Your Kansas City Royals: Scenes From An Italian Baseball Jaunt

That and the pop ups are the two most infuriating things, they’re often simultaneous

 

Take the free pass Vinnie, goodness

 

Gonna lose this game on infield hits and a walk that should have been a clear 0-1 count

 

Hud thought we lost it there

 

Jac, woof kid

 

Just throw it man, why are you running him back?

 

Damn, easy out at home if Maik snatches that

 

That's not very Italian of them

 

How can it be this bad lol

 

Back to not maximizing Sal or Freddie’s talents

 

Why!?!?!?

 

Do you think it’s a Salvy thing? He’s still under the impression he’s still got it back there and they defer to him as a team legend? You’d think at a thick 36 he’d be fine not enduring the physical toil

 

Yeah. We know he’s said he hates DHing and sitting but it’s also Q not having the backbone to show him the stats and force him to sit.

 

Those were at bats

 

Can’t even complain about the ump with this one because Sal let him glove fall into the dirt and it sat there. No run but coat Lugo about 10 pitches.

 

Lugo has gotten really bad about hanging slow breakers in the middle

 

Can we fire Zumwalt mid game, that was pathetic

 

Fucking hell, this guys hanging every third pitch and they can’t do anything with them.

 

And Bob is flying out weekly after five straight balls that weren’t close but he can’t lay off

 

How did Bob do that?

 

Thanks Seth. Now go fleece the Cubs for 2 of their top 10 prospects.

 

Investigate Clarke!

 

Well this blows

 

Sal doesn’t frame that strike 3

 

Oh?

 

A ties like kissing your sister, the team plays in Missouri, that’s a win in these parts.

 

Dilly dilly!

 

Interested to see what these crazy bastards are up to

 

They didn’t want to give Wiemer or whatever his name is a try? He’s had some outfield pop

 

Nice start, most importantly Jac with a hit. If only he could hit it in the air

 

Bubic can’t find the zone at all, excellent

 

Moving the line like the 2015 team

 

Maik wtf man

 

Take the walk Maikel

 

Good hustle big guy!

 

Canha does less than nothing for me. Not fast, doesn’t hit, not a + defender, and as old as me to top it off. Let a youth have his spot

 

Good work lads

 

I’ll whine about him every game if I must

 

This ump is really sticking it to Bubic

 

He seems to be turning the corner. Lugo + Mitchell should get quite the haul if they go that route.