Your Kansas City Royals: Please give DirtBall the space he needs at this time

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    1 is the royalest number
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    Hypothetical: we win tonight (or Minn loses) and we clinch. Obviously you rest Lugo/Ragans/Wacha/Erceg. Do you sit Bobby as well? If I heard correctly he would be the first player in history win the batting title while playing all 162. Ichiro led the AL playing 162 once but the last time anyone led both leagues and played in all games was before they expanded to 162.
     
  3. ono

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    Let him lead off and get one PA and then sit him. Or just DH him.
     
  4. football501

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    I’ve seen half an inning and I’m going all in on cheering for the Orioles because Brady isn’t gonna do it tonight
     
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  5. JVP

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    Holy shit. Soler is playing outfield? Just hit it to him all night.
     
  6. football501

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    lol nice try Izzy
     
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  7. JVP

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    Would have still missed that if it was a beach ball.
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Fast Bob is fast
     
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  9. football501

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    Good lord Massey
     
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  10. football501

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    0-2 down the pipe, the Singer special and a homer for a guy hitting under .200
     
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  11. DirtBall

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    It’s 0-2 not 3-0 Brady. Probably crying in his head that we didn’t turn the double play.
     
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  12. JVP

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    That’s inexcusable Brady
     
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  13. JVP

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    Twins down 2-0
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    And Balt has a man in scoring position.
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Damn, we’ve squared up quite a few but a lot of ‘at em’ balls. Balt still up 2-0.
     
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  16. football501

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    This is pretty pathetic at the plate
     
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  17. football501

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    Salvy needs to stop throwing tbh
     
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    Got to think Tues they go Vin-DH, Sal-1B, Fred-C right?
     
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  19. football501

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    Hopefully! Can’t get Oaklanded with Salvy unable to throw anyone out
     
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  20. JVP

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    Just saw it was thanks to a Ryan O’Hearn homer as well.
     
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  21. football501

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    Thought for just a sec Salvy did it but just got under it
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Lopez was at 96 pitches in the 5th. They blew their bullpen last night. Will be interesting to see what they do.

    It was the right call but I was hoping Vance made one of his stupid signs and sent Bob home at the end there. Think he could of made it and I just want him to pad as many stats as possible these last few games.
     
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  23. JVP

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    3-0 Orioles
     
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    Twins have no life whatsoever. I think last night killed them.
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Guys….
     
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  26. JVP

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    Reckon we can call it…
     
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    My nipples are VERY erect
     
  28. JVP

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    Let’s start Will Smith tomorrow and just pitch him for 9 innings
     
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  29. DirtBall

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    Saw someone say let Lynch take one and Bubic the other but we need those guys. Let’s just let Brady start 3 straight games.
     
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  30. football501

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  31. DirtBall

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    Holy shit, it’s actually happening
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    ITS WHERE YOU WANNA BE, PLAYOFFS WITH THE ROYALS!!!!

     
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  34. JVP

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    Anyone going to Houston (or Baltimore)? Or is it too hard to get tickets?
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    Don’t think anyone in my friend group will be going to either. When we win and ALDS starts, you bet your ass I’ll b drunk as hell at the K.
     
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  37. football501

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    I’m tempted to drive down to Houston Tuesday but probably can’t swing it. Also not sure I want to try to go in Royaled out to Minute Maid and come out with my health
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    OEYS FUCKING GOOIIO

     
  40. DirtBall

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    Mr Sherman da GOAT
     
  41. Squints

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    Fucking Hud lol


     
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  42. ono

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    Those boys are gonna be so hungover tomorrow.

    So will I.
     
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    Love HUD so much
     
  44. DirtBall

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  45. DirtBall

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    He’s going yard on Tuesday. Believe it.



     
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  46. DirtBall

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    The whole interview. Love that Sam has to babysit Vinnie and his big mouth.

     
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  47. DirtBall

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    I’ve never seen someone so perfect

     
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  48. DirtBall

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    So happy this morning
     
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