don’t call it a comeback.

    :awesomeface:
     
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  24. football501

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    Lynch’s inability to throw strikes is concerning
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Is he worried Fred won’t be able to catch 2 more innings? Why sit Bob (when he’ll bat 2nd) but leave Sal’s old ass out there?
     
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    No pitches in the zone, Salvy strikes out
     
  28. DirtBall

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    As long as he’s in the field for all 1,458 innings, that’s all that matters. Got to get those defensive metric numbers up for HoF campaign I guess.
     
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    Went for a walk to calm down a bit. Listening to Denny and Drew Waters walk up to Linkin Park.
     
  30. GoodForAnother

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    if you thought we were gonna win a game where we started a rookie who’s mostly relied on luck against that lineup idk what to tell you king
     
  31. DirtBall

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    The Royals weren’t the only team that melted down tonight.
     
  32. football501

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    I, for one, am shocked Cole is still hurt

     
  33. DirtBall

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    Life is pain
     
  34. football501

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    I see Bob continues to get the All MLB zone
     
  35. DirtBall

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    Jesus Christ blue. Two completely different zones once again.
     
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  36. football501

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    I see Lance Barrett is just nakedly rooting for the Yankees tonight
     
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  37. football501

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    Another run attributable solely to the guy who can’t see strikes, neat!
     
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    Another pitcher melts down in an inning that should be over. 4 strikes and 4 outs just be fun to play with.

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  39. GoodForAnother

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    bad calls happen, you have to throw good pitches
     
  40. DirtBall

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    There’s no point to even watching when playing these guys. 2 sets of rules every time.

     
  41. GoodForAnother

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    we literally just don’t do anything right
     
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  42. football501

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    We need a lot of things but outfield bats are so weak
     
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  43. football501

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    99 doesn’t matter if it’s piped Steven lol. Other teams have guys that make you pay for that miss
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Hope John Wayne has some ice skates because hell hath frozen over.

     
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    Let's see if Lugo can avoid giving up like 5 jacks in one game. Hopefully a non tiny park will help that but who knows
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Fuuuuuuuuuuck Offfffffffffff
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Would have led to another multirun inning if not for a Vincent webgem. Wish we constantly got to play with 4 strikes.
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    Come the fuck on!!!! I’m about to turn this off again. No point in watching against these guys. Ump just took a run off the board.
     
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  49. football501

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    This is hilarious umping
     
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