Your last meal

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  1. Tiffin

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    Forget the details, just assume you get to choose your final meal. What would it be?



    I'm a heavy lean towards hot wings of some kind, sauce would depend on my mood. And mac and cheese. Seems junk foody/simple, but I love it so w/e. I might pick my family's taco casserole or a some sort of fish/seafood like fried catfish or a shrimp and oyster poyboy.
     
  2. Emma

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  3. Emma

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    Or a bacon cheeseburger
     
  4. War Grundle

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    Bennigan’s Monte Cristo with raspberry dipping sauce, sweet potato fries and 3 Woodford Manhattan’s.
     
  5. GeneralPaton

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    Big ass ribeye, medium rare. Crab legs
     
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  6. Tiffin

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    I like the addition of a drink. I'd say a nice IPA to swill it down with and a Manhattan to finish.
     
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  7. Tiffin

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  8. Tug

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    Full menu at Outback steak house
     
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  9. Emma

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    Mind you, details enabled, if it's death by electrocution - high voltage electrocution will most likely cause abdominal wall blow out causing bowel evisceration

    Choose wisely if your loved ones are there.
     
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  10. Taques

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    a smoked beef rib or two would be involved
     
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  11. blotter

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    Ya i was wondering how long after do we die? because I'd rather not go out while digesting a baconator
     
  12. Gunners

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    Give me some great tacos and enough bourbon to forget that I'm about to die.
     
  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    In that case skyline chili.
     
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  14. Tiffin

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    I said forget the details! But yeah if I'm out for vengeance for those executing me extremely spicy wings or 2 burritos from Flying Burrito in Fayetteville. AR.
     
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  15. Tiffin

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    Variety of meats?
     
  16. blotter

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    If I had a week to recover I'd eat about five Thai entrees and wash it down with the Popeyes chicken sandwich
     
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  17. Gunners

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    There's a nice chain in DC that makes some incredibly good fajitas, get steak and chicken every time. Also have probably my favorite restaurant "roll", I'd say it's half roll/half donut.

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  18. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Avocado toast, a couple açaí bowls, poke

    tall glass of kombucha to drink
     
  19. slogan119

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    I’ll eat so much I’ll explode on my own if given unlimited choices.
     
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  20. theregionsitter

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    Burnt Ends from KC, probably Jack Stacks

    queso and chips

    a ribeye, mushrooms, Mac n cheese

    Far niente Cabernet

    New York cheesecake

    A Martini and a bullet
     
  21. Nelson

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    What is the manner or method of death
     
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  22. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Choke on the last bite
     
  23. Tug

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    What is this chain called
     
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  24. blind dog

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    Since I’m now allergic to shellfish, I’d eat a fuckton of shellfish
     
  25. Lawnole23

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    Brisket
    Chicken wings
    Oysters
    Ice cream
    IPAs
    Manhattan

    I would want to die after all of that anyways.
     
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  26. War Grundle

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    Does it matter?
     
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  27. The Guglia

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    Le Bernardin Chef’s Tasting with wine pairings
     
  28. sc_chant

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    A couple bbq ribs, a little bit of low country boil, bacon wrapped deer tenderloin, a nice beer and finished off with my grandmas chocolate pie
     
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  29. Gunners

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    Great American restaurants, said DC but it's Nova. Think the closest 1 to actual DC is in Shirlington.
     
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  30. Kevintensity

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    A mcdouble and a non alcoholic Heineken
     
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  31. Tiffin

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    For desert I think j I'd have to go my family's chocolate delight (see this called by other names here before) or blueberry cake. I'd fuck with key lime cheesecake or breadpudding too, tho.
     
  32. Tug

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    your last meal is gonna be the Carlyle?
     
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  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    People who would waste a last meal on deserts probably take baths with their dads.
     
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  34. Tiffin

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    You don't get just deserts, you have it all. Might as well, right?
     
  35. Nelson

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    absolutely, peasant

    If it’s excruciating and slow I’ll take a mildly psychedelic mushroom with some mate

    if it’s quick and painless I’ll take a nice cortado with whatever I’m eating
     
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  36. TrustyPatches

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    Half and Half wings. Garlic parm/buffalo garlic. Avocado toast with a sunny side up egg and a cheesecake brownie from American Cookie Factory
     
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  37. Tiffin

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    I wouldn't say I'd have it as my last meal, but it could contend. My grandma's breakfast from when we were kids. Hotcakes, soft scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage. My god I've never had pancakes that even come close to what she made. She's still alive but doesn't cook like she used to anymore, which is upsetting on multiple levels for me.
     
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  38. skiedfrillet

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    ribeye
    Mashed potatoes and gravy
    Asparagus

    For dessert a slice of my mom’s apple pie and a slice of her “better than sex” cake

    Wash it down with a bottle of whiskey - calumet probably
     
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  39. cal

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    chilaquiles from jarrito loco in monument, colorado
     
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  40. dallasdawg

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    chips and queso

    wedge salad

    brisket
    ribs
    jalapeño venison sausage
    mac and cheese
    roasted brussels sprouts

    blue bell cookie two step

    tank 7 to wash it down
     
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  41. HOOSINSC

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    bacon double cheeseburger, fries, and a glass bottle coke.
     
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  42. Tiffin

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    Change that chips and queso to cheese/queso fries and yeah that sound awesome.
     
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  43. dblplay1212

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    Shrimp po-boy from Parkway Tavern in NOLA.
     
  44. Cornelius Suttree

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    hot and sour soup
    refried beans
    grits
    veggie lo mein
    veal parm
    cheesecake
    chocolate milkshake
     
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  45. Cornelius Suttree

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    I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary
     
  46. CUgator

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    The carne asada or carnitas from El Farolito in Placentia, CA.
     
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  47. IHHH

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    I would need a full month of last meals to be closed to satisfied

    Sushi
    Ribeye
    My gf’s lasagna
    Pizzas...so many good places
    Lobsters
    My mom’s christmas dish....vol au vent de fruit de mer. Unreal
    Oysters with a cold beer
     
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  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    One of my Arabic teachers made this saffron rice and lamb dish that was the single best thing I've ever eaten so I'd have that again.
     
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  49. IHHH

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    And Mexican food, oh boy do I love Mexican food


    Good thing I am not on death row
     
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  50. HotMic

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    OP’s mom

    :eatit:
     
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