Your Kansas City Royals: Scenes From An Italian Baseball Jaunt

Just gonna let him flail I guess

 

Was Cameron on a PC - why did he get taken out at 82 pitches?

 

The theory I've seen is they don't like his softer stuff being seen a third time through the order. But you gotta let him try on a double header day where he's cruising imo

 

Solid reverse jinxing there thread. Keep it up.

 

All gonna be for not when India gets double up with Bob on deck, as is our pattern

 

GIDP, infield popout, or K

Guaranteed with this team this year

 

Jesus fucking Christ Isbel

 

Isbel almost got caught before Loftin could score

 

THATS WHY THATS SO STUPID YOU DUMB FUCK

 

Nothing like taking the bat out of Bob’s hands in the 9th. He never comes through late I guess. I’ve never seen someone so stupid on the bases.

 

It was almost disastrous. To be fair though, Maikel has been one of our best with RISP

 

Good start!

 

E6

 

The more Italians he’s around the stronger he gets.

 

Man, Salvy just missed it

 

Jesus these catchers are getting destroyed

 

Isn’t there unlimited challenges in extra innings? He was out at second but I’ve seen dumber things overturned before.

 

That's some rotten luck, half swing nonsense that scores the only guy about as slow as Salvy

 

damnit

 

Worst bullpen game of the year candidate

 

Honestly, the second he gave up the run you have to debate. Are you better it ends here and you have a chance the next two or do you chase till the 12th and it leads to dropping 3 straight.

 

Thankfully the Trump/Elon feud is currently keeping me from raging about this loss

 

I Like Maik

 

Sal needs to be moved further down the batting order.

 

I see Cole seems to not be fixed

 

Canna-Garcia-Jac OF huh? Let’s keep them to some grounders the rest of the way.

 

I’m not sure I remember the last Ragans induced grounder

 

There’s one!

 

Fred Dog >>>>>> Fred Bird. Damn he turned on that one.

 

Maik having a night

 

Jesus Christ at them losing their minds over that “non call”. These pampered teams would kill themselves if they got the zones we do consistently.

 

Jac might hit better if he wore batting gloves instead of those Carharrt’s.

 

Or if he didn’t swing at something 6 inches in

 

This sucks. He’s not healthy and we don’t have anyone to turn to. 5 runs scored and it feels like we have no chance.

 

Walks and two strike hits are his considerable weakness

And piping fastballs apparently

 

Well maybe Lorenzen will be staying in the rotation after all. Ragans is broken.

 

Loftin lost some hubcaps

 

This and his FB sitting 5 mph lower than normal is not a good combo.

 

“Uncle Junior”

 

Hope that shin doesn’t contuse too quickly

 

I wouldn't be able to walk for a week after that

 

Lefties quit hitting lefties. FFS that THREE today.

 

Also not making them earn like half their runs

 

At this rate, we will see Jac pitching tonight

 

Different sort of position player pitching option

 

Zerpa has 2 more 10 pitch innings in him.

 

Stop doing that guys?

 

Who did we play that trolled us after they fouled one off the shin? He acted like he couldn’t walk and barely stand, then as the pitcher wound up he got in his stance and belted it to the moon.