Your Kansas City Royals: Please give DirtBall the space he needs at this time

FUXCKING FUCCK

 

There’s a direct correlation between us forgetting how to hit with RISP and these losing streaks

 

Surely we are not going to bottle this and miss the post season.

 

How about just walking him Brady?

 

Welp, put a bow on this one

 

We never had enough players to sustain an injury, just sucks such a good year ruined by that freak play. Also annoying the Tigers and Twins will get our spot. Wouldn’t feel as bad if it weren’t divisional opponents.

 

5 straight innings w RISP, 0-9.

 

Every bloop against us finds grass

 

Q does the same shit that pisses me off. 1 out runners at 1&3 and he brings the infield in instead of playing for the double play. Inning would have been over but who knows how many they score now.

 

This is embarrassing

 

Squad is cooked

 

We all saw it happening the very next day. Everyone with a WAR under 10 goes up trying to hit a 5 run home every time.

 

lol. The hotdog race “tournament of champions” had a World Cup veteran as a participant vs a bunch of sports writers….

 

Did he even touch him!?

 

2-2? Better pipe a fastball

 

Please Bob

 

Boooo

please Salvy

 

Sigh

 

7-16 in the last 23 games

 

It sucks here

 

Interesting

 

So we traded for Harvey, he lost us 5 games, then was out for the year.

 

Did pretty well at the deadline but that is a glaring swing and a miss

 

Let’s go ahead and blow this one open

 

You can’t make this shit up. That’s insane.

 

Also, fuck Vance because no way does Pham get throw out if he sends him. Pathetic.

 

It’s a voodoo curse. No other way to describe that inning. Now the pitcher will retire 16 straight and they’ll win because one of our pitchers launches a slow dribbler into the third row. Such an epic collapse.

 

While this ump gives him dozens of strikes outside the zone

 

Salvy has had a terrible eye in this losing streak

 

Marlins up early luckily. CDot made me laugh.

 

Sounds like Yuli was letting him know his thoughts about the zone.

 

Ragans just doesn’t trust his stuff sometimes or what? Some of these walks are so unnecessary

 

Not sure what Q is thinking here besides desperation

 

Thank god we got thrown out at third. Hell, leave Renfroe in and he’d be home by now.

 

Giving away runs on the base paths is one of our fortes

 

Cover the fucking bag Cole. Watch, he’s going to come around and score now.

 

Or, maybe not

 

Cripes Salvy

 

He actually makes a really good point

 

Thank you for not firing that into CF like i expected

 

Zerpa coming in to hold a tie eh? This can’t go wrong

 

Just tuning in to watch us get walked off.

 

Please find a hit

 

Thank god for Bobby Witt Jr. someone bloop him home.

 

It’s not pinch looker MJ, damn

 

Cripes. Hope you’re missing bats tonight Erceg.

 

Dear God my heart

 

Omg

 

My stomach freaking DROPPED. Didn’t help the sound was a split second ahead for me all day so I heard the contact before I saw the swing. Geesh.