Your Kansas City Royals: The Least Serious Franchise

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  1. JRodMK1

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    Does anybody know if they are planning on doing a 2015 season celebration at one of the home games this summer like they did last year for the 2014 team? Was on vacation for last year's and definitely wouldn't want that to happen again this year.
     
  2. DirtBall

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    Yes. IIRC individual days with certain players and bobbleheads/stuff and they’ll do a big weekend with all the players and Ned. Think it will be the cardinals series, one night for 85, one night for 15.

    Also they made it simple this year. May 8th is school day, May 9th is nurses night. So avoid the K at all costs that weekend. Jesus day is the only one as annoying as those 2.
     
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    Hammerin’ JACK
     
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    India walks to start and a Bob blast of 450+ immediately follows
     
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    I’m excited about this but I will say that the Joe’s outpost at the Current stadium is pretty mediocre
     
  7. GoodForAnother

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    title updated to reflect our Italian team culture
     
  8. DirtBall

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    Someone needs to come up with a nickname for our beefy Italian sausage bros. The Pazzi Ragazzi? Battere Fratelli? The Raking Ragazzi? The fucking Fratelli? Battere Bros? Forza Fuck Bois?
     
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    I’d jump in front of a bullet for Bob

     
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    Hammerin’ Jack is doing his thing again.
     
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  13. GoodForAnother

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    the sound on that Jac homer is erotic
     
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    UPDATE: Umps are still trying to screw Cole over left and right

     
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    FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
     
  17. GoodForAnother

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  19. DirtBall

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    I mean, this is why the death penalty exists

     
  20. DirtBall

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    Bobby out for the year but at least we get Flo Rida

     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Maybe I didn’t need to sacrifice my neighbors chicken to Jobu :idk:. Oh well.

     
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    :ded:
     
  25. DirtBall

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    He still can’t find pants to properly fit those tree trunks into

     
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    If one of these two could become just a league average CFer that’d help so much. I know they’re trying Maikel out there for a platoon but who knows if that works.



     
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    His statue at the new stadium should be him diving for a ball but is has to be rounding first base in game 1.

     
  29. GoodForAnother

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    me and EMAW FC were at that game, top 5 live sports moment for me
     
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    I went to every home game those playoffs except 1&2 of the series. I was for sure it’d come back from NY and I wanted to save money and be there for the clincher :facepalm: . So dumb.
     
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  32. football501

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    We’re in Surprise for some spring break spring training and my kids are very glad Bob is back
     
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    Am I one of your kids?
     
  34. football501

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    Idk, are you also simultaneously sad Salvy is at the other site so they can’t see their two favorites on the same day?
     
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    Bob came over and gave my kids, both with BW7 shirts, his warm up ball. Trip made on day one!
     
  36. football501

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    This Hatch guy is not it
     
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    Don’t know who to blame besides 501 being there

     
  38. football501

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    Didn’t go to that one fwiw
     
  39. DirtBall

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    How quickly do yall expect Jac to get the call up or is he on the opening day roster? Loved watching him at Florida and he’s a guy I’m trying to keep tabs on even though I generally don’t enjoy the MLB at all
     
  41. GoodForAnother

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    Guessing July or so at his current pace
     
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  42. ono

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    If he keeps hitting, keep an eye out for if/when Vinnie Pasquantino gets hurt mid- to late- summer. That will probably be when.
     
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    Man, I was hoping to see a Jac at bat this afternoon

     
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    Keep trying to break him, he only comes back stronger.

     
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    He’s looked good.

    Also would love Isbel to hit 270 for a season tbh
     
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    Need that triple to get the cycle monkey off his back. Hopefully they don’t bean him again
     
  47. DirtBall

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    India 3-3 as well? We’re winning so many World Series now.
     
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    Jac is starting in AA so he can get RF work every day. I wonder if his spring is a reason they cooled in that Marte deal? Q’s going to be platooning like a madman MJ/India RF, Isabel/Maikel CF, Jac/Renfroe RF.
     
  49. DirtBall

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    Man, everyone is super high on Bubic. Randy said he predicts him to end with a higher war than Singer and Petro (eye roll) thinks he’ll end the year as the 3 possibly 2. Here’s hoping but I’m not holding my breath.