Your Kansas City Royals: Scenes From An Italian Baseball Jaunt

Or they could move Salvy down

 

Buzzard luck

 

Walk the .180 hitter with roughly 30 steals to start the inning. Genius.

 

We’re so obsessed with trying to induce big chases out of the zone. Lynch, Lugo, and Ragans all do it and it bites them in the ass constantly

 

PFP

 

Man, Robert is good out there. Was for sure Bob was sending that one to the wall.

 

Bunting with the 3 hitter. Fucking sweet

 

Too cute

 

Bunting with your 3 hitter. What the fuck Q?

 

Even rex disagrees with that dumbass bunt

 

Holy shit. Didn’t anyone else hear Hud oud sigh?

 

passed ball

 

What are you looking for besides fat sliders Sal?

 

That’s on Q first and foremost

 

Something sweeping away in the other batters box obviously

 

I'm kinda done with Salvy

 

They didn’t win tonight, we LOST this one.

 

What are we doing here Q?

 

It’s his first fucking game throw a fucking strike

 

Managerial master class at the end of this one

 

Once we get to 0-2 just automatically give them 3 balls

 

Haha just a hilarious crash out

 

Done with these idiots

 

We can’t do the most basic things

 

Shitting the bed against the White Sox is a new low.

 

We’re returning the favor from their melty earlier this year

 

What’s the xBA on that? Dude had rotten luck so far

 

Does Q think he gets extra runs for playing everyone on the bench?

 

Which baseball gods wife did Jac fuck? Here’s his xBA just tonight. This is insane.

.710 - 109.5 mph
.650 - 82
.660 - 110.4

 

Need patience with Cags, think this might be the first level he legit needs to learn lessons/make adjustments.

 

Hope he doesn’t. After 4 games he’s got like 6 110+ exit velos. Thats probably 2nd best on the team all year. As long as they show him the data so he doesn’t start pressing he’ll be fine.

 

That Vinnie homer was hilarious

 

Who does it more: Salvy waving way out of the zone or Massey popping out on the infield?

 

This series is shaping up horribly

 

I just don’t understand, 2 hitters hitting like .160 going into the series. We walk one and give up a big fly to the other.

 

Wacha just giving them BP

 

Ugh

 

Fucking dive maikel

 

Jesus Christ sal

 

Cripes Salvy

 

Sweet call blue

 

These fucking losers

 

Salvy needs to find some pine for a minute

 

Massey take a walk challenge: impossible